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What a chat......don't read if you have a life

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Airjockie, Dec 31, 2003.

  1. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    Meriden, CT, USA
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    littopheng: df
    littopheng: hey
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    MrTibons: blip
    Airj0ckey: yo
    MrTibons: this room is off the hizzle...
    Airj0ckey: yup
    Airj0ckey: nobody here but the old guy
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    MrTibons: spoke too soon
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    Airj0ckey: and the young fawker that just joined
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    Airj0ckey: yup
    MrTibons: anything exciting going on for new years in your neck of the woods?
    Airj0ckey: nope
    Airj0ckey: I just hope nothing blows up
    MrTibons: haha
    MrTibons: it's ok, new york's the first to go
    Airj0ckey: yup
    Airj0ckey: and I'm 50 miles from NY
    MrTibons: i see
    MrTibons: better get out the duck and cover instructional videos
    Airj0ckey: I'm in the basement now
    MrTibons: lol
    Airj0ckey: and I hermantically selled it with plastic
    MrTibons: have you seen the maxim where they teach you to build your own fallout shelter?
    Airj0ckey: nope
    MrTibons: well... you're ahead of the game then
    Airj0ckey: hehe
    MrTibons: gotta stockpile the water and canned beans tho
    Airj0ckey: I have it stocked with beer
    MrTibons: then you're all set =)
    Airj0ckey: a TV, and my computer
    MrTibons: minor conveniences to the beer
    Airj0ckey: yup
    Airj0ckey: argg
    MrTibons: ?
    Airj0ckey: the AOL AIM sounds are driving me nuts
    Airj0ckey: first I can'r hear when someone come in the chat room
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    Airj0ckey: now I got it set to a ghey door sound
    MrTibons: and then they don't work at all?
    iRomeo256: do i have to fix that fucker again
    Airj0ckey: some do some don't
    Airj0ckey: yes
    MrTibons: it's because aim was coded by a group of gibbons
    Airj0ckey: <---Airjockie
    MrTibons: lol
    Airj0ckey: and you are?
    MrTibons: jiahanhao
    Airj0ckey: ahh
    MrTibons: couldn't tell without the excessive ...
    MrTibons: eh?
    Airj0ckey: that's me
    Airj0ckey: ................
    MrTibons: .....................
    iRomeo256: <~~~ turbomirage
    Airj0ckey: I'm the illeterate fawk
    Airj0ckey: or the I can'r speel fawk
    Airj0ckey: spell
    Airj0ckey: can't
    MrTibons: hewked on foniques werked fer mi
    iRomeo256: hehe
    iRomeo256: hehe
    Airj0ckey: typing in a dark basement is hard
    MrTibons: do either of you know where i can rent a valve spring compressor..
    MrTibons: the kind where i don't need to take off the cylinder head
    Airj0ckey: autozone
    Airj0ckey: you need to remove the head
    Airj0ckey: unless your brave
    MrTibons: lol
    MrTibons: snap on sells one where you pressurize the cylinders
    Airj0ckey: there is an airjockie meathode
    Airj0ckey: methode
    MrTibons: but i don't have 150 bucks for it
    iRomeo256: try autozone i guess
    iRomeo256: you pay a deposit that you get back when you return the tool
    Airj0ckey: go buy a long peice of hemp rope
    MrTibons: uh oh... hemp
    Airj0ckey: this method is only good for one cylinder
    iRomeo256: he cant use the rope for the springs
    Airj0ckey: at a time
    Airj0ckey: yes he can
    iRomeo256: there is a little plier type tool you can get
    iRomeo256: i used something alike when i rebuilt the atv engine
    Airj0ckey: as long as the ball of rope in the cylinder is against the valves
    MrTibons: http://buy1.snapon.com/catalog/pro_det.asp...ore&dir=catalog
    Airj0ckey: the can depress the springes to do the maintenance
    Airj0ckey: it's easy-er and cheaper doing it my way
    iRomeo256: i think the plier compressor might be easier myself...
    Airj0ckey: OK
    Airj0ckey: copy paste this ifo some where
    Airj0ckey: info
    iRomeo256: me?
    Airj0ckey: no
    Airj0ckey: MR. tib
    MrTibons: lol
    Airj0ckey: give me a minute
    MrTibons: well.. i just want to put in the retainers...
    Airj0ckey: I'll type like a drunk mad man in a dark basement
    MrTibons: haha
    iRomeo256: but, you are all of the above
    Airj0ckey: hehe
    MrTibons: the alcohol helps him think
    Airj0ckey: shadup
    iRomeo256: on a more serious note, i prefer airjockie working on my vehicle with a beer in hand
    iRomeo256: but thats just what i prefer
    MrTibons: lol
    iRomeo256: i hate having a mirage shop manual and a nice cam
    MrTibons: anyway.. i was thinking of just tapping the retainers until the springs shoot them off somewhere
    MrTibons: =)
    iRomeo256: uhh
    iRomeo256: thats prolly not recommended
    MrTibons: lol
    iRomeo256: well im off for my late nite at java hut ttfn
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    Airj0ckey: http://www.redpepperracing.com/forums/inde...topic=5597&st=0
    Airj0ckey: scroll down till you see Airjockie
    Airj0ckey: do it that way
    Airj0ckey: and you can just easily press the retainers down
    Airj0ckey: and remove the 2 holder clips
    Airj0ckey: and do what work you need to do
    MrTibons: hmmm
    MrTibons: thanks
    Airj0ckey: and also
    MrTibons: i guess it's the same idea as the snap-on thing
    MrTibons: but without air.. and much cheaper
    Airj0ckey: if you have to remove the timing belt
    Airj0ckey: yup
    Airj0ckey: getting that crankshaft pully off is no problem
    Airj0ckey: and while your in there
    MrTibons: well, im installing ti retainers and camshafts
    Airj0ckey: you might as well replace the the water pump and timing belt
    Airj0ckey: do it all at once
    MrTibons: but my car only has 20k miles =)
    Airj0ckey: I've seen belts go sooner than that
    Airj0ckey: it depends on the age
    Airj0ckey: is it a brand new car?
    MrTibons: no
    MrTibons: 2001
    Airj0ckey: the water pump wont be a consern
    MrTibons: right
    MrTibons: i always get coolant all over me when i change water pumps
    Airj0ckey: but if your going that far for a project
    MrTibons: i hate that smell
    Airj0ckey: an extra $20-$50 for a new belt is just a safe re-assurance
    Airj0ckey: hehe
    Airj0ckey: I'v even seen a bolt rotate around with a belt
    Airj0ckey: it was a mess
    MrTibons: i can imagine
    Airj0ckey: but the rope trick is prolly your best option
    Airj0ckey: beside
    Airj0ckey: the valve will not fall into the cylinder
    Airj0ckey: if you loose air pressure
    MrTibons: hmm... you should get a patent on this method =)
    Airj0ckey: and air pressure is not going to withstand the amount of force you will exert on the spring to remove the clips
    Airj0ckey: no patent nessesary
    Airj0ckey: I learned it from working on aircraft engines
    Airj0ckey: I work on planes sober
    Airj0ckey: I work on cars drunk
    MrTibons: haha
    Airj0ckey: and my cars and planes all operate perfect
    Airj0ckey: the best feeling in the world is watching an engine you rebuilt fly for 3000 hours
    MrTibons: well
    Airj0ckey: well
    MrTibons: imma head off to soupplantation with my loving girl
    Airj0ckey: hehe
    MrTibons: before she rips my head off
    Airj0ckey: just tell her to suck it
    Airj0ckey: not rip it
    MrTibons: LOL!
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    greyfades: uhhhh
    Airj0ckey: yo
    greyfades: sup dude
    Airj0ckey: not much
    greyfades: its cold
    greyfades: cold sucks
    Brando45233: what kind of motor are you putting in your civic?
    Airj0ckey: d15a3
    Brando45233: what year civic
    greyfades: b16a y0!
    Brando45233: nice
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    Airj0ckey: hehe
    Stelth1n: ok im in
    Airj0ckey: cool
    Stelth1n: who are these others?
    Airj0ckey: I'm drunk
    greyfades: <--civicious
    Stelth1n: or arent they talkin?
    Airj0ckey: <---Airjockie
    Stelth1n: grey where u from?
    Airj0ckey: CT
    Stelth1n: <--------Bullet
    Airj0ckey: Burp
    greyfades: tx
    Stelth1n: MI here
    Brando45233: im from ct
    Airj0ckey: bigger Burp
    Airj0ckey: two burp in one minute
    Stelth1n: lol jockey
    Airj0ckey: I'm on a roll
    Airj0ckey: Corona
    Airj0ckey: I've killed
    Airj0ckey: ohh shit
    Airj0ckey: I lost count
    Stelth1n: hahaha
    Airj0ckey: shipping from Japan is a bithc
    Airj0ckey: ohh
    Stelth1n: i bet it is
    Airj0ckey: I got the MR5's in
    Airj0ckey: ya interested
    Stelth1n: o...coo
    Airj0ckey: all ment
    Stelth1n: ummm not really
    Airj0ckey: one has one scratch
    greyfades: lol
    Airj0ckey: only 3 mm long
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    Airj0ckey: damn
    Stelth1n: i have plenty of wheels except i want a set of circut 8's
    Airj0ckey: such ment weel
    JDMH04: SUP DOGGS
    Stelth1n: hey JDM
    Stelth1n: where u from?
    Airj0ckey: I got 13 inch cf-48's, 14" cf-48's, and 15" MR-5"s
    JDMH04: NJ
    Stelth1n: ahh ok
    Airj0ckey: 3 full sets of mugen rims at my disposal
    Stelth1n: AJ got a pic of the MR-5's?
    Airj0ckey: somewhere
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    Stelth1n: lol
    Stelth1n: So what do u drive JDM?
    JDMH04: A 96 CIVIC HB
    Stelth1n: ahh coo
    Stelth1n: ive got a 91 CRX Si, 92 Civic Cx HB
    Airj0ckey: http://www.redpepperracing.com/gallery/alb...album78/aci.jpg
    Airj0ckey: but no tires
    Stelth1n: JDM- Nice ride!!
    JDMH04: THANX
    Airj0ckey: http://www.redpepperracing.com/gallery/alb...album78/acj.jpg
    Airj0ckey: the other two
    Stelth1n: JDM what top is that on the roof?
    Stelth1n: AJ you should give those to me!! lol
    Stelth1n: AJ what do those weigh?
    JDMH04: RAG TOP
    Airj0ckey: they are just normal wheight
    Stelth1n: oh ok
    Airj0ckey: they are light
    Stelth1n: JDM is it operate?
    Airj0ckey: but in 1990 standards light
    JDMH04: NO
    Stelth1n: oh that would be bad ass
    JDMH04: I BOUGHT THE CAR WITH SIS AND A RAG TOP
    JDMH04: I AD IT SINCE I WAS 15
    Airj0ckey: http://www.redpepperracing.com/gallery/alb...album78/ack.jpg
    Airj0ckey: http://www.redpepperracing.com/gallery/alb...album78/acl.jpg
    Airj0ckey: mmmm
    Airj0ckey: 14" CF-48's
    Stelth1n: i likey the MR-5's
    Stelth1n: how much?
    Airj0ckey: well
    Stelth1n: i am your Nascar buddy !!
    Stelth1n: lol
    Airj0ckey: I think the wife only wanted $690 for them
    Airj0ckey: and thats a damn good price
    Stelth1n: ya i hear ya
    Stelth1n: u got em on Ebay?
    Airj0ckey: considering other places get $1200 for them
    Airj0ckey: not yet
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    Airj0ckey: I'm giving freinds first crack at them
    JDMH04: U LIKE MY CAR
    Stelth1n: ya i do
    Stelth1n: i like ek's
    Airj0ckey: EK's just don't turn me on
    Airj0ckey: I'm old school
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    Stelth1n: i like all hatchys
    JDMH04: I BOUGHT THE CAR FOR 200
    Stelth1n: really?
    Stelth1n: wow
    Airj0ckey: sell it to me for $400
    Stelth1n: was it just a shell?
    JDMH04: WITH NO MOTOR ,DOORS HOOD HACTH
    Stelth1n: ahh ok
    Stelth1n: i bid 401!
    JDMH04: I PUT ALL MY MONEY INTO THT
    Airj0ckey: still an EK shell is worth $400 to me
    Airj0ckey: 402
    Stelth1n: lol
    Stelth1n: j/k
    Stelth1n: lol
    JDMH04: IT HAD RUST SPOTS
    Airj0ckey: nevermind
    Stelth1n: JDM what motor is in it?
    Airj0ckey: it lost it's strainght
    Airj0ckey: mullet...the rim's... y a want
    Airj0ckey: err bullet
    Airj0ckey: typo
    Stelth1n: i would like to have em, but my budget isnt there
    JDMH04: JDM GSR RE BUILT FROM TOP 2 BOTTOM
    Stelth1n: JDM cool, whats it run in the 1/4
    JDMH04: HIGH 10S
    JDMH04: AT 15 PSI
    JDMH04: NO JUICE
    Airj0ckey: but that's nearly imposible
    Airj0ckey: my buddy has a crx with 330 hp and he only gets 13's
    Stelth1n: nice!
    Airj0ckey: and it's a built B16A, with 18 PSI
    Airj0ckey: built as in $25,000 into the car
    Stelth1n: ahhh
    JDMH04: I CRANKED THE PSI 2 28 AND RAN JUCIE I RAN LOW 10S
    JDMH04: HIGH 9
    Airj0ckey: and you made it home?
    Stelth1n: ahhh
    Airj0ckey: A: the only car that make's into the 9's with a onda badge is Kubo
    Airj0ckey: and that was last year
    Airj0ckey: before she wint to saturn
    Airj0ckey: I call BS
    Airj0ckey: $200 dollar EK..with loads of money dumped into the engine
    JDMH04: U CALL BULL SHIT BUT I BLEW MY SHIT WEN I RAN THT
    Airj0ckey: will still not make a 10 sec run
    Airj0ckey: what tires did you run
    JDMH04: SLICKS
    Airj0ckey: slicks what?
    Airj0ckey: sorry
    Airj0ckey: but slicks are not an answer
    Airj0ckey: were they MT's?
    JDMH04: NO
    Airj0ckey: not mickey thomsons
    JDMH04: I DK
    Airj0ckey: well
    Airj0ckey: if you bought the car for $200 dollars
    Airj0ckey: spent all kindas of money on the engine
    Airj0ckey: and you don't know what the tires are
    Airj0ckey: I call BS
    JDMH04: I DONT CARE WAT U CALL IT
    Airj0ckey: there is just an acceptable level of BS you can play on the intarnet
    Airj0ckey: I'm takumi
    Airj0ckey: I drive an AE86
    Airj0ckey: and I can drift
    Airj0ckey: (actually..I do)
    Airj0ckey: but an 1900 lb Car
    Airj0ckey: even with 400 hp
    Airj0ckey: and the best tires
    Airj0ckey: are not going to pull a 10sec drag
    Airj0ckey: my 9PSI 1460 lb CRX will only do a 14
    Airj0ckey: at 160 hp
    Stelth1n: brb drinky
    Airj0ckey: show a dyno slip
    Airj0ckey: and I'll shut up
    JDMH04: U DONT FUCKING LISTEN I BLEW MY MOTOR RUNNING AT THT TIME I WASTED THT MONEY ON A 9.99999 RUN
    Airj0ckey: well
    JDMH04: I KNOW HAVE A DART B BLOCK
    Airj0ckey: Dart's are only good up to 24 PSI
    Airj0ckey: not 28
    Airj0ckey: what fuel management system are you running
    Airj0ckey: FMU?
    Airj0ckey: injector size
    Airj0ckey: ?
    JDMH04: I HAVE A HONDATA ECU
    JDMH04: U DONT FUCKING READ RIGHT
    JDMH04: I BLEWW THT MOTOR RUNNING THE 28 PSI AND JUICE
    Airj0ckey: well...that was a watse of an engine
    JDMH04: I KNOW
    Airj0ckey: if you build an engine
    Airj0ckey: get the bore countersunk
    Airj0ckey: give the rings a good gapping
    Airj0ckey: the pistons will slap a little when starting
    JDMH04: I KNOE THT NOW
    Airj0ckey: most people say that 1 mm is good for the piston slop
    Airj0ckey: I go to 1.5mm
    JDMH04: THANKS FOR SOMETHING I KNOW ALREADY
    Airj0ckey: how did you break in the engine
    Airj0ckey: how many miles did you run it to set the rings?
    Airj0ckey: miles before boost
    Airj0ckey: what oil's did you use?
    JDMH04: G2G
    Airj0ckey: those are all part of the minor equations that ruined your engine
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    Airj0ckey: sorry...your talking to a guy that builds engines for aircraft..where 19 or more people are relying on that engine
    Airj0ckey: lives are at stake
    Airj0ckey: yo
    Airj0ckey: I'll tell you what
    Airj0ckey: March 27th
    Airj0ckey: there is a drifting event in PA
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    Airj0ckey: I will be there with my puny -200HP AE86
    Stelth1n: hey AJ we need a track day for RPR folks
    Airj0ckey: we can work one up
    Stelth1n: that would be fun'
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    Airj0ckey: I'm starting to get a few connections
    Stelth1n: ahh cool
    Airj0ckey: which track
    Stelth1n: somewhere inbetween
    Airj0ckey: Walkins Glen, Beaver?
    Stelth1n: for everyone
    Airj0ckey: for the Canuuks..I would say Beave
    Stelth1n: Beverun is like 6 hour drive for us
    Airj0ckey: it's in PA
    Airj0ckey: 12 hours for them
    Stelth1n: ya well its a ways
    Stelth1n: we should have a meet here in the U.S. to get the Canuks to come over here
    Airj0ckey: I am so going to post this chat session
    Airj0ckey: it will make a lot of people laugh
    Airj0ckey: Beave is in pittsburge
    Airj0ckey: damn
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    Airj0ckey: hmm
    Airj0ckey: our master is having problems logging on
    Airj0ckey: BURRRRRRRRP
    Stelth1n: u drink
    Airj0ckey: yup
    Stelth1n: sorry i ment to say u drunk
    Airj0ckey: yup
    Airj0ckey: 14 coronas
    Stelth1n: lol
    Airj0ckey: and I'm about to go raid the last 4
    Airj0ckey: zkjfzl
    Airj0ckey: zxfzkjxv
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    Airj0ckey: and what ever chec beer that I have
    Stelth1n: lol
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    pissedoffsolwork: hi
    Airj0ckey: it works
    Stelth1n: yo
    pissedoffsolwork: wrrd
    Airj0ckey: the power of the intarnet
    pissedoffsolwork: its slow as fuck... more lag than a fucking t423412423431241231234
    Airj0ckey: yup
    Stelth1n: big time lag
    Airj0ckey: I can actually tyrpe 3 post's..anf they finally come up
    Airj0ckey: POS
    Airj0ckey: do you know a JDMH04
    Airj0ckey: POS=B
    pissedoffsolwork: that tool was in here last night running his mouth again
    pissedoffsolwork: i called him out
    pissedoffsolwork: E town, july 4th
    pissedoffsolwork: $1000
    Airj0ckey: haha
    Airj0ckey: I owned him tonight
    pissedoffsolwork: fucking jersey punk ass tough guy wanna be
    Stelth1n: lol
    pissedoffsolwork: i saw a pic of his car
    Stelth1n: ya so did i
    pissedoffsolwork: fucking slammed... hes going to be snapping axles like woah
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    Airj0ckey: I have a feeling that''s not his car
    BodyDroppedNikes: good evening/morning
    Stelth1n: hey
    Airj0ckey: good I'm down to my last 3 ciggs
    pissedoffsolwork: http://www.hondaswap.com/gallery/browse.php?album_id=824
    pissedoffsolwork: sup B
    BodyDroppedNikes: thats gotta suck Airjockie
    Airj0ckey: I'll post tonight's owenage
    pissedoffsolwork: i smoked like 4 tonight :-(
    JDMH04 has entered the room.
    pissedoffsolwork: speak of the devil
    BodyDroppedNikes: nada Brian...just got done taping off my Civic Xmod car :)
    Airj0ckey: low on beer
    Airj0ckey: low on cigs
    Airj0ckey: the wifes asleep
    Airj0ckey: what are my choises
    BodyDroppedNikes: gonna primer it the same color as my 97 Civic i had
    Airj0ckey: I have money in the bank
    pissedoffsolwork: tap the jdm wife in the butt :)
    BodyDroppedNikes: LOL B
    pissedoffsolwork: :p
    Airj0ckey: and the strip club is 3 blocks from my house
    BodyDroppedNikes: strip club :)
    Airj0ckey: I might
    Airj0ckey: they do you for $100
    BodyDroppedNikes: stop procrastinating and go to the tittie bar y0
    pissedoffsolwork: bridgport... ack...
    pissedoffsolwork: E fucked some hooker there
    JDMH04: I JUST GOT A DEL SOL
    pissedoffsolwork: crazy shit
    Airj0ckey: my dick is still itching from the last time
    pissedoffsolwork: fuckign jdm blow jobs and shit
    pissedoffsolwork: lol
    BodyDroppedNikes: LOL...whats with E liking that bakla.net shemale?? LOL
    Airj0ckey: but that might be the cf that's doing it
    pissedoffsolwork: lol
    pissedoffsolwork: he got owned hard..
    pissedoffsolwork: he didn't scroll down allt he way
    BodyDroppedNikes: haha u must have got coochie critters Air
    BodyDroppedNikes: lol he didnt?
    pissedoffsolwork: cf on your dick?
    Airj0ckey: I had a rubber
    pissedoffsolwork: not till after
    BodyDroppedNikes: i showed Bobby and he damn near vomitted
    pissedoffsolwork: haha
    Airj0ckey: and the foreskin itches
    Airj0ckey: maybe I', fawked
    Airj0ckey: they do have corona's there
    Stelth1n: brb
    Airj0ckey: and 1.5 hours till they close
    Airj0ckey: yes
    Airj0ckey: CF on the dick
    Airj0ckey: I get off work..I get home and straight to the Computer porn
    JDMH04: U STILL TALKING SHIT U GAY FAG
    JDMH04: THINGS
    Airj0ckey: no washing the habd
    Airj0ckey: hand's
    BodyDroppedNikes: lol and your wif dont smack u upside the head for looking at porn on the pc?
    Airj0ckey: the only shit I talk is real
    JDMH04: NOT U
    Airj0ckey: she's happy with me down in the base ment looking at
    BodyDroppedNikes: LOL why dont u make yer own with her? hehe
    Airj0ckey: I have
    Airj0ckey: but
    BodyDroppedNikes: :-D
    Airj0ckey: she's in her I don't want sex stage
    BodyDroppedNikes: blah!!
    Airj0ckey: been like that for years
    Airj0ckey: I have the hottest wife in the world..and I don't get any
    Airj0ckey: go figuare
    BodyDroppedNikes: she gives u a BJ every once in a while tho right?
    Airj0ckey: nope
    BodyDroppedNikes: LOL damn
    pissedoffsolwork: :-\ his wife is hot too its a shame
    Airj0ckey: just nooki every 4 months
    pissedoffsolwork: even I'd hit it
    pissedoffsolwork: lol
    BodyDroppedNikes: every 4 months?? god damn
    Airj0ckey: B======not her type
    BodyDroppedNikes: Brian...u woulfd hit a 12 year old girl if u could
    BodyDroppedNikes: lol
    Airj0ckey: I remember last yea r I got some on fathersday
    Airj0ckey: and a few times after that
    Airj0ckey: but
    BodyDroppedNikes: u ask her "who's yer daddy?"
    BodyDroppedNikes: lol
    Airj0ckey: thats
    Airj0ckey: it
    Airj0ckey: her problem is simple
    Airj0ckey: it's in her mind
    JDMH04 has left the room.
    pissedoffsolwork: she needs a good IDB session :D
    Airj0ckey: I got her pregent about years ago
    BodyDroppedNikes: LMMFAO!
    Airj0ckey: and she can't have kids due to her body wheight
    BodyDroppedNikes: she too small?
    Airj0ckey: no wheight at all
    Airj0ckey: yup
    BodyDroppedNikes: how small?
    Airj0ckey: and she had the abortion
    Airj0ckey: she's a tiny thing
    BodyDroppedNikes: how tiny?
    Airj0ckey: B could fart and Blow her away
    BodyDroppedNikes: LMMFAO
    BodyDroppedNikes: she wweigh less than a buck?
    Airj0ckey: I can fart and kill her
    Airj0ckey: yup
    Airj0ckey: 94 lbs
    Stelth1n has left the room.
    BodyDroppedNikes: geezus she is small
    Airj0ckey: yup
    Airj0ckey: so the abortion happened
    Airj0ckey: my kid was gone
    BodyDroppedNikes: ahh that kinda sucks
    Airj0ckey: and ...well the doc screwed someting up
    pissedoffsolwork: i don't fart - thats E :D
    Airj0ckey: she's been in pain ever since
    BodyDroppedNikes: =-O
    Airj0ckey: when I do her..she's in pian
    Airj0ckey: but
    Airj0ckey: when we went to Japan
    BodyDroppedNikes: shit thats not good
    Airj0ckey: the pain was gone
    pissedoffsolwork: im tellin you.. get her into IDB
    pissedoffsolwork: :)
    BodyDroppedNikes: thats odd
    Airj0ckey: back in America the pain mysterioulsy re-appears
    BodyDroppedNikes: "wtf mate?"
    Airj0ckey: yup
    Airj0ckey: washi mou youteru
    BodyDroppedNikes: eh?
    Airj0ckey: thats what I say
    Airj0ckey: you guys need to learn Japanese
    BodyDroppedNikes: whats washi mou youtero mean? wash my uterus? lol
    pissedoffsolwork: tecki tecki tecki tyou!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    pissedoffsolwork: lol
    Airj0ckey: hehe
    Airj0ckey: That's what I say
    Airj0ckey: washimou uteru
    Airj0ckey: ^^^^
    BodyDroppedNikes: so that would mean to douche?
    Airj0ckey: no
    BodyDroppedNikes: lol
    pissedoffsolwork: i want that on a sound clip
    Airj0ckey: well come record it
    Airj0ckey: it's on tape
    Airj0ckey: and I'm computer illeterate
    BodyDroppedNikes: werd...same here
    BodyDroppedNikes: where is everyone tonite?
    BodyDroppedNikes: usuall this mutha is bumpin
    Airj0ckey: and it giri giri giri giri ohshiaaagggghhhh
    Airj0ckey: So B..take tommorrow off
    Airj0ckey: if they need you that bad..they are not going to fire you
    BodyDroppedNikes: i got tomorrow off..ima sleep in :-D
    Airj0ckey: and if they do fire you..find a better job
    MrTibons has entered the room.
    BodyDroppedNikes: gotta go to autozone tomorrow and get sandpaper for my ca
    MrTibons: so anyways
    Airj0ckey: I only worked monday morning
    MrTibons: hemp rope?
    Airj0ckey: yup
    MrTibons: what gauge?
    MrTibons: lol
    Airj0ckey: thin stuff
    Airj0ckey: thin enough to get it in the spark plug hole
    Airj0ckey: 1/4 is good
    BodyDroppedNikes: for my car*
    Airj0ckey: I made over 750 bucks monday morning
    MrTibons: drug business picking up?
    BodyDroppedNikes: must be nice......
    Airj0ckey: i'll prolly see only 500
    Airj0ckey: after taxes
    BodyDroppedNikes: i work in a shitty fuckin warehouse
    Airj0ckey: aircraft
    Airj0ckey: that where the money is
    Airj0ckey: and JDM importing
    MrTibons: after loading up the plane in south america, of course =)
    Airj0ckey: yup
    Airj0ckey: no
    Airj0ckey: working on them
    Airj0ckey: or at least cutting the CF for them
    MrTibons: lol
    Airj0ckey: carbon fiber
    Airj0ckey: hehe
    Airj0ckey: it makes your dick itch
    Airj0ckey: a lot
    MrTibons: when i was at pann auto, some guy was cutting cf
    MrTibons: without a mask
    Airj0ckey: Bavaria is the last beer I have
    MrTibons: he told us all to step back
    Airj0ckey: 2 bottles
    Airj0ckey: yup
    MrTibons: because only his lungs could take it...
    Airj0ckey: cf is fawked up shit
    Airj0ckey: nope
    Airj0ckey: nobodies lungs can take it
    Airj0ckey: he's just a stupid ass hole
    Airj0ckey: and you can send him my address
    MrTibons: lol
    Airj0ckey: for saying that
    MrTibons: i think he was an ex-con
    MrTibons: seems most people working at import shops are
    MrTibons: lol
    Airj0ckey: then let him die a painfull death
    Airj0ckey: he'll be dead shortly
    MrTibons: yeah.. it's worse than asbestos
    JDMH04 has entered the room.
    Airj0ckey: you have no idea how bad it is
    Airj0ckey: CF is not a toy
    Airj0ckey: and I hope that these kids don't get killed by it
    JDMH04: SUP GUYS
    Airj0ckey: all the car parts thats CF that they go to buy
    Airj0ckey: hello again
    Airj0ckey: CF when duned still remained in a stranded state
    JDMH04: SOOPISSED WE DOWN FOR JULY 4
    Airj0ckey: once it gets into the lungs
    Airj0ckey: just write your will
    Airj0ckey: duned=burned
    JDMH04: R WE GOIN 2 RUN EACHOTHER
    Airj0ckey: I'll run you
    Airj0ckey: but on March 27th
    JDMH04: WAT U GOT
    Airj0ckey: wat dont I got
    JDMH04: CAR PROB WONT B DONE
    pissedoffsolwork: lol he has liek 2131 cars
    JDMH04: WHO
    Airj0ckey: me
    Airj0ckey: 3 race cars
    Airj0ckey: fully preped
    JDMH04: IGHT
    Airj0ckey: just come and have fun wit me
    BodyDroppedNikes: i'll race ya :)
    JDMH04: I GOT A CAMARO, A CIVIC HB ,AND A DEL SOL PURCHASED BY ME A HOUR AGO
    Airj0ckey: I'm more into drifting and autocross than drags
    Airj0ckey: then slap up the $100 and drift with me in PA
    JDMH04: WHO
    Airj0ckey: B knows I drift
    Airj0ckey: MMe
    BodyDroppedNikes: i would love to drift...but ima build my car for auto-x me thinks
    Airj0ckey: I got my autocrosser
    Airj0ckey: hehe
    BodyDroppedNikes: ima do some weight reduction prolly tomorrow or this weekend if its nice out
    Airj0ckey: and I will have my engine rebuilt before feb
    JDMH04: OK
    BodyDroppedNikes: i will have an engine being built up hopefully soon
    Airj0ckey: get the total wheight below 1560 lbs and add a 160 hp engine
    BodyDroppedNikes: well started
    Airj0ckey: lagg
    Airj0ckey: I got major lagg here
    BodyDroppedNikes: same here
    BodyDroppedNikes: pile of shit aim
    Airj0ckey: B has the dragger in the build
    pissedoffsolwork: hahahaha fucking cunt. i just found out lora cheated on me
    Airj0ckey: but his problem will be traction
    Airj0ckey: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    JDMH04: ME AND THIS GOING 2 RUN EACHOTHER AT E TOWN
    BodyDroppedNikes: Bobby asks "with tripod?"
    pissedoffsolwork: no- that fucker matt
    JDMH04: GUY
    pissedoffsolwork: i fucking knew i couldn't trust that cunt
    Airj0ckey: screw her
    JDMH04: I THOUGH U WERE GAY
    BodyDroppedNikes: bitches aint shit but hoes with tricks :)
    pissedoffsolwork: i hung up on her- shes calling me again... 3rd time in a row
    pissedoffsolwork: /me doesn't answer
    BodyDroppedNikes: tell her to go fuck off
    MrTibons has left the room.
    Airj0ckey: don't
    pissedoffsolwork: im moving to canada :)
    Airj0ckey: don't
    BodyDroppedNikes: ::sings "Blame Canada"::
    Airj0ckey: unless you leave your car in my name
    Airj0ckey: the sol or the 240...I don't care
    BodyDroppedNikes: i want that GSR engine B has :-D
    Airj0ckey: you can only drive one across the border
    Airj0ckey: keep the engine
    pissedoffsolwork: ringing again
    pissedoffsolwork: lmao
    Airj0ckey: I got a B18B
    BodyDroppedNikes: pick it up then hang up
    pissedoffsolwork: you can have both my cars
    pissedoffsolwork: they mean shit to me
    BodyDroppedNikes: dont answer...just pick it up and hang up
    Airj0ckey: that I'll slap my B18C1 pistons in
    Airj0ckey: I'll give you the reliable jeep
    Airj0ckey: so you can take her in stayle
    Airj0ckey: the back seat folds down
    JDMH04: PISSSED U BETTER STAY IN THE U.S TILLL JULY 4
    Airj0ckey: he wont
    Airj0ckey: pussey from a hot chick is better than a race from a loser
    JDMH04: LOL
    pissedoffsolwork: :-\
    Airj0ckey: you don't even know what tires you have
    Airj0ckey: or the cams
    Airj0ckey: ore the bore
    BodyDroppedNikes: thats sad
    Airj0ckey: but yet it's a 10 sec honda
    Airj0ckey: for $200
    Airj0ckey: 28 PSI on a Dart engine still on an EK will not get a 9 sec car
    Airj0ckey: unless you have major cam
    Airj0ckey: on shims
    pissedoffsolwork: not on a full interior
    BodyDroppedNikes: well ima head on...see u fellas later on
    Airj0ckey: and a 100% bananced and lightend crank
    Airj0ckey: it's not possible
    BodyDroppedNikes: peace
    Airj0ckey: laters
    BodyDroppedNikes has left the room.
    pissedoffsolwork: later bro
    pissedoffsolwork: tell bobby to get online
    pissedoffsolwork: lol
    Airj0ckey: whos bobby
    pissedoffsolwork: domeskilla
    pissedoffsolwork: aka TPP's roomate
    JDMH04: WAIT TILL MY SOL COMES OUT
    Airj0ckey: Actually,.....I would take up the $1000 bet
    Airj0ckey: my 9psi POs
    Airj0ckey: it's just a 1987 CRX
    Airj0ckey: and only 9 PSI
    Airj0ckey: no juice
    JDMH04: COOL
    Airj0ckey: no fancy tires
    JDMH04: STILL CANT BEAT MY HB
    Airj0ckey: and half interior
    Airj0ckey: it can
    JDMH04: BUT U CAN BEAT MY STOCK ASS DEL SOL
    Airj0ckey: I can beat any sol
    Airj0ckey: even B's
    Airj0ckey: hehe
    Airj0ckey: he wont have traction
    JDMH04: U HEARD HIM PISSEDOFFSOLWORK
    Airj0ckey: he's built up to much
    JDMH04: GET TRACTION BARS
    Airj0ckey: bars don't mean shit
    Airj0ckey: tires dude
    Airj0ckey: even if he's on slick
    Airj0ckey: he's going to be happy on the throttle
    Airj0ckey: and while he's spinning tires
    Airj0ckey: I'll be crossing the line
    Airj0ckey: in an ancient honda
    Airj0ckey: A: he doesn't have LSD
    Airj0ckey: B: he will be trigger happy
    Airj0ckey: C: his tires are only going to smoke
    JDMH04: RACE MY BOY ORLANDO
    Airj0ckey: D: he will not even get 500 miles out of his engine
    Airj0ckey: if he get's it running by march
    Airj0ckey: it wil be dead by june
    pissedoffsolwork: lol
    pissedoffsolwork: come on now
    Airj0ckey: you know I know my stuff
    Airj0ckey: looking at your setup
    Airj0ckey: it is true
    Airj0ckey: the bore is wronge
    pissedoffsolwork: theres no reason why it won't last
    RobertGore86 has entered the room.
    RobertGore86 has left the room.
    pissedoffsolwork: im sleeved
    Airj0ckey: the rings wont seat
    pissedoffsolwork: they already are
    RobertGore86 has entered the room.
    Airj0ckey: sleaved dont mean shit
    Airj0ckey: my budy just took his built B16 to the shop again
    Airj0ckey: built
    Airj0ckey: everything you can do to the eng
    Airj0ckey: his rings didnt last
    Airj0ckey: ECU prob
    pissedoffsolwork: what pistons?
    Airj0ckey: to rich
    Airj0ckey: during boost
    Airj0ckey: ARC
    Airj0ckey: he even had the couterbore
    pissedoffsolwork: arc? never heard of em
    Airj0ckey: with the engine with 500 miles no boost
    Airj0ckey: some pistons he had
    Airj0ckey: remember the red CRX
    Airj0ckey: his engine didn't last 1000 miles
    Airj0ckey: he soaked the cylineder
    Airj0ckey: s
    Airj0ckey: and then he put a stock B16 in it
    Airj0ckey: it lasted one week
    Airj0ckey: boost controller failure
    pissedoffsolwork: it sounds poorly setup
    pissedoffsolwork: i have 5k in electornics
    Airj0ckey: he's alreead up to $30K's on that car
    Airj0ckey: the car is set up by 3 professionals
    Airj0ckey: the tuner
    pissedoffsolwork: if they fail, im going to be pissed
    Airj0ckey: the engenner
    Airj0ckey: and me
    SlammedIllusions has entered the room.
    SlammedIllusions: what up nigga B?
    Airj0ckey: he wont listen to me when I say say to get away from hondata
    SlammedIllusions: B?
    SlammedIllusions: <shrugs>
    SlammedIllusions: <-- lagging
    SlammedIllusions: pos 1.8 gig celeron
    Airj0ckey: and he only runs at 18psi
    Airj0ckey: plus his limitaions were the injectores
    Airj0ckey: but he wont go on a stad alone system
    Airj0ckey: stanf
    Airj0ckey: stand
    pissedoffsolwork: hi
    pissedoffsolwork: fucking lag... i typed hi 10 min ago
    pissedoffsolwork: lol
    pissedoffsolwork: its aol... not you
    pissedoffsolwork has left the room.
    Airj0ckey: and he only has a 18B turbo
    Airj0ckey: 28 PSI on even Dart sleeves is not going to be a pretty site to drive home
    Airj0ckey: fuel management is not going to be there with hondata
    JDMH04: U STILL TALKING ABOUT MY CAR
    Airj0ckey: injector sixe is not available for honda's yet
    pissedoffsolwork has entered the room.
    pissedoffsolwork: aol sucks
    Airj0ckey: the turbo's going to be too big
    Airj0ckey: yup
    Airj0ckey: for some reason
    Airj0ckey: I don't believe it
    pissedoffsolwork: no such thing :)
    SlammedIllusions: i dont think its your car, i have friends running a lot more shit then you and run as quick as you claim.. also.. show us some pics without the sites name being blasted all over it.. if its yours, youd have the originals.
    Airj0ckey: even a tuned h22 will not net the power to hit the 10s
    pissedoffsolwork: how about a b16? http://www.honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=718338
    SlammedIllusions: umm, there is a gsr, stock cams, and stock crank, going 10.1 in the 1/4
    pissedoffsolwork: in a full-interior 99 si
    pissedoffsolwork: 11.2@132
    pissedoffsolwork: in a car that doest weight 2800 lbs... thats 10s
    Airj0ckey: only the framed cars..with fibergalssed bodies, and $80,000 invested in the engines will hit 9's
    pissedoffsolwork: ona b16
    JDMH04: I DONT HAVE A CAMERA HATER
    Airj0ckey: get one
    Airj0ckey: I have the next drifting monster in my garage
    Airj0ckey: and with out pics or someone to back you up
    Airj0ckey: it's just another corolla
    Airj0ckey: and E can back me up, B still hasn't seen it
    Airj0ckey: but he will
    Airj0ckey: when it passes him in the March drift riot
    pissedoffsolwork: haha
    Airj0ckey: but B drove my auto cross monster
    Airj0ckey: but he was afraid to hit half boost
    pissedoffsolwork: i was thinking about dropping the 240 off...
    pissedoffsolwork: to get some secret stuff done to it :)
    Airj0ckey: I build shit
    Airj0ckey: and I build it right
    Airj0ckey: can do
    Airj0ckey: lay down some money and pick out the suspension you want
    Airj0ckey: the wife will get it for your
    Airj0ckey: car
    Airj0ckey: A: I dont talk shit
    Airj0ckey: B: I get shit done
    Airj0ckey: C; anyone can post a pick from the internat
    SlammedIllusions: w3rd
    Airj0ckey: and claim that pic is theirs
    SlammedIllusions: exactly.
    Airj0ckey: D: I have verafiable pics, and cars and people that know thoses cars are mine
    Airj0ckey: E: I even let them drive them just for fun
    Airj0ckey: You my boy...have been owned many times this night
    pissedoffsolwork: <- drove the crx
    Airj0ckey: at half boost
    Airj0ckey: hehe
    SlammedIllusions: pisser bitches
    Airj0ckey: and my engine is being rebuilt to acceot the proper boost levels
    Airj0ckey: and the autocross guys are going to freak
    Airj0ckey: I will be getting FTD all year this year
    Airj0ckey: fawk that corvette
    Airj0ckey: he's mine
    SlammedIllusions: bk
    JDMH04: M SELLING MY CAMARO
    Airj0ckey: and you better buy a 87 crx
    SlammedIllusions: how'd you buy a car at midnight tonight?
    pissedoffsolwork: haha- you just need to leanr to drive this year :)
    Airj0ckey: I can drive
    Airj0ckey: I'm limited to the speed of the car
    pissedoffsolwork: and your exuse for the go karts? :)
    Airj0ckey: 2 times this ear
    SlammedIllusions: hey, ya'll like this pic of my gf? http://windward.nodalpoint.net/doc/bonnasses/425.jpe :rollseyes:
    Airj0ckey: I let pro's drive my car
    JDMH04: OK
    Airj0ckey: and we got the same times
    SlammedIllusions: </mocking jdmh04's lieing>
    Airj0ckey: I a lard but
    pissedoffsolwork: :p
    Airj0ckey: and it was my first time
    pissedoffsolwork: im just being an ass
    SlammedIllusions: you're always an ass
    Airj0ckey: that's what I expect
    Airj0ckey: I just know I'm good
    SlammedIllusions: i cant drive.. i dont know how to drive a manual either
    RobertGore86: http://windward.nodalpoint.net/doc/bonnasses/219.jpe
    Airj0ckey: I don't need to show a car's pic and say it's mine, and brag on the time's I pull
    Airj0ckey: she's doable
    Airj0ckey: sad though
    SlammedIllusions: nah robert.. not my type.. that one i sent was more my type,, that one and the one about 4 or so rows up, in a blue and white shirt..
    Airj0ckey: B spent $25,000+ on a car that I could build an beat it's ass for only $3000
    RobertGore86: hrmm
    Airj0ckey: and A: I don't talk shit
    Airj0ckey: hehe
    SlammedIllusions: lol
    pissedoffsolwork: lunch.. im starcing
    RobertGore86: http://windward.nodalpoint.net/doc/bonnasses/408.jpe ?
    Airj0ckey: doable
    SlammedIllusions: still loading... cable net + shitty comp
    RobertGore86: ill give yall the down lo
    RobertGore86: http://windward.nodalpoint.net/doc/bonnasses/408.jpe
    RobertGore86: http://windward.nodalpoint.net/doc/bonnasses/289.jpe
    SlammedIllusions: fuck
    SlammedIllusions: its locking up
    SlammedIllusions: oi hate this pos i want MY omp
    RobertGore86: hah too many bitches on screen
    RobertGore86: new window
    SlammedIllusions: no, it wont load that page
    RobertGore86: dont have to load every time
    SlammedIllusions: its stuck on civicland.com
    Airj0ckey: this is for JDMH04....
    Airj0ckey: http://www.redpepperracing.com/gallery/alb...rjockie/ahq.jpg
    Airj0ckey: that my CRX suring a drfiting comp
    Airj0ckey: during
    RobertGore86: ooh
    Airj0ckey: and I don't use side brake
    TheSutrix has entered the room.
    TheSutrix: hey
    TheSutrix: who should I be ignoring tonight
    SlammedIllusions has left the room.
    Airj0ckey: nobody
    Airj0ckey: yet
    Airj0ckey: and if anyone do'es not belive my tuning pratice's..then ask The sutrix
    JDMH04: 87 CRXS SUCK
    TheSutrix: oh now that cock gobbler is going down
    JDMH04: WHO
    TheSutrix: YOU
    TheSutrix: pistol prick
    Airj0ckey: you
    JDMH04: FUCK U
    JDMH04: WHO R U ANYWAYS
    TheSutrix: fuck you fuckin me you homo
    Airj0ckey: we have CRX's
    Airj0ckey: he;s got a bet that he can beat B july 4 for $100
    Airj0ckey: 1000
    JDMH04: I LIKE CRX's I JUST DONT LIKE THE 87
    Airj0ckey: you don't know what your missing
    JDMH04: WHO
    TheSutrix: hang on
    Airj0ckey: the ulimate of the honda family
    TheSutrix: beating B's sol ?
    Airj0ckey: yup
    Airj0ckey: with an EK
    TheSutrix: B can write his signature on your back with that Sol
    SlammedIllusions has entered the room.
    SlammedIllusions: thanks whoever the fuck that was.... sorry fucking comp
    SlammedIllusions: robert, this is who i was talkn about http://windward.nodalpoint.net/doc/bonnasses/340.jpe
    JDMH04: I M GOIN 2 STAR MY SOL THIS WEEKEND
    Airj0ckey: http://www.redpepperracing.com/gallery/alb...albuo93/aad.jpg
    TheSutrix: cute chix
    RobertGore86: :p
    Airj0ckey: can your EK beat this Z
    JDMH04: ME AND PISSEDOFFSOLWORK WE SORTA TIGHT BUT WE STILL GOIN 2 RUN A E TOWN
    TheSutrix: you're still a tool though
    RobertGore86: you guys are tight now?
    JDMH04: NO
    Airj0ckey: POS@W told me you were a cumquat
    JDMH04: WE TALK
    Airj0ckey: or a tool
    Airj0ckey: one or the other
    TheSutrix: lol
    Airj0ckey: your stories don't match up
    TheSutrix: I haven't heard someone call another man a "cumquat" in forever
    Airj0ckey: I'm drunk
    JDMH04: AIR HONKEY AND THE DICKTRIX STOP COCK RIDING
    Airj0ckey: I only have one cigg and one beer lefrt
    TheSutrix: You're a pud
    Airj0ckey: we're only following your lead on the lead off stories
    Airj0ckey: step up and show some proff
    Airj0ckey: proof
    Airj0ckey: a time slip
    Airj0ckey: that you can varafi
    RobertGore86: verify
    RobertGore86: :)
    Airj0ckey: a dyno that matches your car
    Airj0ckey: shadup
    Airj0ckey: blehhh
    Airj0ckey: hehe
    Airj0ckey: I'm diexlecik too
    TheSutrix: Where are you, anyway, JDM
    Airj0ckey: and drunk
    SlammedIllusions: he' sin NJ
    JDMH04: COME 2 E TOWN JULY FORTH
    TheSutrix: Oh goody
    Phishman 001 has entered the room.
    TheSutrix: maybe I'll run into him at some point
    Airj0ckey: some kid in NJ with a honda EK that hit's 9's
    TheSutrix: hey puh-ish
    Phishman 001: holy shit there's people in here
    Airj0ckey: yup
    TheSutrix: slammed: Thanks for the spank material. These chix are teh h0t
    Phishman 001: i guess were either really fucking bored or drunk as a skunk, or working like B.
    TheSutrix: where do I find women like this
    SlammedIllusions: lol
    SlammedIllusions: i'm still trying to find that first link i sent before you ot here, her in person
    SlammedIllusions: then its on like donkey kong
    TheSutrix: lol
    TheSutrix: It's just a bunch of internet chix, but damned
    SlammedIllusions: yeah.
    TheSutrix: These women simply don't exist
    Airj0ckey: were gathered here today to slam a poser
    SlammedIllusions: wish i could personally find THIS bitch http://windward.nodalpoint.net/doc/bonnasses/425.jpe
    Airj0ckey: give up
    Airj0ckey: she will not like you
    SlammedIllusions: yeah, i was here last night, telling him how i'm gonna whip his as, but he had many many reason on how he was gonna beat everyone
    TheSutrix: she looks like my step sister... stay away from that. meneaters
    SlammedIllusions: never said she would, but who the fuck says she wouldnt? you dont even know me.
    Airj0ckey: ahh so I'm not the first to hear this BS
    SlammedIllusions: no, this bullshit started last night, if you're talkn about jdmh04
    RobertGore86: http://windward.nodalpoint.net/doc/bonnasses/289.jpe !
    Airj0ckey: yup
    Airj0ckey: he's the one
    SlammedIllusions: okay, this shit started last night
    SlammedIllusions: he came in here telling bh ow he was gonna beat his sol and shit
    RobertGore86: it was 11 seconds yesterday
    SlammedIllusions: with this imaginary hatch
    Airj0ckey: he's prolly some kid who got a 2F&2F toy for X-mas
    JDMH04: LOL
    TheSutrix: I like this girl
    TheSutrix: http://windward.nodalpoint.net/doc/bonnasses/285.jpe
    TheSutrix: she still sleeps in a crib
    JDMH04: LIKE UR MOMS
    SlammedIllusions: then i jumped his ass, letting him know i'll be in e-town with a friends hatch that ran 12.2 on a stock h22, gutted hatch, slicks and 9 lbs of boost.. so now its car runs 10's and 9's
    Airj0ckey: ahh
    RobertGore86: cobra
    RobertGore86: video
    SlammedIllusions: fuck it, i'll bring a guy back home, his gsr hatch, stock cams and crank, run's 10.1's
    Airj0ckey: so I don't have to waste my time with this twep
    SlammedIllusions: nope, i've got many of things coming with me in the first place, this shit just happened to be started around the time we'll be there
    Airj0ckey: this is going to make a huge file on B"s server
    JDMH04: ILL BRING MY HACTH AND ILL LET MY BOY RUN IT IF I DONT HAVE THE SOL DONE
    Airj0ckey: copy paste post
    Airj0ckey: now it's a different car ehh
    TheSutrix: you, my friend, are a puckering asshole.
    SlammedIllusions: let your boy run it.. here is the catch... you have to DRIVE the car to the track, and be street legal, justl ike ours will be
    JDMH04: OK
    JDMH04: I JUST BOUHGHT A SOL ABOUT 2 HRS AGO
    SlammedIllusions: i dont see your hatch going faster then 10.1
    SlammedIllusions: who the fuck sells a car at midnight?
    Airj0ckey: so what happened to the mighty EK9?
    JDMH04: LOL
    JDMH04: THINK WAT U THINK
    JDMH04: I HAVE IT
    Airj0ckey: I thank your just a poser
    SlammedIllusions: how is hatch going to go faster then 10.1, last night, you told me in AIM that it runs high 11's, low 12's
    TheSutrix: www.tubgirl.com that's what I think
    JDMH04: THINK WAT U THINK
    RobertGore86: fdaslk
    Airj0ckey: poser
    Airj0ckey: poser
    Airj0ckey: poser
    Airj0ckey: poser
    JDMH04: LOW 11 HIGH 12S ON 9PSI
    JDMH04: 9.99999 ON 28 WITH JUICE WEN I BLEW MY MOTOR
    Airj0ckey: soon a name that will join my ignore list
    SlammedIllusions: right, and i have a 24" dick
    Phishman 001: I love people who are all tlak
    Airj0ckey: come straight with us
    Airj0ckey: and reclaim your name
    JDMH04: WAT
    Airj0ckey: tell us you've been posseing
    JDMH04: AIR HONKEY COME 2 THE TRACK AND SEE THEN
    Airj0ckey: you don't have a car
    Airj0ckey: your just a twip that want's attention
    JDMH04: IVE BEEN POSEING
    JDMH04: FOR UR WIFE
    Airj0ckey: my wife hates american
    Airj0ckey: s
    Phishman 001: except for you I assume
    JDMH04: IM NOT AMERICAN
    Airj0ckey: so that put's you out of the picture automatically
    SlammedIllusions: i'm white, dont like it, get the fuck out (jk air)
    Airj0ckey: then you are?
    Airj0ckey: taking a while for a reply ehh
    RobertGore86: ragin azn
    SlammedIllusions: lol
    Airj0ckey: can't remember your race?
    Airj0ckey: or can't type ass fast
    JDMH04: WHO
    Airj0ckey: you
    JDMH04: IM PUERTO RICAN
    Airj0ckey: then
    RobertGore86: o_O
    SlammedIllusions: i perosnally am a mutt.. i'm irish, polish, english, and god knows what else.. ellis island = my ancestors.. y0
    RobertGore86: barricuas
    Airj0ckey: my wife would deffanately hate
    Airj0ckey: you
    JDMH04: THEN WHT U A HATER
    Airj0ckey: lying PR's are on the bottom of her list
    TheSutrix: Wow
    JDMH04: JUST FOR THT U AINT EVEN GOIN 2 SEE TH EK AT THE TRACK
    TheSutrix: this has degenerated
    Airj0ckey: she likes the honest type
    SlammedIllusions: i dont hate any race, just the ppl who flee from rico and mexico and live off of us, dont work, are able to drive and work without being citizens, they jumped the river or touched shore in florida, so they're automatically citizens,
    Airj0ckey: and she deserves the honest type
    SlammedIllusions: fuck that shit
    JDMH04: WELL I GUESS AIR HONKEYS LIKE U WITH SMALL DICKS IS AT THE TOP OF HER LIST
    Airj0ckey: yup
    TheSutrix: Now I'm no racists...
    pissedoffsolwork: youre not black- you can't talk about small dicks
    Airj0ckey: she's got a small clam
    TheSutrix: no... I am.. But I digress
    pissedoffsolwork: lol
    Airj0ckey: and she's happy with my honest dick
    Airj0ckey: be it small, be it large
    Airj0ckey: I don't brag
    pissedoffsolwork: i dont hate any race... i just hate 99% of certain races' choice of lifestyle
    Airj0ckey: :word:
    JDMH04: OK
    Airj0ckey: bragging about a car that you can't prove is like me saying I'm hung like a porn star
    RobertGore86: eww
    JDMH04: I DONT HAVE A EK SO WAT
    TheSutrix: I'm out
    TheSutrix has left the room.
    RobertGore86: lol
    JDMH04: BUT I DO HAVE A SOL
    RobertGore86: that u just bought?
    JDMH04: NOW SAY SOMETHING
    Airj0ckey: so this event on july 4th...can I bring my Shyline?
    Phishman 001: I'm not prejudice I hae everyone
    JDMH04: THTS MY BOY EK HELL RUN YA
    SlammedIllusions: now its your boys ek
    Airj0ckey: yup
    JDMH04: YEA
    Airj0ckey: we owned this kid from the first time he joined tonight
    Airj0ckey: come straight with us
    Airj0ckey: and save your name
    JDMH04: IT WAS A LIL DISTRACTION FOR U PUSSY TO FIND OUT THT A 17 OLD KID HAS A FAST SOL
    Airj0ckey: just tell us your bluffing on everything
    RobertGore86: that you just bought?
    Phishman 001 has left the room.
    JDMH04: NO
    Airj0ckey: and we can all start over and be freindly
    Airj0ckey: :)
    RobertGore86: JDMH04: I JUST BOUHGHT A SOL ABOUT 2 HRS AGO
    JDMH04: IM 17 I LIVE IN NEW JERSEY AND I JUST BOUGHT MY FIRST CAR WHICH IS A SOL AND I HAVE MY MOTOR ALREADY
    Airj0ckey: on Ebay?
    JDMH04: NO
    Airj0ckey: the truth is what we respect
    Airj0ckey: and now welcome to the club
    Airj0ckey: don't brag what you don't have
    pissedoffsolwork: hhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahaha
    pissedoffsolwork: wtf n00b
    Airj0ckey: and learn before your blag
    JDMH04: A OLD MAN WHO HAD A SI DEL SOL SOLD IT 2 ME FOR 1G
    Airj0ckey: that's a start
    JDMH04: IM STILL RUNNING U DOG \
    Airj0ckey: good luck with it
    pissedoffsolwork: well, i still expec to go up against YOU in a red ek, slammed on some rotas and a gay CF hood for that $1000
    JDMH04: THANKS
    Airj0ckey: and now we can teach you what things to do to it
    JDMH04: OK
    JDMH04: ILL B THERE
    JDMH04: I KNOW WAT IM DOING
    JDMH04: DONT NEED YA HELP
    Airj0ckey: just stay away from Carbon Fiber Windshield wipers and you'll be cool
    RobertGore86: is it ok to turn off the <caps lock> now
    JDMH04: I HATE LIPS,KITS.STICKERS AND NEON LIGHTS
    JDMH04: NO
    Airj0ckey: your going to get burned more if you don't
    Airj0ckey: hehe
    Airj0ckey: live and learn
    Airj0ckey: go with the flow
    JDMH04: Y
    Airj0ckey: I'm Clayton
    Airj0ckey: well
    Airj0ckey: we will accept you more if you do
    Airj0ckey: understand
    Airj0ckey: besides
    pissedoffsolwork: http://msnbc.msn.com/Default.aspx?id=3839574&p1=0 doh! no more ephedra
    Airj0ckey: CAP"S MAKE IT LIKE YOUR YELLING
    JDMH04: ok
    Airj0ckey: thank you
    Airj0ckey: now we can talk
    Airj0ckey: NJ ehh
    JDMH04: yea the bricks
    Airj0ckey: I've been down there a few times
    RobertGore86: where are you other guys @
    Airj0ckey: I did the drags, the autocrosses..but lately I'm into drifting
    Airj0ckey: CT here yooo
    JDMH04: i like driffting also its kool
    RobertGore86: hrmm east coast
    Airj0ckey: 2 hours away from NJ
    RobertGore86: TX
    JDMH04: ok
    Airj0ckey: see...isn't this pleasent
    JDMH04: lol
    Airj0ckey: we can actually talk now
    JDMH04: lol
    Airj0ckey: I hope you learned something from this
    Airj0ckey: don't piss me off
    Airj0ckey: I live close to ya
    JDMH04: from wht
    Airj0ckey: and I know your IP
    pissedoffsolwork: clayton = scary fuck
    Airj0ckey: hehe
    pissedoffsolwork: lol
    JDMH04: i waz in tht car in the pic
    Airj0ckey: hey
    JDMH04: i do race
    Airj0ckey: I'm only fat
    Airj0ckey: that's cool
    Airj0ckey: how old are ya
    JDMH04: me
    Airj0ckey: yup
    iRomeo256 has entered the room.
    iRomeo256: yo
    Airj0ckey: yo chris
    JDMH04: im 17
    Airj0ckey: ok
    Airj0ckey: I'm 31
    iRomeo256: wow a youngin
    Airj0ckey: the old fart
    JDMH04: lol
    Airj0ckey: and I fart alot
    JDMH04: lol
    iRomeo256: yea
    Airj0ckey: thanks to my favorite corbonated drink....beer
    iRomeo256: ahh
    JDMH04: wat kind of beer
    pissedoffsolwork: and still hasn't learned that alot is really 2 words, a lot :)
    iRomeo256: lol
    Airj0ckey: right now I'm doing a Bavaria
    Airj0ckey: but I had coronas all night
    JDMH04: pissedoffsolwork race this guy named orlando in his bubble he runs 10s
    Airj0ckey: Fawk off B
    Airj0ckey: hehe
    iRomeo256: hey shutup about the bubble
    pissedoffsolwork: i don't blow bubbles
    iRomeo256: i had one :)
    Airj0ckey: your bubble only rolled
    iRomeo256: lol
    JDMH04: who
    JDMH04: race him then
    Airj0ckey: MUTHER FAWK ME< OHHH GAWD OHHH CRIST ALLMIGHTY
    Airj0ckey: I'm out of Cigg;s
    Airj0ckey: Buurrrrrrrp
    iRomeo256: ill race him
    JDMH04: go ahead
    iRomeo256: in mah NA hyundai s'coupe
    JDMH04: lol'
    iRomeo256: :-D
    JDMH04: hes on urban racer u can see his car and my boys ek
    Airj0ckey: you seriously got a hyundai
    iRomeo256: yea i did
    JDMH04: fake ass honda
    iRomeo256: its a fixer upper
    Airj0ckey: and after we made fun og you for the mirage....
    iRomeo256: it comes in a turbo trim
    iRomeo256: oh well, it still has power everything
    iRomeo256: and sunroof
    pissedoffsolwork: im on suburbanracer.com you can see mw and all my white firends there in other peoples cars that we dont own
    Airj0ckey: you don't learn to well do ya
    iRomeo256: no rust
    iRomeo256: it will make me money so i dont care
    Airj0ckey: ok B...that was uncalled for
    pissedoffsolwork: lol
    pissedoffsolwork: my b
    iRomeo256: lol
    Airj0ckey: we got the kifd to come streight now
    JDMH04: lol
    pissedoffsolwork: it was funny though
    pissedoffsolwork: lol
    Airj0ckey: drop it
    iRomeo256: hm
    Airj0ckey: he could be a cool kid now
    iRomeo256: i need 2 bottles of NOS
    iRomeo256: i for each car
    Airj0ckey: we just got to teach him some stuff
    iRomeo256: er 1
    pissedoffsolwork: JDMH04: come 2 e town on the 4th JDMH04: i got something for upissedoffsolwork: ok johnny tran
    Airj0ckey: it's over
    iRomeo256: 4th of what?
    JDMH04: na
    Airj0ckey: he came clean
    Airj0ckey: let him earn his repect now
    pissedoffsolwork: hes still talking shit
    iRomeo256: are you noobie bashing again?
    JDMH04: THT BITCH IS GOING 2 GET IT EK OR SOL UR MINE
    pissedoffsolwork: JDMH04: u think ur funny u fucking dick
    iRomeo256: damnit
    pissedoffsolwork: fuck this fucker
    JDMH04: u talking shit
    pissedoffsolwork: im talking shit?
    pissedoffsolwork: no
    pissedoffsolwork: you are a shit
    Airj0ckey: drop it guys
    iRomeo256: dude, that b20 sol will stomp most v8s when its done
    pissedoffsolwork: who hapens to talk
    Airj0ckey: fun ids over
    JDMH04: pissedoffsolwork: im on suburbanracer.com you can see mw and all my white firends there in other peoples cars that we dont own
    iRomeo256: fuck suv's
    iRomeo256: damnit
    pissedoffsolwork: JDMH04: hes on urban racer u can see his car and my boys ek
    JDMH04: who said tht
    pissedoffsolwork: whats the difference?
    iRomeo256: fuck racing
    pissedoffsolwork: fuck aol
    pissedoffsolwork has left the room.
    Airj0ckey: he will learn
    iRomeo256: haha
    JDMH04: LEARN WHT
    iRomeo256: fuck cars
    Airj0ckey: If I have to go down there and manslap him....he will learn
    iRomeo256: geez
    Airj0ckey: repect
    JDMH04: WHO
    Airj0ckey: honor
    iRomeo256: you
    Airj0ckey: you
    JDMH04: WAT
    Airj0ckey: don't talk shit...and more people will like you
    JDMH04: THT MO FAWKER TALKING SHIT STILL
    iRomeo256: dude hes the owner of the site
    JDMH04: FUCK HIM
    iRomeo256: hes most likely going to have the fastest street honda if he gets off his ass and finishes it
    JDMH04: AND THIS GOD DAM SITE
    JDMH04: MAYBE
    iRomeo256: get out of my chatroom
    JDMH04: WHO
    Airj0ckey: we got you to come clean...keep it that way
    Airj0ckey: it's over
    iRomeo256: arguing over the net is like winning the retarded olympics
    JDMH04: lol
    Airj0ckey: ever heard of manners
    Airj0ckey: yup
    JDMH04: my bad u guys for disrspecting ya
    Airj0ckey: thank you
    BlackStar28001 has entered the room.
    BlackStar28001 has left the room.
    JDMH04: ight
    Airj0ckey: just for saying that
    Airj0ckey: you earned a fer points
    Airj0ckey: few
    iRomeo256: hmm
    Airj0ckey: take it from an old engine mech
    Airj0ckey: even honda engine's, and physiks don't mix
    iRomeo256: huh?
    Airj0ckey: some incredible numbers have been popping out lately
    Airj0ckey: but also a lot of blown moter
    Airj0ckey: s
    iRomeo256: hmm
    Airj0ckey: one cracked b-16 block + a death to a future car
    iRomeo256: huh?
    Airj0ckey: +==
    Airj0ckey: neverminf
    Airj0ckey: the old one is drunk
    Airj0ckey: and no cigs
    Airj0ckey: you have no idea about the stress I am going thru
    Airj0ckey: and I haven't jacked off tonight
    Airj0ckey: so that's a ton of stress alone
    iRomeo256: what stress?
    Airj0ckey: blue balls
    JDMH04: lol
    iRomeo256: geebus
    Airj0ckey: you young-uns don't have em yet
    iRomeo256: lol
    iRomeo256: im def not gettin married
    RobertGore86: what be a blue ball
    Airj0ckey: yur not fully developed
    JDMH04: i got 1 last week
    SlammedIllusions has left the room.
    Airj0ckey: a aly or a blue ball
    iRomeo256: sexual tension
    Airj0ckey: lay
    iRomeo256: so bad it hurts
    Airj0ckey: it's painful man
    RobertGore86: hrmm
    Airj0ckey: you have nooooooooooo idea
    Airj0ckey: and try to go with no sex for monthes on end
    iRomeo256: hehe
    iRomeo256: army
    Airj0ckey: I wish I was back in Japan
    iRomeo256: clayton go to bed lol
    Airj0ckey: bed won't cure the BB
    iRomeo256: ah
    RobertGore86: right hand will
    iRomeo256: so hey i bought a dsl router finally
    RobertGore86: what kind
    iRomeo256: so much faster than peer to peer
    iRomeo256: linksys 100base-t
    Airj0ckey: a good anking off to Japanese chicks in tight glossy cloth's will
    JDMH04: he
    iRomeo256: 4 port
    RobertGore86: how much did it cost ya
    JDMH04: are skunk 2 racing turbo cams good
    iRomeo256: 49 bucks
    iRomeo256: we dont know
    Airj0ckey: noy really
    JDMH04: y
    Airj0ckey: what engine you want to run
    iRomeo256: my server is a dual proc box, and ive got my dads pc connected and my ps2
    Airj0ckey: b16, b18
    iRomeo256: turbo cams and vtec dont mix
    RobertGore86: ps2 o_O
    JDMH04: turbo b16 84mm bore
    JDMH04: b18
    JDMH04: my bad
    RobertGore86: hrmm sounds familiar
    iRomeo256: yea tony hawk 4 and swat
    Airj0ckey: b16, stock cam(at first), bore 85.5, a good FMU, and 750 injectores
    iRomeo256: my throttle body is almost the size of your bore haha
    Airj0ckey: b18...hrmmm
    Airj0ckey: stay awya from vtec with boost
    JDMH04: y
    iRomeo256: high compression
    Airj0ckey: it only messed up shit, an d blows engines
    iRomeo256: but the crossover sucks
    Airj0ckey: for the b18
    iRomeo256: with turbo
    JDMH04: so u get low compression pistons
    Airj0ckey: I would go with a decent weber cam
    iRomeo256: its possible, but you wouldnt turbo an itr motor would ya?
    Airj0ckey: non-vetc
    JDMH04: no
    Airj0ckey: and go with b18c1 pistons
    Airj0ckey: a small turbo
    Airj0ckey: b14-b16
    Airj0ckey: large injectors
    JDMH04: b18ci pistons in a b18
    iRomeo256: if you want the easy way out, get a DSM
    iRomeo256: but i hate those
    Airj0ckey: no haxing now chris
    JDMH04: dsm
    Airj0ckey: the pistons fit
    iRomeo256: haxing?
    Airj0ckey: raise compression
    Airj0ckey: a higher comp engine needs less boost
    Airj0ckey: and runs better
    Airj0ckey: and you can drive it home
    rossXcore has left the room.
    RobertGore86: gn all
    Airj0ckey: yo
    RobertGore86 has left the room.
    Airj0ckey: g'night
    iRomeo256: almost my turn
    iRomeo256: so... i bought this 1ghz pc for $100, came complete
    iRomeo256: sold it for $200
    iRomeo256: im getting this 1.6ghz amd pc for like 150
    iRomeo256: ill sell that for like 400 lol
    Airj0ckey: yeah
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    iRomeo256: ...
    Airj0ckey: yo
    E SolSi has entered the room.
    SlammedIllusions: yo
    E SolSi: whudup
    SlammedIllusions: hey e, wanna link me to that
     
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    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    So... not to take this post into a different direction but you don't have LSD pissedoffsol??? You are gonna have horrible 60's when its all done. Check my signature.... Talbert makes 525 whp on 25 psi with a Dart engine block... he doesn't have LSD and ran an 11.4 @ approximately 136. It's a 1993 CX that only has the rear seats out. He'll have a 10 second car once he purchases the Quaife. Good luck though. I skipped alot of the convo but smoke that fool if you race him.
     
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