A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .." . He sighed ............... . "Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box." ____________________________________________ A blonde is hiking in the wilderness and comes across a beautiful lake. She stood there admiring the beauty and trying to figure out how to get across it, since the trail seemed to end. Just then, a second blonde came into view on the other side of the lake. First Blonde waves and yells: Hi! Second Blonde waves and yells: Hi! First Blonde: How do you get to the other side? Second Blonde: You ARE on the other side! ___________________________________________ blonde was sitting in a restaurant engrossed in reading the newspaper. The headlines blared: "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed in Terrorist Attack ." She shook her head at the sad news, and then turned to the guy sitting next to her and asked.... "How many is a Brazilian?"