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Todays Lame Joke

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by reckedracing, Apr 10, 2009.

  1. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again, so she put an ad in the local paper that read:







    HUSBAND WANTED
    MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME,
    MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL
    BE GOOD IN BED! ..... ALL APPLICANTS
    PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON








    On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair; he had no arms
    or legs.






    The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you ... you have no legs!'





    The Old Man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'





    She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!'





    Again, the Old Man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'





    She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed?'
    The Old Man leaned back, beamed a big smile, and said 'Rang the doorbell didn't I?
     
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  2. dveit

    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    :lol:
     
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    Jeremy10188 Resident Asshole

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  4. double0Si

    double0Si ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) VIP

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    Oh, I see what you did there... Well played... well played
     
  5. INJEN78

    INJEN78 HS LEGEND

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    lmao good one for real
     
  6. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    and for bonus points.......



    > Proof that Men Have Better Friends...
    >
    > Friendship among Women:
    > A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
    > she told her husband that she had slept over at a
    > friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best
    > friends. None of them knew anything about it.
    >
    > Friendship among Men:
    > A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he
    > told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's
    > house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
    > Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was
    > still there.
     
  7. Drake

    Drake Well-Known Member VIP

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    Both of those are classic. Well done.
     
  8. INJEN78

    INJEN78 HS LEGEND

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    lol joke thread?
     
  9. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    Awesome. And so God damn true.
     
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