what are you gonna do with your tax refund?

[D16Civic]

Welp, I spent $53 of my refund on a morning after pill, and the rest went towards credit card debt. Awesome...

at least you didn't puke before you sealed the deal.

 

[reckedracing]

don't soak it so long next time, and HIGH FIVE for getting laid!!!

 

[BrutalB83]

oops.

Yeah, but $53 is a tiny price to pay compared to the "3 months after pill" or the "rest of your life" option, lol.

 

[BrutalB83]

at least you didn't puke before you sealed the deal.

 

[BrutalB83]

don't soak it so long next time, and HIGH FIVE for getting laid!!!

Haha!

 

[TurboMirage]

now that you have lost your V card, what is next?

 

[BrutalB83]

I dunno...maybe send an invoice to Trojan for my expenses related to their broken jimmy, lol?

 

[Briansol]

I keep seeing these stories about broken ones.... I've NEVER broken one in my entire life. If she's drying up to the breaking point, you're doing something wrong....

 

[D16Civic]

Lol so you're 1 for 1 huh B?

But seriously, from tax returns to broken condoms. This is why I keep coming back to this site.

Hondaswap. Like a box of chocolates.

 

[SlushboxTeggy]

I've broken them before. But I stop and/or replace it. Or the past few years I've gotten fancy and just pull out. Haven't used a condom in about a year. I'm an idiot. Pretty sure I'm sterile.

 

[B16]

I've broken some before. I think each time they had spent way too much time in my wallet.. lol

 

[BrutalB83]

Yeah, it's weird actually. I had been using some cheaper "Lifestyles" brand and those were fine. Stepped it up to a more expensive Trojan and the very first one breaks...dafuq?

 

[TurboMirage]

stop leaving them in your wallet lol

 

[Dual-500]

stop leaving them in your wallet lol

He's going for that light colored circle look on the back pocket....

 

[chadcharb]

I've broken them before. But I stop and/or replace it. Or the past few years I've gotten fancy and just pull out. Haven't used a condom in about a year. I'm an idiot. Pretty sure I'm sterile.

i thought the same thing...

 

[invisibledemon]

"i pull out" is the sexual equivalent to "hold my beer, watch this"

that being said, i pull out. but, im married, and am pretty neutral on having a second, so i wouldnt be upset if it happened. just letting nature take its course on deciding.

 

[Briansol]

pullin out.... stopped aids never

 

[BrutalB83]

pullin out.... stopped aids never

"So what did you get with your tax refund money?"

"AIDS. I got AIDS."

 

[Jeef]

My buddy's fuck trophy is a result of pulling out when him and his wife were drunk after a wedding. But for them ten years of pulling out finally failed.

I think I had one or two break.

 

[SlushboxTeggy]

"i pull out" is the sexual equivalent to "hold my beer, watch this"

that being said, i pull out. but, im married, and am pretty neutral on having a second, so i wouldnt be upset if it happened. just letting nature take its course on deciding.

I'm very aware of the level of stupidity, considering I want kids never.

Maybe I'll use my tax return to get the snip.