video games and boobies united....

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These snozzberries taste like snozzberries...
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for all of us grown men who either love video games or love boobies, we can all unite and watch the real thing. no more jacking off to egm screen shots from doa, they have the real thing. and look who is going to be in it. probably going to be one of the worst movies ever, but who gives a shit. mortal kombat and tomb raider don't have shit on the hotness of the new DOA movie.

DOA: Dead or Alive (2006)

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fuck that it will suck

MK1 was the only good fighting movie... and just barely

But! if we get a Ninja Gaiden spinoff sequel I will be happy!
 
i didn't know people really did that...

god i'm sure there is. there are a lot of people that do stuff like that. hence the need for anime porn. i personally would rather jack off to real people. cartoons don't really do it for me.
 
I'm seriously thinking about seeing it through just to see if there is ANY nod given to the Ninja Gaiden games, that shit was bad ass when I was a kid.

"Cinema scenes in a Nintendo Game? Sweet!"
 
yeah, you suck at life...both of you.

you dont diserve martial arts movies.
Dude, The Transporter was an action movie. I did enjoy it as an action movie, but the lead didn't even actually know martial arts. The Transporter and its sequel are not martial arts movies.

EDIT: PS- Who gets naked in this one?
 
It looks awful sorry... I hope to be proven wrong u wont see me going to the theatre to view it...
 
Dude, The Transporter was an action movie. I did enjoy it as an action movie, but the lead didn't even actually know martial arts. The Transporter and its sequel are not martial arts movies.

EDIT: PS- Who gets naked in this one?

no, the transporter was a shitty movie, i was talking about hero.
 
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