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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    Useful Military Warnings
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    > "Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher
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    > "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army
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    > "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are
    >guaranteed to always hit the ground." - U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop
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    > "If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal
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    > "A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you
    >least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your
    >unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance
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    > "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just
    >bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual
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    > "Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry Journal
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    > "Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance
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    > "Five-second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal
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    > "Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - Col. David
    >Hackworth
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    > "If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an
    >ambush." - Infantry Journal
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    > "No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay
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    > "Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once." - Anonymous
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    > "Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown
    >Army Recruit
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    > "Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." - Your Buddies
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    > (And lastly)
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    > "If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." -
    >U.S. Ammo Troop
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    :lmao:
     
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    Slammed90Lude Senior Member

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    now that's some funny shit :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
     
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    La_Pieuvre Senior Member

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    He he he... :lol:
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    Also found on Claymore AP mines.



    <---shakes head, and walks away.


    And for everyone you see, theres three more you can't (tracers are generally load every fourth round)


    EDIT:: Got the two mixed up.


    Never has better advice been give from a Service Member.
     
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    HellBentHONDA Senior Member

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    lmao :lol: :lol:
     
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  11. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    from my 4 yrs in the miltary I can tell you that these are extremely true

    Oh and when I was in bomb tech training I had a shirt that s8aid the last one
     
  12. Trinity

    Trinity <font color=#FF909B><b>I go back like Aqua Net.</b

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    LMAO this shit is funny
     
  13. Slo86GT

    Slo86GT Super Moderator

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    I got that shirt... Had it about 4 years or so now... ;)
     
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