U.S. Census

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whiterabbit06

Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?
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According to the U.S. Census Bureau:

9,374 people are fucking right now,

2,130 are kissing.

234 are getting head, and

1 lonely fucker is reading emails.



You hang in there, Sunshine..... =)
 
That means that less than one tenth of one tenth of one percent of Americans are having sex right now. That's deplorable. It should be AT LEAST fifteen percent across the board at all times. We're America, we're number one! Time to start acting like it!
 
Despite popular belief,
uniform doesnt help change that either.

Woo for HS....lol :p
(at least it's not WoW)
 
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