A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and putsit in the basket.
What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'
An outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer
And freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on
The bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old
Outhouse straight into the creek.
One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little boy
Decided today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek.
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today" .
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read
In school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and
Didn't get into trouble because he told the truth."
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and putsit in the basket.
What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'
The Outhouse
Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family had to use
An outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer
And freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on
The bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old
Outhouse straight into the creek.
One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little boy
Decided today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek.
Hefound a large stick and started pushing.
Finally, the outhouse toppled intothe creek and floated away.
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed aftersupper.
Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why.
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today" .
"It Was you, wasn't it son?"
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read
In school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and
Didn't get into trouble because he told the truth."
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in the cherry tree.
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