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I disagree: She doesn't have to get bored of him the bedroom. Most likely, this happened outside of the bedroom.
 
There's a fine difference between blowing your load on her face and making her like your butthole.... and having porn star-like sex.

wtf kind of sick shit are you guys watching?

and i thought the whole facial thing was ok with most chicks?? no?
 
no it wasnt boring in bed... i cohf... idb and all types. she said it was the best ever... but dont they always :) but nah it was really good but i dislike when she "finishes" in 5 minutes and i have to stop. It gets boring... ( abbreviations because i am at work :ph34r:
 
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There's a fine difference between blowing your load on her face and making her like your butthole.... and having porn star-like sex.

wtf kind of sick shit are you guys watching?

and i thought the whole facial thing was ok with most chicks?? no?

ROFL!

i just burst out laughing at my desk. 2 people looked at me like WTF? lol
 
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There's a fine difference between blowing your load on her face and making her like your butthole.... and having porn star-like sex.

wtf kind of sick shit are you guys watching?

and i thought the whole facial thing was ok with most chicks?? no?

ROFL!

i just burst out laughing at my desk. 2 people looked at me like WTF? lol
me too. everyone in class just looked at me.
:laugh:=ME
:blink: :huh: :confused:=Them
 
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well i get mixed signals with her. I dont know what to do as far as trying to make it work, I am pleading with her to stop talking to this guy. I am honestly begging her and she feels that hse needs sometime to see how he is. This guy... is a total douschebag. He has been with 36 girls in the sack and she will just be number 37 to him. I know this because she told me so i dont think she would lie about something so stupid. i just feel he is using this girl to get what he wants. I feel he is talking bad about me to make himself look better so he can get her in the sack and then leave her. Well if that happens i am done for good! if we are friends or not i am not going to talk to her if that ever happened again. I am through with being the nice guy. That is one plato you do not cross.

She now says today... she has the physical attraction we no longer have. She tells me not looks wise but sex drive. She has no ambition to do it with me, but she says she wonders about this dude. And about how their relationship will go. This guy is a total tool and i dont know what i am in for i guess. It is hard as hell to let go of what is happening. I wish i could just leave now and go to my apartment and be doen with it. But i cannot till the 30th i think it is. Or possibly i think memorial day weekend. Not sure. I know i have off though so i will be straight :) I want to move on but i cannot. I just dont know what else there is for me to do. I am pulling out all the tricks and none are working. All he has to do is sit there and my girl is attracted to him. I would put up his myspace but i am sure that ppl here would message him and i dont want ppl messing with him like that. Or until i am done completely with her.

I am not gonna sit here while she is doing whatever to this guy. I am not gonna be her fallback crutch, so when she is done being number 37 and gets tossed away, she can come back to me. Fuck That! I am tired of it and i havent eaten in 3 days. I have slept... 12 hours in the last 4 days. And all i talk about to everyone is my status in my relationship. So now my life is reduced to a puddle of tears i am not shedding on the outside. But that puddle is within. I think that i am over analyzing this issue and i feel i just need to cut her out. But when you love someone with all your heart it is tough.



dump her and dont look back. Stop being a vagina!!!!!!!!! :)


anyone else with me?
 
my car is in the shop, i have to live with her till it gets fixed. I want to buy a ebater for like 1000... anyone? If i had a ca i would move back into my parents house. But unfortunatly i am stuck till it is fixed. And i dont sign my lease till next thursday :)

oh yeah and... +2
 
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my car is in the shop, i have to live with her till it gets fixed. I want to buy a ebater for like 1000... anyone? If i had a ca i would move back into my parents house. But unfortunatly i am stuck till it is fixed. And i dont sign my lease till next thursday :)

oh yeah and... +2


+3 Man up. you will be stronger in the long run. Don't worry about it, you will get over it.
 
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my car is in the shop, i have to live with her till it gets fixed. I want to buy a ebater for like 1000... anyone? If i had a ca i would move back into my parents house. But unfortunatly i am stuck till it is fixed. And i dont sign my lease till next thursday :)

oh yeah and... +2
you want to buy a what?
 
theres a 97 ford countour with 90xxx miles. My friend want 1000 bucks. Here in Tally FL
 
Celerity is at home, which means that Celerity can speak his mind.


I'll divide this into 3 parts. What The Misanthropic Bitch says, what Relationshit.com says, and finally - what Celerity has to say.

Misanthropic Bitch

This is written by a woman.

Love is a Fist

The way to a woman's heart is through her broken ribs.
Forget roses. Forget expensive boxes of candy. Forget moonlit walks along the beach. Forget every piece of advice you've heard on The View.

If you want to impress a woman, think black eyes, fat lips, broken noses, and romantic evenings in the emergency room. On the way to the hospital, open the lines of communication by deciding if the little lady should claim that she fell down the stairs or off of her bike.

Don't listen to women who say they crave caring, touchy-feely men. Women only want a sensitive man until a real man walks through the door. As long as men cater to the whims and destructive nature of women, men will continue to bury their rage and become the sissy-boys women don't really want.

When my great-grandfather stepped off of the boat from Spain, he met a redheaded slut who was 17 years his junior. He married her, and she ruled the roost until his death at age 94. Once, she poured hot coffee on him when he overheard her telephone conversation with her taxi-driver lover. She had no respect for him because he let her dominate him.

At my great-grandfather's funeral, my great-grandmother's brother muttered to the corpse, "I told you that you should have smothered her with a pillow." And he should have. The family would have helped hide the body.

But I have no sympathy for my great-grandfather. He had the opportunity to put an end to his abuse. Had he popped her once -- broken a few of her bones or drawn some blood -- or shoved his throbbing chorizo down her dirty Italian throat, she would have become the subservient cocksocket she was destined to be.

His abuse continued unabated because women, as much as they claim that they want a sensitive man, have no respect for men who treat them like delicate princesses. As soon as a man shows a little sensitivity, his girlfriend or wife is getting pearl necklaces from his best friend.

And if Mr. Nice Guy reaches his breaking point after walking in on his girlfriend getting nailed by a UPS driver, his ass will be in jail before the cum-stained sheets dry. Tenderizing the cunt's face might be right, but it's not legal.

Women are confused. They don't want sensitive men because they're too weak, but when men overpower them, they run to the police because they know that their power lies in manipulation. They're only independent, strong crusaders until the fist hits the face. It would be almost admirable if they were consciously playing both sides of the fence, but they lack the intelligence to do so.

Statistics show that women are just as likely to be the instigators of domestic violence as men, and if they don't directly cause the abuse session, they indirectly cause it by pushing buttons.

Women aren't timid, peace-loving creatures. In a female-dominated world, violence wouldn't be eradicated. Studies estimate the rate of domestic violence among lesbians is comparable to the rate of domestic violence among heterosexuals, showing that the warm embrace of a woman is often preceded by a right hook.

Women have become the sexually abused children of the '90s. No one doubted the "precious, innocent" children in the myriad sex abuse cases that rocked the '80s. Now, no one doubts women. If she says it was abuse, it was abuse. If she neglects to mention that she destroyed her boyfriend's vast pornography collection and tithed ten percent of his income to the Church, so much the better for the women's movement.

Women like a good fight but only on their conditions, and those conditions are rarely expressed to their partners. Emotions eventually take over. The novelty of a tough boyfriend wears off. She either expects him to change his ways - her ultimate goal, even though the reformed abuser will bore her to tears -- or he will pay the price. A whipped man is a man who garners no respect from his woman, but an aggressive man is a man who will awaken to find his bed engulfed in flames.

Men can't win. Here's a tube of AstroGlide. Use it, and save yourself the hassle of a relationship.

But men get off easy. They can go home at the end of the day, forget that real-life women exist, and jerk off into a sock to thoughts of acquiescent whores. I'm a woman, and the hypocrisy displayed by women affects my standing in the world. I can't avoid them. I can't ignore them.

While this attitude can be tolerated in the bedroom and home -- how Kristy treats her husband has little bearing on my life -- its spread to the real world marks trouble for the rare woman with a brain and a touch of sanity. (And perhaps, too much testosterone.)

If Kristy spends her evenings ridiculing her boyfriend's sexual prowess, boohoo for the emasculated shit, but unless his repressed anger manifests itself in a lunchtime shooting at the local Taco Bell, it won't affect me. When Kristy spends her evenings devising how she can force her company's insurance policy to cover costly infertility treatments, it doesn't bode well for women who just want a paycheck and not a company-sponsored designer baby.

Even Lifetime, the television station that bills itself as for women, frequently shows movies about insane, irrational women. Women who steal babies. Women who kill pregnant women, rip out their babies, and claim the infants as their own. Women who stalk their ex-husbands. Women who kill their ex-husbands and their ex-husbands' new wives. Women who can't have babies, go nuts and shoot elementary school students. Women who are depressed. Women who are depressed and suicidal. Women who are victims.

And that's the crux of the women's movement -- women are victims. They need help to become strong, and if they're not strong enough, they need protection.

Women claim that they want equality, but they still want to be coddled. They pout and stomp their feet when their boyfriends take too long to buy a $5000 diamong ring, but they cry out that they "don't need no man" when their boyfriends refuse to deal with an unexpected pregnancy.

Is it any wonder that men don't know what the fuck women are about?

Contrary to what directors of women's studies programs would have us believe, women are not tools of the patriarchy. Women are the patriarchy.

Women are their own worst enemy. They place themselves in positions where they need an authorative figure to rule them. Their inherent nature makes the patriarchy necessary. They want to join the Army. But they don't want to be in combat. They want to join the police force. But they don't want to meet the same standards as men. They want to go to college. But they don't want it to be too hard.

College standards have decreased over the years. At some institutions, a score of 82 is considered an "A-." This coincides with women becoming the majority on college campuses. Coursework is dumbed down because administrators reason that women are too weak and inferior to grasp difficult material, and college women lap it up.

Women have the benefit of attending college, but they also have the benefit of still being looked at as damsels in distress who need a little extra help.

I was not refused a tubal ligation because the male doctor was a misogynist, although no one could fault him for being one. I was refused a tubal ligation because he had dealt with so many spineless, overemotional women, it was natural for him to assume that I was no different than the rest of my gender.

Feminism now equates womanhood with motherhood. "Women's issues" revolve around extended maternity leave and lactation rooms, expanded date rape laws and increased funding for abused women shelters. It's not about women demonstrating that their skills and talent rival those of men. It's about milking their victim status, while simultaneously claiming to be equals.

Even feminists accept that there are differences between the genders. I recently received a poem from a woman who refuses to call herself a feminist because "women's struggle for equality is a joke, what they don't realize is that they don't need to be equal cuz they're already more evolved."

And why does she allege that women are more evolved? According to the poem she sent:

our two governing hormones could not be more different
one feels, empathizes, cares, preserves
the other ravages, wounds, takes, destroys
how then did the latter succeed the former?
who decided that life is but sex, power and pain?
women didn't
but were imposed upon because they are physically weaker
thus i go along and live a life that is not mine
and pretend to be equal in this deceitful matrix of freedom


Feel. Nurture. Empathize. Care. Preserve.

Yet, the majority of children who are abused or killed felt the sting of mommy's hand and verbal taunts.

The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world, a feminist will proudly proclaim. And it's true. Men rarely become serial killers because their fathers abandoned them or beat them senseless. They usually become serial killers because Mommy dressed them as girls or made them lie in their urine-soaked sheets for hours as punishment.

An absent or abusive father might cause a man to become a thief or a one-off murderer, but it takes a mommy to make a man twisted.

And when her golden son is accused of rape, will Mommy be there to defend him? If he attends Columbia University in New York City, it's doubtful.

Columbia's new policy on sex crimes is the product of a long campaign by campus activists determined to abolish procedures they considered a hindrance to the punishment of sexual assault, sexual harassment, date rape and other sexual offenses. Under the old rules, an accused person had the right to confront his or her accuser, the right to confront or examine a witness and the right to have an attorney present during university proceedings.

Columbia's new policy does not grant accused students, faculty or staff the right to be present when accusers or witnesses testify. Accused individuals are no longer guaranteed the right to cross examine such witnesses, or have an attorney present.

Power through manipulation. "I was raped. ::wink, wink:: And the rape was so traumatic, I can't possibly face the accused or be questioned about the attack. You just have to believe me. I wouldn't lie because lying about rape takes away from women who are really raped."

Women want it all, but they don't want to take responsibility for any of it. They want a career. But it can't be too challenging or harmful to their self-esteem. They want husbands. But they can't be sensitive or abusive. They want to enter institutions that were previously reserved for men. But they want lower standards. They want kids. But they don't want to have to care for them exclusively. They want to have sex. But they want the right to claim it was rape if the guys don't call them in the morning. They want men who will care for their kids. But they won't let the men care for their kids because they don't do it properly, and they reserve the right to bitch that the men don't do anything to help.

Come to think of it, women have no idea what they want.

If you wish to help the woman in your life, knock out her front teeth. She'll thank you after you've served your time.

So there you have an accuracy about Women and Men. Women don't give a shit about how sensitive you are. They keep your ass around while you fill the void until they find some hair-farmer or biker.

Another thing is that, as stated on Relationshit.com, Women aren't leaving for someone better or worse - They are leaving you for someone just plain different.

Now, what Relationshit has to say:

Now, before you channel your hurt feelings into a blind rage and head for a clock tower with a sniper rifle, take a breath and count to ten. It's easy to take getting dumped personally—after all, it did happen to you—but, not everything is all about you, Mr. Egocentric. In this case, everything was all about her.

She broke up with you because she just didn't want to settle for a relationship that was less than perfect. Can't really fault her for that, after all, that's what you should be searching for, too. It's better to find out sooner rather than later.

But before you take her judgment of you to heart, first consider the source. In this case, the criticism is coming from someone who doesn't like you, so it's like asking a cat its opinion of a dog—“he's loud, messy and shits everywhereâ€â€”why even bother?

The irony is that, by trashing you, she's really just admitting that she's a shitty judge of character who's easily fooled by “ass-faced losers,†(or whatever she's been calling you behind your back). And that doesn't make her look too bright.

Just don't think that because the girl you love thinks you're a loser it necessarily makes you one; it doesn't (playing Dungeons & Dragons past the age of fifteen, however, does). Remember, if you really were a loser, she wouldn't have gone out with you in the first place.

Still, when a chick shits on you (assuming you didn't pay for the privilege, see Different Kinds Of Sex), she's not rejecting you personally. She's not saying, “You suck as a human being.†She's simply rejecting the “fit†you two had together; the rapport between you; the mutual simpatico that she thought existed with you, when it really didn't.

She's admitting that she was wrong when she said she loved you. In a nutshell, she changed her fucking mind. Women get to do that (see How Women Fall In Love). And yeah, it's total bullshit.

But being mad because you miss your Ex is like crying over missing an airplane headed somewhere you didn't even want to go. You wouldn't get mad at the pilot, would you? Of course not. That would make you bat-shit crazy. Well, this is kinda the same idea.

Essentially, you just got on the wrong airplane. It's an easy mistake. Happens all the time. Anyone could do it. Does that make you a bad passenger? Not at all. Getting drunk and calling the flight attendant a “goddamn flying prostitute†does (don't ask us how we know).


What does Celerity have to say ?

I am going to share with you one of the most unfair things that I have learned in my life. This will also make things SO MUCH CLEARER. Get a helmet.

Women meet and pick up men that or quite frankly, complete pieces of shit. They scour bars and bowling alleys finding the worst of the worst - based on their physical appearance. Note that I didn't say shit about "physical attraction", because they don't need to be attracted to men. Here is how that works:
These women pick these men not because of who they are but because who they can be molded into. Girls grew up dressing dolls and making them do their bidding. Now that they are grown up (Maybe?) the doll is you. They see men not for who they are, where they've been, but ... and this is the magic.... What they can make them !

Men, on the other hand, are very picky and hard to please when they look for women. Because they look for the overall package. They don't want to change a goddam thing. They want the attractive blonde because they don't have to change them to make them what they want. In fact... and this is the magic.... they don't want them to ever change from the moment they first met them!

That's why when men look for women, they go where specific types of women may congregate. If you dig brainy girls you'll stalk the computer shows and libraries. You'll think that when they aren't hitting your headboard, they are hitting the books. And that simply never happens. You meet them, and they change. oh mannnnnn.

Women, on the other hand, meet these pig faced guys and they try and try to change him ("Evelyn, why won't you leave Greg ? He beats you!" "Oh Janet, he can change!") You talk to girls that date shithead guys, and they tell you the same thing "he's not really like that". They are holding onto this illusion that these shitbags will give up their leathers and long hair, unemployment and penchant for robbing convenience stores and will shape up, take tennis lessons, shower them in gifts and wear sweaters around their necks. Dolls.

Men, lastly, are the exact opposite. They like people for the way people are. Including friends and acquaintances ("What do you mean you're giving up fishing? We always fish!"). They have no expectations from anyone - and when they meet a girl they assume, stupidly, that they won't change. They'll always be pretty. They'll always love to be around you and hear what you have to say.

The result: Women are constantly going after men that treat them as sausage wallets, getting hurt and falling into traps, and men are constantly pissed off about how their women nag and bitch at them to change their ways.

She leaves him for some schmuck - He leaves her for some younger chick. This happens all the time.
 
holy shit steve. you just made me have a revalation. i too have had relationship issues lately but didnt feel like posting it. now i have a completely new perspective, and no longer give a shit, lol. thanks.
 
its so fucking true. im showing sabrina this before i knock out her teeth later :)


just kidding about the showing her part.
 
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