I’m pissed and I’ve got to vent a bit. I was getting out of the parking lot in my school one day. There was a long line to get out of the parking lot. I had been in line for almost thirty minutes and was almost out when this white civic shows up out of nowhere and tries to pull in front of me. Now you may ask what the big deal is, the big deal is that it was a very nice civic. Custom body work, some cool fender flares, it looked very clean. The driver is what set me off. Some dull, nitwitted, “I’m trying to be a thugâ€, punk ass little kid who’s leaning as far back as possible in his seat, with hand on top steering wheel, arm stretched out, in an unfortunately sorry attempt to look cool. Now you’re probably thinking “Don’t be a hater†but I’ve seen this too many times; badass cars that where paid for by mommy and daddy, nice cars whose pilots think that there new down pipe (The confused ricer term for a C.A.I) along with there high flow venom injectors give them 20 hp.
We’ve all seen them; confused, misled kids with their wanabe thug image just spewing “Mommy paid for my shit†while there civic bounces up and down. They sport there earsplitting wet fart mimicking muffler with a skewed sense of pride. If your car sounds like shit and if it’s bouncing like crazy because you half assed both the springs and the muffler then you’re a ricer. For example altezzas, when I first saw them on a civic they looked badass, I think they are nice. But now you can’t put them on because they are rice, why? You and all of us have to suffer because of those lacking shit civics, I don’t believe you are rice because you like them. Yet the lights are rice because we have seen them on rice cars (Universily loud, shit, beat, crap) the cars owned by confused kids/20 year olds. Our hobby, our sport breeds engineering, breed’s innovation, creativity, thinking, planning. That is what our sport is, but these fake car guys make us real car guys look bad. Sport compacts have a hard time getting any respect form the traditional V8 guys, why? Because of the ricers.
Hey if you are a ricer and you like it that’s cool, just don’t cut me off in a parking lot.
We’ve all seen them; confused, misled kids with their wanabe thug image just spewing “Mommy paid for my shit†while there civic bounces up and down. They sport there earsplitting wet fart mimicking muffler with a skewed sense of pride. If your car sounds like shit and if it’s bouncing like crazy because you half assed both the springs and the muffler then you’re a ricer. For example altezzas, when I first saw them on a civic they looked badass, I think they are nice. But now you can’t put them on because they are rice, why? You and all of us have to suffer because of those lacking shit civics, I don’t believe you are rice because you like them. Yet the lights are rice because we have seen them on rice cars (Universily loud, shit, beat, crap) the cars owned by confused kids/20 year olds. Our hobby, our sport breeds engineering, breed’s innovation, creativity, thinking, planning. That is what our sport is, but these fake car guys make us real car guys look bad. Sport compacts have a hard time getting any respect form the traditional V8 guys, why? Because of the ricers.
Hey if you are a ricer and you like it that’s cool, just don’t cut me off in a parking lot.
Fuck airbags, they gave me scars when I totalled my 1st car. But, it did keep me from going through the window, so...
Hold your hands at 10:00 and 2:00 when getting in an accident, I dare you. You will have scars on your arms, trust me.
