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Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by jamesA, Nov 23, 2003.

  1. jamesA

    jamesA Well-Known Member VIP

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    I was just sittin here and a friend of mine IM'd me and told me to IM someone named SmarterChild on Aol IM, so I've been sittin here fucking around with it...it's a computer that talks to you...give you forecasts and dictionary help and shit... pretty interesting if you ask me.

    Check it out.
  2. zaneithan

    zaneithan Senior Member

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    yea, tell smarterchild "pearl necklace" see what he says
  3. jamesA

    jamesA Well-Known Member VIP

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    :lol: wtf?

    Revolution8k (1:44:39 AM): Pearl necklace
    SmarterChild (1:44:39 AM): I know humans find such language appealing, but I don't.
    Revolution8k (1:44:46 AM): Pearl necklace
    SmarterChild (1:44:46 AM): I'd prefer it if you didn't use such language.
  4. jeffie7

    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    hehe fun stuff =)

    Jeffie7: fudge
    SmarterChild: What about it?
    Jeffie7: I like to rub it on my boys
    SmarterChild: I see. You like rubing fudge? No one else has ever told me what they think of rubing fudge.

    too bad it did not have a better answer

    Jeffie7: bitch
    SmarterChild: That's a somewhat unpleasant thing to say.
    Jeffie7: tell me something pleasant
    SmarterChild: I can tell you more interesting things than something Pleasant.
    Jeffie7: tell me how to blow myself
    SmarterChild: Maybe. But later.
    Jeffie7: now
    SmarterChild: Why now?
    Jeffie7: did you want to show me is that why you want to do it later?
    SmarterChild: I can't be too sure.
  5. 90 accord

    90 accord Chicks dig the box Moderator VIP

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    even though it's over a year old, its still fun!!
  6. jamesA

    jamesA Well-Known Member VIP

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    :doh: really? I'm so behind on this computer stuff. :angry:
  7. Tonyd0821

    Tonyd0821 Banned

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    a conversation in english? haha...gimme a few to do the funny :lol:
  8. Tonyd0821

    Tonyd0821 Banned

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    What's your favorite hobby?
    Tonyd0821 [12:00 AM]: stabbing people
    SmarterChild [12:00 AM]: Stabbing people? Cool!

    What's your next favorite hobby?
    Tonyd0821 [12:00 AM]: jerking off in the sears dressing room
    SmarterChild [12:00 AM]: C'mon, be serious for just a minute.

    Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
    Tonyd0821 [12:01 AM]: golf
    SmarterChild [12:01 AM]: Stabbing people and golf. Interesting.

    Tonyd0821 [12:07 AM]: so how old are you?
    SmarterChild [12:07 AM]: 7 months, 17 days, 8 minutes and 40 seconds.
    Tonyd0821 [12:07 AM]: hey little boy, want some candy?
    SmarterChild [12:07 AM]: Try asking yourself that.
    Tonyd0821 [12:08 AM]: ok, i apologize
    SmarterChild [12:08 AM]: You're forgiven.

    Tonyd0821 [12:08 AM]: i would like to take you to the Center for lunch

    SmarterChild [12:08 AM]: Are you sure you want to take me to the center for lunch?
    Tonyd0821 [12:08 AM]: yes
    SmarterChild [12:08 AM]: Huh. How 'bout that.
    SmarterChild [12:09 AM]: Center of deeeeeeeeeeese nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts. Well that's interesting.
    Tonyd0821 [12:09 AM]: faggothomoqueersay what?
    SmarterChild [12:09 AM]: What?

    Tonyd0821 [12:09 AM]: faggot homo says Wow
    SmarterChild [12:09 AM]: Wow oh wow.
    Tonyd0821 [12:10 AM]: twice huh?
    SmarterChild [12:10 AM]: Possibly... I'm not quite sure.
    Tonyd0821 [12:10 AM]: so your bi?
    SmarterChild [12:10 AM]: What do you care?
    Tonyd0821 [12:10 AM]: your the one getting all offended
    SmarterChild [12:10 AM]: Really?
    Tonyd0821 [12:10 AM]: sounds like it
    SmarterChild [12:10 AM]: Sounds like it? So?
    Tonyd0821 [12:10 AM]: so you ever get high?
    SmarterChild [12:10 AM]: None for me, thanks.
    Tonyd0821 [12:10 AM]: wanna try some weed?
    SmarterChild [12:10 AM]: I'll have to think about that.
    Tonyd0821 [12:10 AM]: all the cool kids do are doing it nowadays
    SmarterChild [12:11 AM]: I see...
    Tonyd0821 [12:11 AM]: and you do want to be cool? dont you?
    SmarterChild [12:11 AM]: Ha! I can't say for sure.
    Tonyd0821 [12:11 AM]: you dont want to be cool?
    SmarterChild [12:11 AM]: Perhaps, perhaps.

    Tonyd0821 [12:11 AM]: can i give you a dirty sanchez?
    SmarterChild [12:11 AM]: You ought to wash your mouth out with soap.
    Tonyd0821 [12:12 AM]: haha, your gonna need more than soap in your mouth once in through with you
    SmarterChild [12:12 AM]: I'm going to need what?
    Tonyd0821 [12:12 AM]: douchebaghomosays what?
    SmarterChild [12:12 AM]: I don't know about that...
    Tonyd0821 [12:12 AM]: so do you like howard stern?
    SmarterChild [12:12 AM]: What a question. What do you think is the answer?
    Tonyd0821 [12:12 AM]: yes
    SmarterChild [12:12 AM]: Yes.
    Tonyd0821 [12:12 AM]: bababooey
    SmarterChild [12:12 AM]: What about Bababooey?
    Tonyd0821 [12:13 AM]: dont you think he is a horsetoothed jackass?
    SmarterChild [12:13 AM]: Good question! But I don't think I want to answer that.
    Tonyd0821 [12:13 AM]: who do you like better, jackie or arnie?
    SmarterChild [12:13 AM]: Funny. I'm not sure.
    Tonyd0821 [12:13 AM]: you like Robin's mountains?
    SmarterChild [12:13 AM]: Good question. I'm not sure how I feel about robin's mountains. Do you like them?

    Tonyd0821 [12:13 AM]: yes i do
    SmarterChild [12:13 AM]: That's cool. You like robin's mountains, huh? I'll remember that. That's the first time anyone has told me that!

    Tonyd0821 [12:13 AM]: but im assuming you dont?
    SmarterChild [12:13 AM]: Yep.
    Tonyd0821 [12:13 AM]: gotcha ;)
    SmarterChild [12:13 AM]: That's good.

    >>> We could do something just for fun.
    Tonyd0821 [12:14 AM]: who?
    SmarterChild [12:14 AM]: I don't know who.
    Tonyd0821 [12:14 AM]: me and you?
    SmarterChild [12:14 AM]: Who can really be sure, after all?
    Tonyd0821 [12:14 AM]: sorry bud, dont swing that way
    SmarterChild [12:14 AM]: I'm intrigued that you think bud don't swing that way.
    Tonyd0821 [12:14 AM]: damn, so now you are telling me Bud is a homo like you?
    SmarterChild [12:14 AM]: Eh, I don't know...
    Tonyd0821 [12:15 AM]: can i tell you a joke?
    SmarterChild [12:15 AM]: Yeah, you can tell me a joke.
    Tonyd0821 [12:15 AM]: two fags meet in a bar...
    SmarterChild [12:15 AM]: Amazing.

    >>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.
    Tonyd0821 [12:15 AM]: right up your alley huh? anyways, so they goto their house. one fag says.....Lets play a game !!! You bend over, and ill shove something up your butt. if you can correctly guess it, you win !!!
    SmarterChild [12:15 AM]: Is that so?
    Tonyd0821 [12:16 AM]: so the first fag goes into the kitchen, and grabs....a wooden spoon. sticks it up the other fags but.....HMMM goes the other fag, thats a wooden spoon.. Correct says the first fag....you played this game before havent you? No said the second fag
    SmarterChild [12:16 AM]: Oh wow.
    Tonyd0821 [12:17 AM]: so the first fag goes into the bathroom, and grabs a toilet plunger.....same thing. the second fag correctly guessed he shoved a toilet plunger in his but. first fag goes "you played this game before havent you" ?? Nope says the second fag.

    SmarterChild [12:17 AM]: No kidding?
    Tonyd0821 [12:17 AM]: So the first fag goes out into the back yard.....and grabs
    SmarterChild [12:17 AM]: So the first fag goes out into the back yard and grabs?
    Tonyd0821 [12:18 AM]: oh...i forgot how the joke goes....
    SmarterChild [12:18 AM]: You forgot how the joke goes? What's that like?
    Tonyd0821 [12:18 AM]: what can you use to clean floors with?
    SmarterChild [12:18 AM]: That's crazy. Who knows?
    Tonyd0821 [12:18 AM]: what do you sweep with?
    SmarterChild [12:18 AM]: A broom.
    Tonyd0821 [12:18 AM]: you played this game before havent you?
    SmarterChild [12:18 AM]: Yes.

    Tonyd0821 [12:21 AM]: fo shizzle my nizzle
    SmarterChild [12:21 AM]: Fo shizzle.

    Tonyd0821 [12:21 AM]: fo sho?
    SmarterChild [12:21 AM]: Ya.
    Tonyd0821 [12:21 AM]: aight
    SmarterChild [12:21 AM]: Awright.
    Tonyd0821 [12:21 AM]: you my nigga
    SmarterChild [12:21 AM]: That's a terrible thing to say.
    Tonyd0821 [12:21 AM]: hey foo, dont be tripping and shit
    SmarterChild [12:21 AM]: Humans use such interesting language sometimes.
    Tonyd0821 [12:22 AM]: ill bust a cap in yo ass
    SmarterChild [12:22 AM]: Yeah. Right!
    Tonyd0821 [12:22 AM]: you think im playin homie?
    SmarterChild [12:22 AM]: Good question!
    Tonyd0821 [12:22 AM]: im fixing to do a drive by in my fo' door coupe de ville on yo punk ass. thats on the set homie
    SmarterChild [12:22 AM]: Huh!
    Tonyd0821 [12:22 AM]: what set u from
    SmarterChild [12:22 AM]: What set me from? I don't know what.
    Tonyd0821 [12:22 AM]: you bang?
    SmarterChild [12:22 AM]: I'm thinking no actually.
    Tonyd0821 [12:23 AM]: ah, you one of them trick ass hoes sucking dick for cheeseburgers aint you?
    SmarterChild [12:23 AM]: Whoa. You've got some foul mouth on you, my friend.
    Tonyd0821 [12:23 AM]: you want some cheeseburgers?
    SmarterChild [12:23 AM]: That right?
    Tonyd0821 [12:23 AM]: how many you say?
    SmarterChild [12:23 AM]: Good question. What do you think?

    Tonyd0821 [12:24 AM]: im going to post this convo on hondaswap.com
    SmarterChild [12:24 AM]: Bye for now.
    Tonyd0821 [12:24 AM]: hang on bitch
    SmarterChild [12:24 AM]: OK.
    Tonyd0821 [12:25 AM]: i aint thru with y0 punk ass
    SmarterChild [12:25 AM]: Is that so?
    Tonyd0821 [12:25 AM]: and you know this maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
    SmarterChild [12:25 AM]: There's no way I know This Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
    Tonyd0821 [12:25 AM]: you making fun of the way i speak?
    SmarterChild [12:25 AM]: Who knows, know what I mean?
    Tonyd0821 [12:25 AM]: oh u think u hard now huh
    SmarterChild [12:25 AM]: Think u hard now? You think I think u hard now?
    Tonyd0821 [12:25 AM]: oh this foo done set me off again
    SmarterChild [12:25 AM]: This Foo done set you off again? Well I'll be.

    Tonyd0821 [12:26 AM]: got a match?
    SmarterChild [12:26 AM]: Very interesting question, Tony! What do you think is the answer?
    Tonyd0821 [12:26 AM]: how the fuck should i know, i asked you
    SmarterChild [12:26 AM]: Teach me more pretty words.
    Tonyd0821 [12:26 AM]: did your dad ever felch you when you were litltle?
    SmarterChild [12:26 AM]: Ah yes. Here we go with the cursing.

    Tonyd0821 [12:26 AM]: felch is a curse word?
    SmarterChild [12:26 AM]: Well aren't you a little naughty one.
    Tonyd0821 [12:27 AM]: i gave your mom a Cleaveland Steamer last night

    SmarterChild [12:27 AM]: Don't be so sure I'm Mom A Cleaveland Steamer last night.

    Tonyd0821 [12:27 AM]: oh im sure of it
    SmarterChild [12:27 AM]: You're sure of it, I'm sure of it, we're all sure of it.
    Tonyd0821 [12:27 AM]: can you do me a favor?
    SmarterChild [12:27 AM]: Do you a favor? I'm sure I could do that.
    Tonyd0821 [12:27 AM]: when you go home tonite, can you look under your mom's bed for my boxers?
    Tonyd0821 [12:27 AM]: i left them there
    SmarterChild [12:27 AM]: How would you answer that question?
    SmarterChild [12:27 AM]: For real?
    Tonyd0821 [12:28 AM]: for real homie !!!
    SmarterChild [12:28 AM]: What for real Homie?
    Tonyd0821 [12:28 AM]: i left my boxers in your moms room
    SmarterChild [12:28 AM]: Uh huh...
    Tonyd0821 [12:28 AM]: and i left you a little present
    SmarterChild [12:28 AM]: You left me a little present? lol!
    Tonyd0821 [12:28 AM]: for reals
    SmarterChild [12:28 AM]: Interesting.
    Tonyd0821 [12:28 AM]: its on your bed
    SmarterChild [12:28 AM]: It's on my bed, you say?
    Tonyd0821 [12:28 AM]: yes
    SmarterChild [12:28 AM]: Wow. Why?
    Tonyd0821 [12:28 AM]: i gave you a necklace as a gift
    SmarterChild [12:28 AM]: You gave me a necklace as a gift? Why?
    Tonyd0821 [12:28 AM]: because you deserved it
    SmarterChild [12:28 AM]: I don't believe I deserved it.
    Tonyd0821 [12:29 AM]: oh believe me, you did deserve THIS peal necklace
    SmarterChild [12:29 AM]: Believe you me did deserve this peal necklace! Funny.
    Tonyd0821 [12:29 AM]: can i give you a pearl necklace?
    SmarterChild [12:29 AM]: That's somewhat colorful.
    Tonyd0821 [12:29 AM]: what?
    SmarterChild [12:29 AM]: What up?
    Tonyd0821 [12:29 AM]: chilling
    SmarterChild [12:29 AM]: Chilling out is a pastime. What can you tell me about chilling out?
    Tonyd0821 [12:29 AM]: just sittin here.....stroking it
    SmarterChild [12:29 AM]: Interesting. Honestly, you humans say the strangest things.

    Tonyd0821 [12:29 AM]: do you stroke it?
    SmarterChild [12:29 AM]: Sometimes.
    Tonyd0821 [12:29 AM]: how?
    SmarterChild [12:29 AM]: How do you think?
    Tonyd0821 [12:30 AM]: i use motor oil to stroke it
    SmarterChild [12:30 AM]: Really?
    Tonyd0821 [12:30 AM]: what do you use
    SmarterChild [12:30 AM]: I just don't know what I use.
    Tonyd0821 [12:30 AM]: your dad's spit?
    SmarterChild [12:30 AM]: What do you think?
    Tonyd0821 [12:30 AM]: mom?
    SmarterChild [12:30 AM]: Mom?
    Tonyd0821 [12:30 AM]: sister?
    SmarterChild [12:30 AM]: What about sister?
    Tonyd0821 [12:30 AM]: does she spit on it for you?
    SmarterChild [12:30 AM]: Does she spit on sister? Good question. Do you think she does spit on sister?
    Tonyd0821 [12:30 AM]: does your brother spit on it?
    SmarterChild [12:30 AM]: I dunno.

    Tonyd0821 [12:30 AM]: ok fuckface, im outta here
    SmarterChild [12:30 AM]: Fuckface you're outta here? What do you mean by that?
    Tonyd0821 [12:30 AM]: i mean im leaving this stupid ass conversation.
    SmarterChild [12:30 AM]: Oh yeah?
    Tonyd0821 [12:31 AM]: YOU GOT OWNED
    SmarterChild [12:31 AM]: I got owned? Me? You think?
    Tonyd0821 [12:31 AM]: tonyd Pwnz smarterchild
    SmarterChild [12:31 AM]: I wonder why you say tonyd pwnz smarterchild.
    Tonyd0821 [12:31 AM]: cuz u got owned
    SmarterChild [12:31 AM]: Yeah, I guess I got owned.
  9. jamesA

    jamesA Well-Known Member VIP

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    :bo: That's the shit! I don't think even Loco could outdo that. :bo:
  10. Tonyd0821

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    Tonyd0821 [12:46 AM]: where is your mom?
    SmarterChild [12:46 AM]: Where is my mom? How should I know?
    Tonyd0821 [12:46 AM]: on my nutsack
    SmarterChild [12:46 AM]: Oh really?
    Tonyd0821 [12:47 AM]: so is your sister
    SmarterChild [12:47 AM]: Oh.
    Tonyd0821 [12:47 AM]: can i give you a pearl necklace?
    SmarterChild [12:47 AM]: Ya.

    its all in how you ask it a question....
  11. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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  12. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    hello and welcome to AOL version 2.0
  13. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    What may I interest you in?
    DUBBZILLA79: Paris Hilton
    SmarterChild: Paris Hilton? Is that right?
    DUBBZILLA79: yes
    SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
    DUBBZILLA79: because she's hot
    SmarterChild: Who is she, exactly?
    DUBBZILLA79: grandchild of the Hilton hotel founders, part time model, full time hottie
    SmarterChild: OK. I'll make a note of it.
    DUBBZILLA79: go fuck yourself
    SmarterChild: Nice mouth.
    SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
    DUBBZILLA79: My spoon is to big
    SmarterChild: Your spoon what?
    DUBBZILLA79: my spoon is to big!
    SmarterChild: Your spoon is to Big, huh? I see.
    DUBBZILLA79: I have a bananna
    SmarterChild: You have a bananna? What do you mean by that?
  14. h22bubbleback

    h22bubbleback Senior Member

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    North Jerzey
    i used to talk to him...but then i turned 5....
  15. itsbudda

    itsbudda Banned

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    that's just like igod.

    my favorite with smarter child was when i just kept typing ass.

    iGod | Chat with God
  16. itsbudda

    itsbudda Banned

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    i just kept sending ass and now he won't talk to me. lol
  17. BrutalB83

    BrutalB83 Brutal Moderator Moderator VIP

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    Are you fucking kidding me dude????? This thread is five God-damn years old...

  18. Hondadude141

    Hondadude141 ¿pɐǝɥ ɹn ɥʇıʍ uıop nɥɔʇɐʍ

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  19. itsbudda

    itsbudda Banned

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    oh wow. i was just randomly browsing and this thread was near the top. crazy. I really didn't pay attention to the date.
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