>A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a
>"handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She
>went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any
>odd jobs for her to do.
>
>"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much
>will you charge me?" The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"
>
>The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need
>were in the garage.
>
>The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she
>realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"
>
>He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
>
>The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those
>'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
>
>A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
>
>You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and
>I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
>
>Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to
>her.
>
>And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
>"handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She
>went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any
>odd jobs for her to do.
>
>"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much
>will you charge me?" The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"
>
>The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need
>were in the garage.
>
>The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she
>realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"
>
>He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
>
>The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those
>'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
>
>A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
>
>You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and
>I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
>
>Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to
>her.
>
>And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."