Useful Military Warnings
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> "Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher
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> "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army
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> "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are
>guaranteed to always hit the ground." - U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop
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> "If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal
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> "A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you
>least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your
>unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance
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> "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just
>bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual
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> "Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry Journal
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> "Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance
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> "Five-second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal
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> "Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - Col. David
>Hackworth
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> "If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an
>ambush." - Infantry Journal
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> "No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay
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> "Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once." - Anonymous
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> "Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown
>Army Recruit
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> "Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." - Your Buddies
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> (And lastly)
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> "If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." -
>U.S. Ammo Troop
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> "Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher
>
> "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army
>
> "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are
>guaranteed to always hit the ground." - U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop
>
> "If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal
>
> "A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you
>least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your
>unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance
>
> "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just
>bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual
>
> "Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry Journal
>
> "Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance
>
> "Five-second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal
>
> "Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - Col. David
>Hackworth
>
> "If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an
>ambush." - Infantry Journal
>
> "No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay
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> "Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once." - Anonymous
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> "Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown
>Army Recruit
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> "Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." - Your Buddies
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> (And lastly)
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> "If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." -
>U.S. Ammo Troop
