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Trump Roast

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by reckedracing, Mar 16, 2011.

  1. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    Anyone else watch it last night?

    There was some funny shit, but I think the most hysterical was "The Situation" fucking bombed so hard, and then people making fun of him about it.
    It was to the point of awkward bad...

    and i dunno who the new guy was, but he was pretty funny
    Anthony Jeselnik
     
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    that shit was hilarious when the situation failed miserably!!!! FAILL
     
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    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    I think it was the best yet. I laughed hard at pretty much every comedian. Especially Larry King and Snoop making fun of the situation.

    Seth MacFarlene- It's a milestone in the situation career. He has just entered his 15th minute of fame. (So hope that is true too)

    situation- It's my first night doing comedy
    Jeff Ross- And your last!

    That had me dying. Seriously, when a visibly high as fuck Jeff Ross comes to your rescue, you know you're bombing hard. I'd love to see the whole thing unedited.
     
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    i was just reading some of the shit that they cut out
    i was thinking it went really bad really fast
    but apparently it went really bad, over an extended period of time

    one of the things they cut
    i was born in staten island, one of the burroughs, not to be confused with the burro so and so blows in tijuana
    and snoop and trump have a lot in common
    trumps ancestors were into real estate, and your ancestors were property

    anyone else notice the "sitch" got moved by the end of the show? lol
     
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    Among the crap that didn't make the cut -- a racial attempt at humor directed at Snoop Dogg:

    "Yo Snoop, what up dawg ... you know you have so much in common with Donald Trump?
    Trump's ancestors were into real estate ... and your ancestors were considered property."

    More terrible cracks ...

    "I'm not from New Jersey ... I was born in Staten Island which is a New York borough ... not to be confused with the burro Marlee Matlin bl*ws onstage in Tijuana ... "

    He continued, "Relax, she didn't even hear it ... I mean hey, at least her mouth is good for something right? Hey, that was definitely some great work Marlee ... have you ever done anything else actually?"

    Sitch ignored the boos and groans and continued ...

    "Larry King is rockin' the Armani diaper ... Seth MacFarlane is sporting Victoria's Secret ... panties. And Snoop is wearing a Louis Vuitton condom ... nah, I'm just kidding, he don't wear condoms, you know that!"

    And it just didn't stop ...

    "I like Larry King ... he's a playa ... he actually wrote a book named 'Mr. King Is Having a Heart Attack' ... he got that title from a hooker he was f**king."

    One last parting shot for Trump:

    "Trump is a good looking dude ... if your eyes are like Marlee Matlin's ears."

    The Situation everybody.
     
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    Loved that part while I cringed the whole time. Haha d bag. I can't remember what was my favorite part or who it was but I was rolling throughout.
     
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    Haha. you're surprised?
     
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    i cant' really hate on the situation.

    dude is ugly yet somehow manages to fuck a shitload of women, is on tv, and made $5million last year.

    hate on me all you want. if i had those stats i wouldn't give a shit.
     
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    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    See if I woke up tomorrow as him, I'd change myself completely or blow my brains out.

    I'm not hating ON him. Take full advantage of your 15 and make as much money as you can. I hate him as a person.

    He's a party favor, soon to be discarded. My biggest problem is that this show makes the world think that's what NJ is like. When in actuality half the cast isn't even from here.

    Sammi "Sweetheart" is actually from my town. Was a year behind me in school. And she was the sweetest, normal girl growing up, until she went on that show, acted a certain way for MTV's ratings, and basically became her character.

    Whatever, reading about the parts that were cut, he clearly has pissed off almost every real celebrity group. And Italy will tear this cast up and spit them out. Real Italians hate them more than the rest of us.
     
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    I didn't say I wanted to be him. lol

    I'm just saying that I wouldn't care if people are hating on me. Dude is making bank by being a douche bag.
     
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    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    Alright. I can agree with that. I don't care if people don't like me. And I generally don't talk shit on people either. Most of the time it's "you do you, I'll do me", if you don't hinder my existence, I won't hinder yours.

    But I have dealt with "Guidos" my whole life living where I do. They enjoy causing problems and starting shit. Generally with a small guy who glanced at his girl's ass. They need to prove they are better than everyone in the room. I've literally had conversations like this.

    Guido- You looking at my girl's ass?
    Me- Na, I'm a tit man.
    Guido- Look at you, with your two dollar beer. This is a twelve dollar Ketel and Red Bull. You couldn't afford this pussy.

    I don't even get what they mean most of the time.
     
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    I don't know how you broke your fighting ways being surrounded by them, slush.
     
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    you make a valid point
    anyone doing anything to make big money is a go in my book
    sure beats the 9-5 in my opinion
    thats rule #1 i suppose, also the reason i don't hate on beiber or any of the other pop fucktards
    go in, do your thing, get paid, and get out

    but it was also nice to see him burn, just cause he's a douchebag
     
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    Im watching the entire thing. The other comedians are awesome and they all rip on the situation.
     
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    I heard a little about it this morning on the radio. Definitely gonna have to check it out. Was it on Comedy Central?

    Also, I heard that Ivanka was giggling at some anal sex type jokes that were being made by someone.
     
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    D .me/files/details/2578819/2169477/

    if you can't figure it out, you suck :p
     
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    i have a hard time even listening to ass clowns like "the situation"
    his nick name alone says douche bag
    the girls he brings home are almost always not attractive

    sorry, but i am not in any way, shape or form envious of some roid ragin', cigarrette smoking asshat that prides himself on going to the club every night and drinking himself under the table, bringing a mediocre girl home and taking a chance at catching some form of disease that hasn't even been named yet, regardless of the amount of money he brings home.

    this country's obsession with "celebrities" disgusts me.
     
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    blame anyone who watches it. I've never seen a single episode of jersey shore. not 10 seconds of it. and I pride myself on it.

    Those who watch it vote for our politicians and which is why we keep getting idiots in office.
     
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    :werd: I'm in the same boat and proud of it.
     
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