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Ultimate Ownage!!!!!1

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Def_Jam, Jan 31, 2004.

  1. Def_Jam

    Def_Jam Senior Member

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    Let me start out by giving you a rough rendition of what my brother might look like...
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    His name is Reuben...Ole' Reub...

    Anyway...the story.
    My brother has a checking account with a debit card. He's had it for a while. He just recently turned 18 and decided to legally look at some porn. He went to 2 sites and got the 3-day trial membership to both. As most of you know (...), you get the membership and then you have to cancel after 3 days or they automatically charge you. Well, he did cancel before the 3 days were up. Not before him and my dad had the 3 of the latest night "internet surfing sessions" ever. [sic]
    He sent the cancellation e-mail to them and they said they cancelled. Well, he gets his bank statement a week or so later with 2 $60 charges on it. They didn't say what they were for, just preauthorized withdrawl. He went up to the bank expecting just to tell them to take the charges off and thought nothing more of it.
    The bank teller asked him what he thought the charges could be for, it dawned on him. He couldn't tell her. He was so embarrassed, he almost started to cry. I guess he just didn't want to tell the girl that bad. Apparently, her being the hottest girl at the bank was reason enough to not want to admit to late-night bishop waxing. He tried to get our mom to tell them, but she wouldn't. He finally fessed up and they took the charges off.

    My brother= biggest :owned: ev4r!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
     
  2. TurboMirage

    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    shit happens.
     
  3. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    Your mom knows your brother right when he turned 18 got porn memberships?

    I bet he did her proud.

    Sucks to be him.
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    Haahahahahahahahahaha :bo: late-night bishop waxing :lmao:
     
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    Loco Honkey Banned

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    Man, you parents owned him bad enough by naming him Reuben... christ...
     
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    Dustin_m Active Member

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :ph34r:
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    I'm so going to get flamed for this....but who's to talk with a name like....


    ......Ji? :blink:
     
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    Loco Honkey Banned

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    :ji: is a hell of a lot cooler than Reub...
     
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    silver Senior Member

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    ji ji is cock in chinese :ph34r:
     
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    Loco Honkey Banned

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    civicious FüK-VTEC VIP

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    ji? thats the whole name? or is that short for something...

    its gotta be short for something....right?

    :huh:
     
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    kyleirwin Retired OG

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    :withstupid: and post a pic. i wanna see what somebody named "ji" looks like.
     
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    silver Senior Member

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    sure, go to chinatown somewhere and start screaming "ji ji" (pronounced gee)
     
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    UDT Senior Member

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    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahhahahahaaaaahahahaha :D :D :lol: :D :whatafucktard: :doh: :owned:

    you brother at the bank---> :shrug: :hmm: ahahahha that it sooooooooo fuckin funny, best thing i have heard in a while
     
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    Hatchbacks Anonymous Senior Member

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    Up until I was like 12 or 13, I had a dog named Ge Gee! I didnt know I was saying "come here cock"
     
  16. Loco Honkey

    Loco Honkey Banned

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    Ji is my whole legal first name. It's pronounced like "giant" without the "ant" part. It comes from a friend of the family, who's from India, who's name is Master Cherensing Mahara-Ji.

    Pics of Ji:

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    JDMilan Senior Member

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    not too bad,

    once I accidentally switched a porno tape with a blockbuster tape "local video store" I believe I rented some shit like dumb and dumber vhs, way back and gave in a porno tape..opps...blockbuster called me up saying I gave in the wrong tape and was like :doh:
     
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    haha i remeber the ownage my friend took from the most christian lady ever...

    me and my boy were going to our other friends house to watch "the rock" when it first came out on VHS...well this kids mom was in the room when we put the tape in..my friend accidently placed a porno in the blockbuster box...

    as my friend mother ( whom we called motehr terresa (SP?) was dusting in the room...all u hear is :MOAN MOAN SCREAM MOAN HARDER HARDER GIVE IT TO ME:

    with big bold letters on the screen: WHACK ATTACK 2000!
    subtitle: prepare to whack
     
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    Slammed90Lude Senior Member

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    holy shit, this whole time i thought loco looked just like his avatar :doh:
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    dayum...the secret is outta the bag...I always wondered about if Ji was a real human or not.... I figured there weren't any pictures because any pic of Ji would never take because the bright light cast around him would have blinded any camera and set the film on fire.
     
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