>A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a >"handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She >went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any >odd jobs for her to do. > >"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much >will you charge me?" The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?" > >The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need >were in the garage. > >The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she >realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?" > >He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" > >The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those >'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately." > >A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. > >You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and >I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." > >Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to >her. > >And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."