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Todays Lame Joke

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by reckedracing, Mar 31, 2009.

  1. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    WASHINGTON COUNTY SHERIFF 'S DEPT. Investigation


    A Deputy stops at a ranch and talks with the old ranch
    owner. He tells the rancher,
    'I need to inspect your ranch for
    illegal grown drugs.'

    The old rancher says,
    'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'

    The officer verbally explodes saying,
    'Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government
    with me.'
    Pointing to the badge on his chest he proudly says,
    'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go
    wherever I wish... on any land. No questions asked or
    answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you
    understand?'

    The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.

    Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the
    deputy running for his life and close behind is the
    rancher's bull.
    With every step the bull is gaining ground on the
    officer.
    The officer is clearly terrified.

    The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs
    to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

    'Your badge! Show him your fucking badge!'
     
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  2. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    :lmao:
     
  3. TurboMirage

    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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  4. corvetteguy78

    corvetteguy78 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Ok that is definately a good one lol, should be changed to FBI though since Deputy's don't have the power of the federal government
     
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    Haha really funny +rep.
     
  6. hondarin

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    Ow, ya got me! hit me right in the lol.
     
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