Tom Cruse just got a kick ass role.

[civicious]

I kinda doubt the authenticity of that article...It's dated October 7th, yet there have been ZERO articles elsewhere about it...that, and this quote:

George Washington is rumored to have been wearing a wooden butt plug when he crossed the Delaware to attack the Hessians at Trenton. That, according to some Washington scholars, explains why he was standing up in the boat during the crossing.

In related news, 17 percent of the respondents to a recent Postcards from the Pug Bus poll believe Tom Cruise was fired by Paramount because of his penchant for wearing butt plugs.

 

[jeffie7]

I kinda doubt the authenticity of that article...It's dated October 7th, yet there have been ZERO articles elsewhere about it...that, and this quote:

That was a funny quote lol. I remember reading that. =)

 

[f22b1 coupe]

yeah, sounds totally bogus.