definately made me laugh So a penguin is driving his car through the desert when it breaks down. He isn't too worried because he has AAA and is by a small town. He waddles over to the general store and calls AAA and they tell him it will be about an hour. He goes back to the freezer and gets in and eats a couple gallons of vanilla ice cream while he is waiting. He looks outside and the mechanic is there and has his hood up. He waddles outside and asks the guy whats wrong and the guy says it looks like you blew a seal. The penguin looks at him and says no it's just vanilla ice cream.