Todays Lame Jokes

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Liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -
O'Brien


Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. -
Leno


Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. -
Letterman


Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A:
America ! -Fallon


Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. -
Kimmel


Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.. -
Letterman



 
damn, i have to spread the love first.

somebody get him for me. lol.
 
I love laughing about how fucked we are. No seriously, I laughed. Rep.
 
I laughed only to hide the tears. Someone else get some rep to him for me. Gots to spread it around like a 2 dollar whore first.
 
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