Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by pissedoffsol, Aug 6, 2004.
amsterdam has good pot
Toe-licking is outlawed, yet marijuana is perfectly okay!
As I said... only in Holland.
pot is good for the soul, everyone should toke
No thanks... I enjoy remembering where I put things
your my new friend. Hi
huh? what were we talking about?
*DING* marijauana effects the memory
Reminds me of a story from my college days at ASU.
2 girls filed charges after reporting to the authorities that a clerk at the local gas station forcefully detained them and proceeded to sexually assault one of them.
Unfortunately the case was over-turned.
Here is why.
One girl was given a hug "although it was used for restraint" the hug could not be construed as a criminal offence.
During the hug in question the gas station attendant began to lick the girl's face.
Sexual assault charges where dropped due to the establishment having a liquor license.
But so does alcohol, I think I permanently damaged my short term memory from drinking. Fortunately, I am still a genius.
In my town, I installed the 1/4 wave CB antenna on my girlfriend's Chevy Tracker. It's tied down in the front, so it bends over the entire length of the truck. So she goes to work a few days, and a friendly cop that knows her (She works for the newspaper) pulls her over and tells her about one of their laws.
Apparently the antenna isn't allowed in town limits anymore, since a while back a service van, like an electrical contractor or something, was cruising around the town square, and took a right turn into the town hall. The antenna whip came undone from the clip, and as the van turned it hit some guy right across the face. He lost some teeth, suffered a mild concussion and a contusion on his forehead.
It was the worst case of Van Aerial the town ever had.
Oh god make it stop!!!
If my memory wasn't trashed by malted hops and bong resin I'd tell a joke.
I'll just say that those jokes are bad puns. I still chuckled.
what the shit is a malted hop?
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