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Todays Lame Joke

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by reckedracing, Oct 18, 2006.

  1. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    definately made me laugh


    So a penguin is driving his car through the desert when it breaks down. He isn't too worried because he has AAA and is by a small town. He waddles over to the general store and calls AAA and they tell him it will be about an hour. He goes back to the freezer and gets in and eats a couple gallons of vanilla ice cream while he is waiting. He looks outside and the mechanic is there and has his hood up. He waddles outside and asks the guy whats wrong and the guy says it looks like you blew a seal. The penguin looks at him and says no it's just vanilla ice cream.
     
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    Smarnash Banned

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    Black Guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.

    Bartender says:

    "Where'd you get that thing?"

    "Africa"

    replied the parrot.
     
  3. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    a day later i figured it out. the lost interpretations because of the internet.:doh2:
     
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    A trapper is coming back from his trapline when his snowmobile breaks down a mile from the nearest garage. He pushes the machine all the way to the shop, and when the mechanic looks it over, he says, "looks like you just blew a seal"
    "No" says the trapper, "that's just frost on my mustache"

    Alaskan version FTW.
     
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