We get bored here In Nebraska

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well then...


we used to chase deer and try to smack their ass out in PA when we got a little too fucked up. Or we got the mentally challeged kid to run after them yellling shit like "fuck er in er cunt"...
 
Decorated my HS's mascot with a hula shirt, sunglasses and a lei. Everyone except the priciple thought it was hilarious.

Then the art deparment did a huge project on life-size sculptures. Made out of chicken wire, wood, then covered in plaster. Had a few different ones - a knight (kickass, with a real sword), a couple random life-sized busts, and a few animals. One sketchy girl did a life-size cast of a Lion King character (female one I think). All of them were displayed in our lobby, and ropped off. Well, one night after a senior trip assembly - a few of us (one with a cell phone camera, the other with a regular digital) took some pictures with the busts, one with the knight, and another with lion. Let's say one of my close friends enjoyed a good "ride".

:mrgreen:

Funny as shit.
 
all i can say is whoa...just like the rest of yall. that makes the rest of us hicks look bad...

Whatever happend to cow tipping?
 
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some dude chasing after deer? i want my two minutes back.


I just read your worthless post. I want my 18 Seconds back.. You'll get that when i get mine back. Because I at least contributed something.

I mean what do you mean you want those two minutes back. Am I supposed to pay you back for those two minutes or am I just supposed to whip up a damn time machine and lets all travel back two minutes?. You make no fricken sense. Let me know wat ya need. Because I am here to help and make sure thet you are happy because really, I do care a ton about your happiness.

Now if you could excuse me a minute I must dig myself out of the bullshit I just piled up.
 
Word. Trying to fix but not really worth the time to fix it. Mostly just a joke here locally. It was a Video of this Fat Chick that had sex with 2 Deers. She was blowing one while the other one was mounting her from behind.

It was hot.
 
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Word. Trying to fix but not really worth the time to fix it. Mostly just a joke here locally. It was a Video of this Fat Chick that had sex with 2 Deers. She was blowing one while the other one was mounting her from behind.

It was hot.
WHAT...THE...FUCK??? i guess your definitly a whore when yout getting double-teamed by another species.
 
Yeah we think we found a new niche. Instead of doing Street Racing Videos I have Kyle talked into getting into Amature Beastiality. Its the new wave of the future.
 
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