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Todays Lame Joke

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by reckedracing, Mar 27, 2009.

  1. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    Got Grapes?
    A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"
    The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.
    The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"
    Again, the bartender tells him, "No -- the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes and, furthermore, will never serve grapes." The duck thanks him and leaves.
    The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"
    The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?"
    Confused, the bartender says no.
    "Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?"
     
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  2. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    damn thats ooolllldddddd
     
  3. Briansol

    Briansol Admins Admin VIP

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    corvetteguy78 Well-Known Member VIP

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    jfc......what a horrible horrible joke, thats 20 seconds of page refresh time on Woot waiting to see if a BoC appears!
     
  5. gomezkun

    gomezkun Yay for DOHC VTEC ^_^

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    Gomez: Knock Knock
    HS: Who's there?
    Gomez: Interrupting cow
    HS: Inter..
    Gomez: MOOOOOO!!!

    ;)
     
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    94H_Ex Under employed

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  7. MthaFuknGreen

    MthaFuknGreen Green on the scene.

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    hahahahahaha
    i got a good laugh from that.
    rep for the good day.
     
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