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Today's Lame Joke

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  1. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the Trucking
    > company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde.
    > *
    > "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the
    > Lawyer.
    > *
    > Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just Loaded
    > my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..."
    > *
    > "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer
    > The question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm
    > Fine!'?"
    > *
    > Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was
    > Driving down the road...."
    > *
    > The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish
    > The fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway
    > Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after
    > The accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a Fraud.
    > Please tell him to simply answer the Question."
    > *
    > By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde'sanswer and said
    > To the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite
    > Mule, Bessie".
    > *
    > Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded,"Well as I was saying, I had just
    > Loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her
    > Down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign
    > And smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and
    > Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't
    > Want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning.
    > I knew she was in terrible shape
    > Just by her groans.
    > *
    > Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He
    > Could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he
    > Looked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he took out his gun and shot
    > Her between the eyes.
    > *
    > Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at
    > Me, and said, "How are you feeling?"
    > *
    > "Now what the hell would you say?
     
  2. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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