Kathy Griffin absolutely fuckin ate it yesterday getting out of her car in London, and even that feels like a massive understatement. You could tie the wheels of someones wheelchair to the bumper of a racecar and jerk the wheels from behind and the person would still land more gracefully than this. She hits the ground like she just fell out of a plane. She looks like a fish someone dropped on the deck. Seriously, her feet end up underneath the car, how the hell does that even happen. It's like a damn sniper got her. No one has fallen this hard since Kate Bosworth fell into my sex trap. Rawr!
