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Todays lame joke

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  1. Briansol

    Briansol Admins Admin VIP

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    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
    really pissed.

    She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
    driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

    The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
    up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
    gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

    Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
    the box back in the house.

    She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Bob has been missing since Friday.
     
  2. Magana559

    Magana559 The Warden

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    ha ha ha
     
  3. corvetteguy78

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    simple but really funny
     
  4. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    Awesome. I'm going to tell that today.



    Our local radio station has lame joke friday. Usually pretty good ones coming in on there.
     
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    Lol, I make it a point to listen to that on my drive home every friday.
     
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    Me too, 99.9 FTW for their talk shows. Their music sucks IMO, they ALWAYS play the EXACT same 15 songs.
     
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    Werd. When music comes on I change the station lol.
     
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    :werd:

    I've gotten into C89.5, they play some good new "dance" style music. When I'm delivering for work, it keeps me from raging at the traffic too much... haha. It's upbeat and helps me keep a good mood.

    I've also been listening to NPR radio (94.9). It can be interesting sometimes as well.

    I think most of the other talk shows suck, at least the ones I'm familiar with.
     
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    i miss the right wing political radio, now all i have is NPR.
     
  10. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    Love the NPR for world news, wait wait don't tell me, this american life, and car talk.
     
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    Today's Lame Definition

    PUDUSSY:

    The odor left in a room after sexual activity. It is a combination of the combined scents of pussy, dick and ass !!!
     
  12. Taco15

    Taco15 I wear stretchy pants VIP

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    after a good finish that smell is awesome....with the right chick of course. ;)
     
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    Yeah or when the angle of penetration is such that it pushes air in, so after you nut and pull out, a sloppy wet queef blows coochie juice and jizz everywhere, and she turns red with embarrassment, and you just laugh and laugh until she starts to cry and leaves because you can't stop laughing, and she won't return your calls because you keep leaving pussy fart jokes on her voicemail and then you see her in the grocery store... good times.
     
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    I think it's "Boodissy." :shrug:
     
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    Taco15 I wear stretchy pants VIP

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    I just tell her I love that shit. then again I am a dirty, dirty slutty minded man.
     
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