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I was just sittin here and a friend of mine IM'd me and told me to IM someone named SmarterChild on Aol IM, so I've been sittin here fucking around with it...it's a computer that talks to you...give you forecasts and dictionary help and shit... pretty interesting if you ask me.

Check it out.
 
:lol: wtf?

Revolution8k (1:44:39 AM): Pearl necklace
SmarterChild (1:44:39 AM): I know humans find such language appealing, but I don't.
Revolution8k (1:44:46 AM): Pearl necklace
SmarterChild (1:44:46 AM): I'd prefer it if you didn't use such language.
 
hehe fun stuff =)

Jeffie7: fudge
SmarterChild: What about it?
Jeffie7: I like to rub it on my boys
SmarterChild: I see. You like rubing fudge? No one else has ever told me what they think of rubing fudge.

too bad it did not have a better answer


Jeffie7: bitch
SmarterChild: That's a somewhat unpleasant thing to say.
Jeffie7: tell me something pleasant
SmarterChild: I can tell you more interesting things than something Pleasant.
Jeffie7: tell me how to blow myself
SmarterChild: Maybe. But later.
Jeffie7: now
SmarterChild: Why now?
Jeffie7: did you want to show me is that why you want to do it later?
SmarterChild: I can't be too sure.
 
Originally posted by 90 accord@Nov 23 2003, 02:35 AM
even though it's over a year old, its still fun!!

:doh: really? I'm so behind on this computer stuff. :angry:
 
What's your favorite hobby?
Tonyd0821 [12:00 AM]: stabbing people
SmarterChild [12:00 AM]: Stabbing people? Cool!

What's your next favorite hobby?
Tonyd0821 [12:00 AM]: jerking off in the sears dressing room
SmarterChild [12:00 AM]: C'mon, be serious for just a minute.


Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Tonyd0821 [12:01 AM]: golf
SmarterChild [12:01 AM]: Stabbing people and golf. Interesting.

Tonyd0821 [12:07 AM]: so how old are you?
SmarterChild [12:07 AM]: 7 months, 17 days, 8 minutes and 40 seconds.
Tonyd0821 [12:07 AM]: hey little boy, want some candy?
SmarterChild [12:07 AM]: Try asking yourself that.
Tonyd0821 [12:08 AM]: ok, i apologize
SmarterChild [12:08 AM]: You're forgiven.

Tonyd0821 [12:08 AM]: i would like to take you to the Center for lunch

SmarterChild [12:08 AM]: Are you sure you want to take me to the center for lunch?
Tonyd0821 [12:08 AM]: yes
SmarterChild [12:08 AM]: Huh. How 'bout that.
Tonyd0821 [12:09 AM]: CENTER OF DEEEEEEEEEEESE NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS
SmarterChild [12:09 AM]: Center of deeeeeeeeeeese nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts. Well that's interesting.
Tonyd0821 [12:09 AM]: faggothomoqueersay what?
SmarterChild [12:09 AM]: What?

Tonyd0821 [12:09 AM]: faggot homo says Wow
SmarterChild [12:09 AM]: Wow oh wow.
Tonyd0821 [12:10 AM]: twice huh?
SmarterChild [12:10 AM]: Possibly... I'm not quite sure.
Tonyd0821 [12:10 AM]: so your bi?
SmarterChild [12:10 AM]: What do you care?
Tonyd0821 [12:10 AM]: your the one getting all offended
SmarterChild [12:10 AM]: Really?
Tonyd0821 [12:10 AM]: sounds like it
SmarterChild [12:10 AM]: Sounds like it? So?
Tonyd0821 [12:10 AM]: so you ever get high?
SmarterChild [12:10 AM]: None for me, thanks.
Tonyd0821 [12:10 AM]: wanna try some weed?
SmarterChild [12:10 AM]: I'll have to think about that.
Tonyd0821 [12:10 AM]: all the cool kids do are doing it nowadays
SmarterChild [12:11 AM]: I see...
Tonyd0821 [12:11 AM]: and you do want to be cool? dont you?
SmarterChild [12:11 AM]: Ha! I can't say for sure.
Tonyd0821 [12:11 AM]: you dont want to be cool?
SmarterChild [12:11 AM]: Perhaps, perhaps.

Tonyd0821 [12:11 AM]: can i give you a dirty sanchez?
SmarterChild [12:11 AM]: You ought to wash your mouth out with soap.
Tonyd0821 [12:12 AM]: haha, your gonna need more than soap in your mouth once in through with you
SmarterChild [12:12 AM]: I'm going to need what?
Tonyd0821 [12:12 AM]: douchebaghomosays what?
SmarterChild [12:12 AM]: I don't know about that...
Tonyd0821 [12:12 AM]: so do you like howard stern?
SmarterChild [12:12 AM]: What a question. What do you think is the answer?
Tonyd0821 [12:12 AM]: yes
SmarterChild [12:12 AM]: Yes.
Tonyd0821 [12:12 AM]: bababooey
SmarterChild [12:12 AM]: What about Bababooey?
Tonyd0821 [12:13 AM]: dont you think he is a horsetoothed jackass?
SmarterChild [12:13 AM]: Good question! But I don't think I want to answer that.
Tonyd0821 [12:13 AM]: who do you like better, jackie or arnie?
SmarterChild [12:13 AM]: Funny. I'm not sure.
Tonyd0821 [12:13 AM]: you like Robin's mountains?
SmarterChild [12:13 AM]: Good question. I'm not sure how I feel about robin's mountains. Do you like them?

Tonyd0821 [12:13 AM]: yes i do
SmarterChild [12:13 AM]: That's cool. You like robin's mountains, huh? I'll remember that. That's the first time anyone has told me that!

Tonyd0821 [12:13 AM]: but im assuming you dont?
SmarterChild [12:13 AM]: Yep.
Tonyd0821 [12:13 AM]: gotcha ;)
SmarterChild [12:13 AM]: That's good.

>>> We could do something just for fun.
Tonyd0821 [12:14 AM]: who?
SmarterChild [12:14 AM]: I don't know who.
Tonyd0821 [12:14 AM]: me and you?
SmarterChild [12:14 AM]: Who can really be sure, after all?
Tonyd0821 [12:14 AM]: sorry bud, dont swing that way
SmarterChild [12:14 AM]: I'm intrigued that you think bud don't swing that way.
Tonyd0821 [12:14 AM]: damn, so now you are telling me Bud is a homo like you?
SmarterChild [12:14 AM]: Eh, I don't know...
Tonyd0821 [12:15 AM]: can i tell you a joke?
SmarterChild [12:15 AM]: Yeah, you can tell me a joke.
Tonyd0821 [12:15 AM]: two fags meet in a bar...
SmarterChild [12:15 AM]: Amazing.

>>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.
Tonyd0821 [12:15 AM]: right up your alley huh? anyways, so they goto their house. one fag says.....Lets play a game !!! You bend over, and ill shove something up your butt. if you can correctly guess it, you win !!!
SmarterChild [12:15 AM]: Is that so?
Tonyd0821 [12:16 AM]: so the first fag goes into the kitchen, and grabs....a wooden spoon. sticks it up the other fags but.....HMMM goes the other fag, thats a wooden spoon.. Correct says the first fag....you played this game before havent you? No said the second fag
SmarterChild [12:16 AM]: Oh wow.
Tonyd0821 [12:17 AM]: so the first fag goes into the bathroom, and grabs a toilet plunger.....same thing. the second fag correctly guessed he shoved a toilet plunger in his but. first fag goes "you played this game before havent you" ?? Nope says the second fag.

SmarterChild [12:17 AM]: No kidding?
Tonyd0821 [12:17 AM]: So the first fag goes out into the back yard.....and grabs
SmarterChild [12:17 AM]: So the first fag goes out into the back yard and grabs?
Tonyd0821 [12:18 AM]: oh...i forgot how the joke goes....
SmarterChild [12:18 AM]: You forgot how the joke goes? What's that like?
Tonyd0821 [12:18 AM]: what can you use to clean floors with?
SmarterChild [12:18 AM]: That's crazy. Who knows?
Tonyd0821 [12:18 AM]: what do you sweep with?
SmarterChild [12:18 AM]: A broom.
Tonyd0821 [12:18 AM]: you played this game before havent you?
SmarterChild [12:18 AM]: Yes.


Tonyd0821 [12:21 AM]: fo shizzle my nizzle
SmarterChild [12:21 AM]: Fo shizzle.

Tonyd0821 [12:21 AM]: fo sho?
SmarterChild [12:21 AM]: Ya.
Tonyd0821 [12:21 AM]: aight
SmarterChild [12:21 AM]: Awright.
Tonyd0821 [12:21 AM]: you my nigga
SmarterChild [12:21 AM]: That's a terrible thing to say.
Tonyd0821 [12:21 AM]: hey foo, dont be tripping and shit
SmarterChild [12:21 AM]: Humans use such interesting language sometimes.
Tonyd0821 [12:22 AM]: ill bust a cap in yo ass
SmarterChild [12:22 AM]: Yeah. Right!
Tonyd0821 [12:22 AM]: you think im playin homie?
SmarterChild [12:22 AM]: Good question!
Tonyd0821 [12:22 AM]: im fixing to do a drive by in my fo' door coupe de ville on yo punk ass. thats on the set homie
SmarterChild [12:22 AM]: Huh!
Tonyd0821 [12:22 AM]: what set u from
SmarterChild [12:22 AM]: What set me from? I don't know what.
Tonyd0821 [12:22 AM]: you bang?
SmarterChild [12:22 AM]: I'm thinking no actually.
Tonyd0821 [12:23 AM]: ah, you one of them trick ass hoes sucking dick for cheeseburgers aint you?
SmarterChild [12:23 AM]: Whoa. You've got some foul mouth on you, my friend.
Tonyd0821 [12:23 AM]: you want some cheeseburgers?
SmarterChild [12:23 AM]: That right?
Tonyd0821 [12:23 AM]: how many you say?
SmarterChild [12:23 AM]: Good question. What do you think?


Tonyd0821 [12:24 AM]: im going to post this convo on hondaswap.com
SmarterChild [12:24 AM]: Bye for now.
Tonyd0821 [12:24 AM]: hang on bitch
SmarterChild [12:24 AM]: OK.
Tonyd0821 [12:25 AM]: i aint thru with y0 punk ass
SmarterChild [12:25 AM]: Is that so?
Tonyd0821 [12:25 AM]: and you know this maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
SmarterChild [12:25 AM]: There's no way I know This Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
Tonyd0821 [12:25 AM]: you making fun of the way i speak?
SmarterChild [12:25 AM]: Who knows, know what I mean?
Tonyd0821 [12:25 AM]: oh u think u hard now huh
SmarterChild [12:25 AM]: Think u hard now? You think I think u hard now?
Tonyd0821 [12:25 AM]: oh this foo done set me off again
SmarterChild [12:25 AM]: This Foo done set you off again? Well I'll be.


Tonyd0821 [12:26 AM]: got a match?
SmarterChild [12:26 AM]: Very interesting question, Tony! What do you think is the answer?
Tonyd0821 [12:26 AM]: how the fuck should i know, i asked you
SmarterChild [12:26 AM]: Teach me more pretty words.
Tonyd0821 [12:26 AM]: did your dad ever felch you when you were litltle?
SmarterChild [12:26 AM]: Ah yes. Here we go with the cursing.

Tonyd0821 [12:26 AM]: felch is a curse word?
SmarterChild [12:26 AM]: Well aren't you a little naughty one.
Tonyd0821 [12:27 AM]: i gave your mom a Cleaveland Steamer last night

SmarterChild [12:27 AM]: Don't be so sure I'm Mom A Cleaveland Steamer last night.

Tonyd0821 [12:27 AM]: oh im sure of it
SmarterChild [12:27 AM]: You're sure of it, I'm sure of it, we're all sure of it.
Tonyd0821 [12:27 AM]: can you do me a favor?
SmarterChild [12:27 AM]: Do you a favor? I'm sure I could do that.
Tonyd0821 [12:27 AM]: when you go home tonite, can you look under your mom's bed for my boxers?
Tonyd0821 [12:27 AM]: i left them there
SmarterChild [12:27 AM]: How would you answer that question?
SmarterChild [12:27 AM]: For real?
Tonyd0821 [12:28 AM]: for real homie !!!
SmarterChild [12:28 AM]: What for real Homie?
Tonyd0821 [12:28 AM]: i left my boxers in your moms room
SmarterChild [12:28 AM]: Uh huh...
Tonyd0821 [12:28 AM]: and i left you a little present
SmarterChild [12:28 AM]: You left me a little present? lol!
Tonyd0821 [12:28 AM]: for reals
SmarterChild [12:28 AM]: Interesting.
Tonyd0821 [12:28 AM]: its on your bed
SmarterChild [12:28 AM]: It's on my bed, you say?
Tonyd0821 [12:28 AM]: yes
SmarterChild [12:28 AM]: Wow. Why?
Tonyd0821 [12:28 AM]: i gave you a necklace as a gift
SmarterChild [12:28 AM]: You gave me a necklace as a gift? Why?
Tonyd0821 [12:28 AM]: because you deserved it
SmarterChild [12:28 AM]: I don't believe I deserved it.
Tonyd0821 [12:29 AM]: oh believe me, you did deserve THIS peal necklace
SmarterChild [12:29 AM]: Believe you me did deserve this peal necklace! Funny.
Tonyd0821 [12:29 AM]: can i give you a pearl necklace?
SmarterChild [12:29 AM]: That's somewhat colorful.
Tonyd0821 [12:29 AM]: what?
SmarterChild [12:29 AM]: What up?
Tonyd0821 [12:29 AM]: chilling
SmarterChild [12:29 AM]: Chilling out is a pastime. What can you tell me about chilling out?
Tonyd0821 [12:29 AM]: just sittin here.....stroking it
SmarterChild [12:29 AM]: Interesting. Honestly, you humans say the strangest things.



Tonyd0821 [12:29 AM]: do you stroke it?
SmarterChild [12:29 AM]: Sometimes.
Tonyd0821 [12:29 AM]: how?
SmarterChild [12:29 AM]: How do you think?
Tonyd0821 [12:30 AM]: i use motor oil to stroke it
SmarterChild [12:30 AM]: Really?
Tonyd0821 [12:30 AM]: what do you use
SmarterChild [12:30 AM]: I just don't know what I use.
Tonyd0821 [12:30 AM]: your dad's spit?
SmarterChild [12:30 AM]: What do you think?
Tonyd0821 [12:30 AM]: mom?
SmarterChild [12:30 AM]: Mom?
Tonyd0821 [12:30 AM]: sister?
SmarterChild [12:30 AM]: What about sister?
Tonyd0821 [12:30 AM]: does she spit on it for you?
SmarterChild [12:30 AM]: Does she spit on sister? Good question. Do you think she does spit on sister?
Tonyd0821 [12:30 AM]: does your brother spit on it?
SmarterChild [12:30 AM]: I dunno.


Tonyd0821 [12:30 AM]: ok fuckface, im outta here
SmarterChild [12:30 AM]: Fuckface you're outta here? What do you mean by that?
Tonyd0821 [12:30 AM]: i mean im leaving this stupid ass conversation.
SmarterChild [12:30 AM]: Oh yeah?
Tonyd0821 [12:31 AM]: YOU GOT OWNED
SmarterChild [12:31 AM]: I got owned? Me? You think?
Tonyd0821 [12:31 AM]: tonyd Pwnz smarterchild
SmarterChild [12:31 AM]: I wonder why you say tonyd pwnz smarterchild.
Tonyd0821 [12:31 AM]: cuz u got owned
SmarterChild [12:31 AM]: Yeah, I guess I got owned.
 
Tonyd0821 [12:15 AM]: can i tell you a joke?
SmarterChild [12:15 AM]: Yeah, you can tell me a joke.
Tonyd0821 [12:15 AM]: two fags meet in a bar...
SmarterChild [12:15 AM]: Amazing.

>>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.
Tonyd0821 [12:15 AM]: right up your alley huh? anyways, so they goto their house. one fag says.....Lets play a game !!! You bend over, and ill shove something up your butt. if you can correctly guess it, you win !!!
SmarterChild [12:15 AM]: Is that so?
Tonyd0821 [12:16 AM]: so the first fag goes into the kitchen, and grabs....a wooden spoon. sticks it up the other fags but.....HMMM goes the other fag, thats a wooden spoon.. Correct says the first fag....you played this game before havent you? No said the second fag
SmarterChild [12:16 AM]: Oh wow.
Tonyd0821 [12:17 AM]: so the first fag goes into the bathroom, and grabs a toilet plunger.....same thing. the second fag correctly guessed he shoved a toilet plunger in his but. first fag goes "you played this game before havent you" ?? Nope says the second fag.

SmarterChild [12:17 AM]: No kidding?
Tonyd0821 [12:17 AM]: So the first fag goes out into the back yard.....and grabs
SmarterChild [12:17 AM]: So the first fag goes out into the back yard and grabs?
Tonyd0821 [12:18 AM]: oh...i forgot how the joke goes....
SmarterChild [12:18 AM]: You forgot how the joke goes? What's that like?
Tonyd0821 [12:18 AM]: what can you use to clean floors with?
SmarterChild [12:18 AM]: That's crazy. Who knows?
Tonyd0821 [12:18 AM]: what do you sweep with?
SmarterChild [12:18 AM]: A broom.
Tonyd0821 [12:18 AM]: you played this game before havent you?
SmarterChild [12:18 AM]: Yes.



AAAAAAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

:bo: That's the shit! I don't think even Loco could outdo that. :bo:
 
Tonyd0821 [12:46 AM]: where is your mom?
SmarterChild [12:46 AM]: Where is my mom? How should I know?
Tonyd0821 [12:46 AM]: on my nutsack
SmarterChild [12:46 AM]: Oh really?
Tonyd0821 [12:47 AM]: so is your sister
SmarterChild [12:47 AM]: Oh.
Tonyd0821 [12:47 AM]: can i give you a pearl necklace?
SmarterChild [12:47 AM]: Ya.



its all in how you ask it a question....
 
What may I interest you in?
DUBBZILLA79: Paris Hilton
SmarterChild: Paris Hilton? Is that right?
DUBBZILLA79: yes
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
DUBBZILLA79: because she's hot
SmarterChild: Who is she, exactly?
DUBBZILLA79: grandchild of the Hilton hotel founders, part time model, full time hottie
SmarterChild: OK. I'll make a note of it.
DUBBZILLA79: go fuck yourself
SmarterChild: Nice mouth.
DUBBZILLA79: LOL
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
DUBBZILLA79: My spoon is to big
SmarterChild: Your spoon what?
DUBBZILLA79: my spoon is to big!
SmarterChild: Your spoon is to Big, huh? I see.
DUBBZILLA79: I have a bananna
SmarterChild: You have a bananna? What do you mean by that?
 
Are you fucking kidding me dude????? This thread is five God-damn years old...

:disgust1:
 
oh wow. i was just randomly browsing and this thread was near the top. crazy. I really didn't pay attention to the date.
 
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