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Today's Lame Joke/Video

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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    And another...

    A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
    Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.....


    • Tourist: $8.00


    • Broiled Missionary: $10.00


    • Fried Explorer: $12.50


    • Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

    The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

    The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."

     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    redeemed yourself on the second one
     
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    i thought this was pretty funny...
    drinking always makes "activities" more better
    The guy replies, "This is the picture of my wife, when I start to find her beautiful ... I go home!
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    did you just giggler your own fucking joke?!?!?!?!?
     
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    nah, i thought it was funny when someone sent it to me
     
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