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Today's Lame Joke

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by reckedracing, Oct 7, 2013.

  1. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    The Blind Cashier:

    A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

    The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark shades.
    She says to him, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

    He says, ?"Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes."

    She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway......

    He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all-around combination, and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."

    She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

    "Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.

    She bends down to pick it up and accidentally passes gas.

    At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes......there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was her who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around?

    The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."

    The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"

    He replies, "Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00, and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."

    She paid it and left without saying a word.
     
  2. klyph

    klyph Dismember VIP

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    Kudos for the accurately titled thread.
     
  3. Taco15

    Taco15 I wear stretchy pants VIP

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    thats a good one. lol
     
  4. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    A man says to his wife, "I bet you $100 you can't say something that would make me both happy and sad at the same time."

    The wife thinks for a moment and responds, "Of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."
     
  5. xj0hnx

    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    Haha that's a good one. OP is a good one too!!!
     
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