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Todays Lame Joke

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by reckedracing, Nov 18, 2009.

  1. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    THE PERFECT HUSBAND.......

    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello."

    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    MAN: "Yes."

    WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000... Is it OK if I buy it?"

    MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2010 models. I saw one I really liked.."

    MAN: "How much?"

    WOMAN: "$90,000."

    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing . . . the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking
    $950,000."

    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand because it's really what you want."

    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

    MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

    The man hangs up.
    The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

    He turns and asks:
    "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
     
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  2. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    bwahahaha
     
  3. efhondakid

    efhondakid My name is Byron. VIP

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    Haha thats awesome.
     
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    INJEN78 HS LEGEND

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    lmao pretty good
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    Taco15 I wear stretchy pants VIP

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    love it. just love it.

    rep for making me chuckle
     
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    hondarin Please enter a value using 50 characters or fewer. VIP

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    i saw that ending a mile away
     
  11. Speedracer228

    Speedracer228 ......

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    funny, there is a commercial of this joke somewhere.....
     
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    Drake Well-Known Member VIP

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    hahaha I like it.
     
  13. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    woot, 2 silver stars...
    gotta get that gold
     
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