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Today's Lame Joke

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by reckedracing, Sep 8, 2012.

  1. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    Choosing a wife
    A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
    The first does a total makeover.. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

    The man was impressed.
    The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much..
    Again, the man is impressed.
    The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
    Obviously, the man was impressed.
    The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

    Then he married the one with the biggest tits.
    Men are like that, you know.
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    Magana559 The Warden

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    I laughed at this one!
     
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    :shrug: I would have chosen #3
     
  5. reckedracing

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    the return of capital is just meant to gain confidence and further investment inflows
    typical ponzi
     
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    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    Recked saw right through her evil plan. I would have chosen #4. The one who simply said, "It's your money, I can't spend it" and gave it back.
     
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