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Todays Lame Joke

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by reckedracing, Dec 21, 2010.

  1. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment.

    This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format.

    Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?
    A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

    Q. Where will the government get this money?
    A. From taxpayers.

    Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
    A. Only a smidgen of it.

    Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
    A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

    Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
    A. Shut up.

    Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy by spending your stimulus check wisely.

    * If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka .

    * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.

    * If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or China .

    * If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala .

    * If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea .

    * If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .

    * If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
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    Instead, keep the money in America by:
    1) Spending it at yard sales, or
    2) Going to ball games, or
    3) Spending it on prostitutes, or
    4) Beer or
    5) Tattoos.

    (These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. )
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    Conclusion:
    Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day!

    No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.
     
  2. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    Um, a lot of "America" beer companies, aren't owned by Americans....

    Support you local micro-brew.
     
  3. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    Drake Well-Known Member VIP

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    Beat me to it.

    But they are all valid points.
     
  5. jp_p5

    jp_p5 MicWhop

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    I would like to say spend it all on coke and whores but coke mainly comes from Mexico. So I will just spend it on whores. All though my wife would not like that very much so I guess I will just give her all the money and fuck her in the ass like a 2 dollar slut.
     
  6. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    well, there you have it

    and that boys and girls is how marriage works
     
  7. hondafreak513

    hondafreak513 New Member

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    hope his wife doesn't see that posting
     
  8. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    she wouldnt give a rats ass... fully one of the coolest chicks i know

    hell he will probably show her the post... or at very least tell her about it
     
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