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Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by accordgrrl, Jan 31, 2003.

  1. accordgrrl

    accordgrrl Senior Member

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    Okay, I've posted this elsewhere but I thought you'd get a kick out of it. This is a friend of a friend that lives near me. This is totally legit.

    XXXXX (10:23:49 PM): you like skylines right?
    pinkfuzzydice69 (10:23:53 PM): easier swap, less money.
    pinkfuzzydice69 (10:23:57 PM): hell fuck yeah!
    XXXXX (10:24:03 PM): lol
    XXXXX (10:24:11 PM): youd prolly wanna marry me then
    XXXXX (10:24:14 PM): well maybe not, lol
    pinkfuzzydice69 (10:24:18 PM): u getting one?
    XXXXX (10:24:31 PM): nah, i got the front clip off of one tho
    XXXXX (10:24:38 PM): it matches my 240 perfect
    XXXXX (10:24:53 PM): i still owe nate 180 bucks, he helped me buy it
    XXXXX (10:25:49 PM): i only paid 700 bucks for the front bumper, 2 front quarter panels, and hood, plus i bought the halogen projection lights instead of the stocks bulbs
    XXXXX (10:26:18 PM): i got it through my uncle whos in england, he bought it then i bought it from him
    pinkfuzzydice69 (10:26:24 PM): cool.
    XXXXX (10:26:28 PM): yup
    XXXXX (10:26:35 PM): itll turn some heads, lol
    pinkfuzzydice69 (10:26:49 PM): yeah...
    XXXXX (10:26:57 PM): when i went to an auto obsessions meet, they were like, holy shit!!! a skyline!!!
    XXXXX (10:26:57 PM): lol
    XXXXX (10:27:03 PM): i was like nah, its a 240
    XXXXX (10:27:09 PM): i getta lotta shit for it though
    pinkfuzzydice69 (10:27:45 PM): u shld get a JDM canuter valve
    XXXXX (10:27:45 PM): everyones telling me i shouldnt have put that on there, but i think they are just jealous, lol, oh well
    pinkfuzzydice69 (10:28:59 PM): grrr
    pinkfuzzydice69 (10:29:01 PM): u get my last IM
    XXXXX (10:29:02 PM): lol, there you are
    pinkfuzzydice69 (10:29:08 PM): cuz i didn't get urs
    XXXXX (10:29:20 PM): about the canuter valve?
    pinkfuzzydice69 (10:29:25 PM): yeah
    XXXXX (10:29:33 PM): im not sure i know what that is
    XXXXX (10:29:50 PM): remember im the illiterate one
    XXXXX (10:29:53 PM): lol
    XXXXX (10:30:06 PM): does that have something to do with turbo
    pinkfuzzydice69 (10:31:58 PM): u put turbo on?
    XXXXX (10:32:26 PM): no!!
    XXXXX (10:32:30 PM): i wish
    pinkfuzzydice69 (10:32:30 PM): oh
    XXXXX (10:32:31 PM): lol
    XXXXX (10:33:30 PM): nates gotta t-66 turbo for his 240 that hes been procrastinating about putting in and he wont sell it to me, lol
    pinkfuzzydice69 (10:33:51 PM): well the canuter valve's a wear item. shld be replaced every 30k miles.
    pinkfuzzydice69 (10:33:58 PM): i reccomend JDM.
    XXXXX (10:34:31 PM): a wear item
    XXXXX (10:34:34 PM): ?
    pinkfuzzydice69 (10:34:53 PM): yeah
    XXXXX (10:35:57 PM): this is gonna sound stupid, but what does it do?
    pinkfuzzydice69 (10:36:43 PM): works with the intake to allow air to flow into the engine more freely. after wear it gets buildup.
    pinkfuzzydice69 (10:36:49 PM): just a reccomendation.
    XXXXX (10:37:03 PM): hmm, sounds kewl
    XXXXX (10:37:20 PM): kinda like that tornado thing they adertise on t.v.?
    pinkfuzzydice69 (10:37:36 PM): yeah
    pinkfuzzydice69 (10:37:40 PM): like that
    XXXXX (10:37:40 PM): kewl kewl
    XXXXX (10:37:55 PM): how much they runnin?
    pinkfuzzydice69 (10:38:02 PM): prolly 85
    XXXXX (10:38:14 PM): damn!!
    XXXXX (10:38:17 PM): not too bad!
    XXXXX (10:38:27 PM): ill check it out thatnx for the advice!
    pinkfuzzydice69 (10:41:17 PM): lol welcome.
    pinkfuzzydice69 (10:41:21 PM): want any other advice?
    XXXXX (10:41:34 PM): sure!! could use all the advice i can get
    pinkfuzzydice69 (10:42:34 PM): make sure ur muffler bearings are in shape and tightened...that they're torqued properly.
    XXXXX (10:43:23 PM): wow, i didnt even know i have muffler bearings, lol
    XXXXX (10:43:42 PM): i have A.P.C. exhaust system
    XXXXX (10:43:53 PM): with a proflare tip
    XXXXX (10:44:14 PM): nothing to exotic, as long as it sounds like a rice burner, im happy, lol
    pinkfuzzydice69 (10:44:56 PM): ok well right behind the muffler there's a set of bearings...they turn to allow the air to spin more freely and u gain a few hp and a richer sound.
    XXXXX (10:45:24 PM): nice nice!!
    XXXXX (10:45:54 PM): so why arent you working in some import shop showing all these guys whats up, you seem pretty knowledgeable
    XXXXX (10:45:57 PM): lol
    pinkfuzzydice69 (10:46:59 PM): OH also
    pinkfuzzydice69 (10:47:22 PM): aling your rotator splint
    pinkfuzzydice69 (10:47:25 PM): *align
    pinkfuzzydice69 (10:47:30 PM): gives u better wheel control.
    XXXXX (10:47:36 PM): alright
    XXXXX (10:47:46 PM): damn, your awesome!!
    XXXXX (10:47:47 PM): lol
    pinkfuzzydice69 (10:48:13 PM): lol
    XXXXX (10:48:44 PM): so, you seein someone of the opposite sex?
    pinkfuzzydice69 (10:48:47 PM): nope.



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  2. Havok

    Havok Senior Member

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    Lol! I always tell this idiot at work he needs his muffler bearings changed...I also tell him his jackson rod is about to go :)
     
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    What a Tool.

    If he actually owns a 240 he just needs to give that shit to me because he isn't deserving.
     
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    That was too funny!

    Ricers suck!

    Peace*
     
  5. accordgrrl

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    He does own one. I laughed so hard the first week he had it...try this on for size: he bought a set of wheels/tires from his friend at the shop. paid $800. put them on the car...they rubbed the fenders!! and he left them!!! what a dipshit.
     
  6. Hexen

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    That just makes me mad.

    I rarely see 240's where I live, I would love to have one though (96+ generation).

    sr20det s15 in there and you have a 11-12k~ car (with swap) with 250hp turbo RWD.

    Thats some amazing stuff. Rx-7 is about the only thing that can compare for the price.
     
  7. sisteve

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    You should remind him to change his blinker fluid...

    its very important you know!
     
  8. Prowler

    Prowler Super Moderator

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    Nah, the Q-pipe in you exhaust really helps flow.
     
  9. xj0hnx

    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    You wouldn't believe how many people fall for that one.W e got a million of those things in the military and they provide hours of entertainment :lol:
     
  10. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    see sig.

    91-93 240 coupe,
    rb26dett swap
    AWD conversion
    r33 front end

    coming next year.

    and no, im not kidding, and yes, it can be done.

    "not a bad way to spend 10 grand"
     
  11. 4doors4life

    4doors4life Senior Member

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    besides the blinker fluid...you should also make him check to be sure that his left tires aren't on the right side and the rights aren't on the left side! And then tell him that at least the front and back tires weren't mixed up!


    I love that prank call. Does anyone happen to have it on file?
     
  12. xj0hnx

    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    ????????? It's a IM convo.
     
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    no there is an actual prank call of some sales guy telling this girl that her halogen fluid levels are low and need to be refilled and they also used the tire joke. They told her a bunch of BS info and she was like: "Sure if thats what I need!". It was some local radio station that did it...I'm talking about something seperate from her post.
     
  14. xj0hnx

    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    Oh I seeeee....

    I think I've heard the tire thing,but I don't remember where.
     
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    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    You should tell him to get some cross drilled brake lines.
     
  17. SixtySecondAssassin

    SixtySecondAssassin Senior Member

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    that looks like way more than 10 grand mang. but its sounds coo.
     
  18. phunky.buddha

    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    Sweet ownage! :fr:

    B- I think a certain someone was dropping an RB25DET into her 240... not sure what the plans are now though.
     
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    you gotta tell them to take their car into the shop to get their subframe removed, cause its only there so you can tow a trailer...... and it shaves like 1.2 seconds off your quarter mile.......... just wish you could see the ppl in the shop's faces when they ask for the procedure :blink: .... damn ricers
     
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    nope- and that includes labor :)

    i buy a 240, i pay 10 grand, i get that back. already worked it all out. just need the cash.

    i don't think heather will do it mike... she's not the type of girl :)
    damn, 2 hotties down in FL into cars :( i need to move
     
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