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Top Gear : Escalade review

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  1. Taco15

    Taco15 I wear stretchy pants VIP

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    At least they called it the way it is. An Ig'nit piece of shit. "It's no good unless you're driving your bank account"
     
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    :( I was hoping they'd put it on the track.
     
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    That would be a huge waste of time.
     
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    hatukazi ambitious...but rubbish

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    they tried to but the stig threatened to quit if they made him drive that POS.
     
  6. 93civicracer

    93civicracer Oh, I do a little here and there.

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    LMAO so fucking true!!
     
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    93civicracer Oh, I do a little here and there.

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    But those are CHICK MAGNETS.
     
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    No they aren't, they are big negro magnets.

    Chicks don't give a shit.
     
  9. 93civicracer

    93civicracer Oh, I do a little here and there.

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    Negro-chick and wigro-chick magnets :D.
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    .. with pit bulls and a love affair of Hayabusas.


    In my area, for the bikers, we call these people "Zombies" because they crip-walk up to your bike, arms outreached, muttering "boooosa.... boooooosaaa" and then walk their kids out in the middle of the street during traffic and give everyone stink eye.

    And they LOVE their Escalades.
     
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    93civicracer Oh, I do a little here and there.

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    nvm
     
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    Yeah, those fuckers like that piece of shit that wanted to buy my bike... owned TWO of these things, a black Escalade that he drove, and a tahoe for his wife. He was "big dog" and a complete retard.

    Everytime he didn't have money for me he would point out how good he was for it, because "I got dat Esca LADE ovah dey"

    He was a retard. I've decided these are the most hated people in my reality.

    Them and Albanians - Which is remarkable, because Albanians LOVE Lincoln Navigators.
     
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    93civicracer Oh, I do a little here and there.

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    its the same here. Unfortunaltey we also have the cars sitting on 24's nd up. Thats right. Not only do they gangsta lean to where they can barely see over the vehicle, No they jack it up with a lift kit and make the front end higher. CAr has to make a 10220304050404 point turn because the tires only turn a 1/4 inch at a time.

    There shuold be a law against shit like that.
     
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    I saw my first Donk in Orlando. We have none of that up here.
     
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    jp_p5 MicWhop

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    We have those riding around up here. I see them in Hartford, Bridgeport and Waterbury.
     
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    I have seen a couple in the Stamford area on I95 South. I saw a Lexus don't know the model but it looked like a higherend Camry lifted with I would guess 22"s. I saw quiet a few in the Maryland area also.
     
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    Now if THOSE locales didn't give you an idea of the piece of shit behind the wheel.
     
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    oh good fucking god wtf!?!?!?! :crap:
     
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