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Types of Different Men

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  1. NoJokE

    NoJokE Senior Member

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    I found this while searching for a Mac Torque Wrench somehow. Thought it was pretty interesting.



    The nice men are ugly.

    The handsome men are not nice.

    The handsome and nice men are gay.

    The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

    The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

    The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

    The handsome men without money are after our money.

    The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

    The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

    The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!

    The men who never make the first move,automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

    NOW ... WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
     
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    Jeef NO MA'AM Moderator VIP

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    Now we need something like this but for women, but what man can understand women.
     
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    Battle Pope New Member

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    Hmm... I'll pass on the explanation of women. I don't feel like reading a 3-page post. :p
     
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    tab Super Moderator

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    300 pages wouldn't cover it, not as well as a simple statement.

    Noone understands women, period. :lol:
     
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    Jeef NO MA'AM Moderator VIP

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