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Todays Lame Jokes

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by reckedracing, Mar 28, 2010.

  1. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    Liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -Leno

    Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
    A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -
    O'Brien


    Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
    A: A fund raiser. -
    Leno


    Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
    A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. -
    Letterman


    Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
    A:
    America ! -Fallon


    Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
    A: Bo has papers. -
    Kimmel


    Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?

    A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.. -
    Letterman



     
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  2. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    :lmao:
     
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    eg'sforlife New Member

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    The McDonalds one was my favorite.
     
  4. invisibledemon

    invisibledemon Bored Moderator VIP

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    damn, i have to spread the love first.

    somebody get him for me. lol.
     
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    eg'sforlife New Member

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    got it for ya ;)
     
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  6. Hondadude141

    Hondadude141 ¿pɐǝɥ ɹn ɥʇıʍ uıop nɥɔʇɐʍ

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  7. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    I love laughing about how fucked we are. No seriously, I laughed. Rep.
     
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    Drake Well-Known Member VIP

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    I laughed only to hide the tears. Someone else get some rep to him for me. Gots to spread it around like a 2 dollar whore first.
     
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