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Todays Lame Joke

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by reckedracing, Dec 18, 2009.

  1. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can
    leave early today."

    Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart
    and will answer the question."

    Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

    Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

    Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

    Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

    Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

    Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

    Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

    Johnny is even madder than before.

    Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

    Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

    Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

    Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the
    questions.

    When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would
    keep their mouths shut!"

    The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

    Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
     
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  2. Briansol

    Briansol Admins Admin VIP

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    copy paste double fail
     
  3. eg'sforlife

    eg'sforlife New Member

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    why the same joke twice
     
  4. Drake

    Drake Well-Known Member VIP

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    haha well played.
     
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