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And another...

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.....


  • Tourist: $8.00


  • Broiled Missionary: $10.00


  • Fried Explorer: $12.50


  • Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."

 
i thought this was pretty funny...
drinking always makes "activities" more better
The guy replies, "This is the picture of my wife, when I start to find her beautiful ... I go home!
 
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