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Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Airjockie, Oct 25, 2006.

  1. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    A year or two ago I was in the basement clearing some room to store some parts and wheels, and I was sweeping the corner where the oil tank is, I had a sudden urge to turn around an look towards the staircase. As I looked I saw a old man in his 60's-70's walk down and then stop and he turned his head in my direction, slowly and in a neutral emotional state. It didn't look mad, nor happy just neutral. As I looked at him I blinked as hard as I could and smacked my face to be sure I wasn't dreaming. I however felt like I was in another state but was fully conscious and even jumping and saying WTF many times. This old man stayed where it was for about 12 seconds until my wife who had walked downstairs walked right where it was standing and stopped in its place. (Now that made me jump, not so much
    the old ghost man, lol) I didn't hear the creaking of the staircase when someone walks down normally this time, and my wife did not even see the old man even though he was descending the stairs right in front of her. :ph34r:

    I think it's time to move..anyone want to buy an 1881 Victorian house in CT for like $230,000.....it's a mint garage.., new driveway, plenty of room to park a lot of cars, interior needs some work, and the tree's will drop acorns on the cars this time of year...:D The Z needs a new hood...so I think I'll get a carbon fiber hood next....:cool:





    and Happy H-ween.....^_^
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    lol nice. call TAPS
     
  3. Smarnash

    Smarnash Banned

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    You say you like looking at porn from what I remember you talking about in past threads?

    If you werent joking, doesnt that creep you out that a 80 year old ghost is probably watching you beat off?
     
  4. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    well...the tree is coming down in 4 weeks...it's the wifes money to kill it...it'll make some nice wood for someone....only costing us $3330 to do it. The new hood I put on years ago didn't survive this years acorn attacks... And I hate bondo...

    The old man hasn't came back for awhile....but there are still funky things happening once in a while... Like the wife getting MS, me messing up my back again, the dog going senile, the squirrels are going to have a great winter because I filled two bags of acorns and placed them behind the garage, the cars are in limbo...nothing hashappened to any of them, the new computer is great, but the keybaoprd sucks...no "N" unless I tap it 3 times, and the space bar is intermittint....plus looking at record of the house, the guy that built it fell of the roof and died when he was olderdoing repairs orsomething....buthe appears in the basement....and there is a patch of the backyard that wont grow any grass....
     
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    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    WERD, Hondaswap on TAPS!

    "I see a mist cloud over here"

    "Sorry that's my NAWWWWWS"
     
  6. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    I wack it in the garage....no windows, and the smell drives even the wife away....so I highly doubt a ghost would stay in there long enough to see me get horney....
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    lmao
    if he feels comfortable telling everyone online he beats off in a dark smelly garage i doubt he'll mind a ghost watching him
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    MS ? The back aches turned into MS ?
     
  9. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    Iwish I could get haunted by a cute or hot female ghost....then again...could I get her pregnet?
     
  10. TurboMirage

    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    ive got a new keyboard with your name on it.
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    only bryan could manage to knock up a ghost...

    i want a hot ghost too damn it...
    is it a PC keyboard or a laptop keyboard?
     
  12. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    Nope...I have the back pain, but she woke up one day and couldn't move her right leg, and her left leg was numb...a few doctors visits and they found nine lesions in her head...she starts MS steroidal treatment friday.:(
     
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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    PC desktop Gateway POS key board...I could plug my sony Vaio keybaord in, and use it...but the colors wouldn't match....:p


    then again...I got a lot of spraypaint....
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    paint your keyboard completely Red. Letters and all.
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    mine is a brand spankin new dell keyboard.
     
  16. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    Dude my house at school is haunted by like 3 ghosts. When my friend moved in he said that his dog would just stare at the other side of his room for hours and there wasn't a thing over there. We have heard weird screams and we all think it's just one of us until we ask each other about it. My friend tore up the carpet that was in my room to reveal a concrete floor that was half new, half old and the new part had 3 RIPs carved into it with dates. He also found tons of ammo in the house, there were swastikas everywhere, and he found a plaque that said something about the KKK on it. But hey, I tell the ghosts they can do what they want, we're not trying to get rid of them. So far no one has mysteriously fallen down the stairs.

    And my fraternity house is haunted as well. It's funny, I have visited a lot of other TKE chapters and a good portion of them have haunted houses.
     
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  17. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    omg he founded t3h plague?
     
  18. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    Fixed it.
     
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    Have you checked your oil tank for leaks or was the tank not closed?
     
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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    tak is empty waiting to be junked....I converted to gas...
     
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