Todays Lame Joke

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A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again, so she put an ad in the local paper that read:







HUSBAND WANTED
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL
BE GOOD IN BED! ..... ALL APPLICANTS
PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON








On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair; he had no arms
or legs.






The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you ... you have no legs!'





The Old Man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'





She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!'





Again, the Old Man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'





She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed?'
The Old Man leaned back, beamed a big smile, and said 'Rang the doorbell didn't I?
 
Oh, I see what you did there... Well played... well played
 
and for bonus points.......



> Proof that Men Have Better Friends...
>
> Friendship among Women:
> A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
> she told her husband that she had slept over at a
> friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best
> friends. None of them knew anything about it.
>
> Friendship among Men:
> A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he
> told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's
> house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
> Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was
> still there.
 
Both of those are classic. Well done.
 
and for bonus points.......



> Proof that Men Have Better Friends...
>
> Friendship among Women:
> A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
> she told her husband that she had slept over at a
> friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best
> friends. None of them knew anything about it.
>
> Friendship among Men:
> A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he
> told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's
> house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
> Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was
> still there.
Awesome. And so God damn true.
 
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