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  1. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    Animals Who Stutter

    A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.

    "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.

    A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered," she volunteered.

    The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

    "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty
    and the Rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it,
    he jumped over the fence into our yard!”

    "That must've been scary," said the teacher.

    "It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty went
    'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could say "F**k," the Rottweiler ate him!"

    [FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive][/FONT]
     
  2. reikoshea

    reikoshea HS Troll...And Mod Moderator VIP

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    aaaaaaahhahahahahahaha.

    Thats actually damn funny.
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    B must have lived a sheltered life.....or a life just sheltered with a computer..... LOL
     
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    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    BAHAHAHAAHA!!! I actually laughed out loud on that one!
     
  6. vanillakilla

    vanillakilla Senior Member

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    that is fuckin hillarious. I laughted out loud
     
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