Today's Lame Joke

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dveit

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The Russian Mafia catches up to a man who had stolen a suitcase filled with a million dollars from them years ago. he was held in a torture chamber for days, until he was ready to talk. There was one catch though... he was deaf and only knew sign language.
Thus the mafia brought in a "translator" and began asking questions.
The mafia boss asks, "Where's the money?" and the translator does his thing.
The reply comes back "I don't know.." and the translator relays the information.
The mafia boss cocks his gun and says, "If you don't tell me right, fucking now, where the suitcase is, I will put a bullet in your head."
The translator once more completes the hand signals.
This time the deaf man replies, "Okay, okay. It's buried under the food shed by my house."
The translator turns to the boss and says, "He says you don't have the balls to pull that trigger."
 
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