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Top 10 Why NOT To Marry a Car Chick

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  1. dveit

    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    http://www.vwvortex.com/artman/publish/article_1533.shtml

    I think she was just being a bitch, and needs to take some more midol. Or just get kicked in the cooter.

    Being able to share a hobby with someone that you both enjoy very much would kick ass. Besides being very expensive, I dont really see a downside to it.
     
  2. hondarin

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    the girl who wrote that is not only immature, but she is also incapable of being in a serious relationship if she really feels the way that she wrote.
     
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    Sounds like it.

    Also sounds to me like she's not going to be sharing her hobby with a significant other untill she changes her attitude. I know I wouldn't put myself through that hell.
     
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    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    I dunno, it could work out nice. "BITCH!!! bring me a beer and go change my oil!!"

    Every tool in the toolbox? Gimme a 3/8ths ratchet and a 10mm socket and I can do 80% of the work on a honda/acura. Add a 12 mm and I'm up to 90%. a 15mm, 17mm, 32mm, and a phillips, you are at 99%.

    The other 1% goes for a 90987498.75 gagillion ton press for the bitch pin. Which I don't have [​IMG]


    My wife tries but she is too damned dainty. She couldn't break a oil drain plug loose. really. She changed her own oil once because she was curious how to do it. I had to break it loose for her. Oil filter, too. But big props for wanting to do it herself, even if she did decide it sucked and never did it again. [​IMG]

    She goes to the track to drag racing with me... She raced in my crx a few times, and once almost matched my best time. But she races her teggy usually. [​IMG]
     
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    My girlfriend is into cars too.. but she makes me do all the work, and just dictates what she wants done. [​IMG]
     
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    This chick sounds pretty cool, but she also sounds like she's in serious need of a good banging. She sounds really really really uptight.
     
  7. reikoshea

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    really really uptight...too bad i couldnt calm that down...with 2 or 3 girls im fine...when im committed to one...im screwed. Im such a fuckin wimp in a relationship...its so horrible. I havent figured out the happy medium...i almost feel bad treating a girl friend like i treat a girl date....but for some reason i keep getting dates and losing girl friends....its a vicious cycle.
     
  8. B16RacerN2NR

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    you should know that honda hardly ever uses 15mm bolts on thier car. but it's ok, i knew you meant 14mm :ph34r:


    that girl is right tho. sometimes you just need time to yourself.
     
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    yeah...you gotta use the 14mm for the cat and the down pipe....but i knew what he meant too.
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    i bet the chick that wrote that is 300 lbs.
     
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    Yea, and i also bet she has a tattoo of a rose, has cankles, wears a blue bandana and has nasty knotted curly blondish brownish mullet, calls herself Muffin and can't even get the mailman to bone her.
    [​IMG]
     
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    ugh, bad memories.
     
  13. phyregod

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    Wow, I was picturing her to being blazingly hot.. with grease smeared clothes, an oil smear on her face, standing there holding a 1 3/4 inch wrench that doesn't actually fit anything on any car.


    But your description gives a whole new visual..
     
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    Sounds like she just found an excuse to write something that made her sound like a bitch. Another angry lesbian who thinks the world would be a better place without Man. She nees a breaker bar with the 32mm socket shoved up her vagina.
     
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    EXACTLY!! Couldn't have said it better myself...

    The reason why dating a car chick sucks the most... No alone time... Your heading to a car meet.... its "i'll go with you!"... Goin to work on the car.. "Oh I'll help"... No "guy time"...
     
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    This is out of character for me, but somebody please hate fuck this bitch.
     
  18. dveit

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    That one right there would defenitely deserve a severe beating.
     
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    That reminds me of a certin female member that used to post here :ph34r:
     
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    havent done one of those in a while.......dont date greek please. They dont shut up. Can anyone confirm that even while having sex greek girls just pick apart everything in your room and still cricize you? That girl got two dates and a bleeding head (head board hit her all on its own...i swear didnt push her back into it.....)
     
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