What cars names mean

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IDMaxGuy

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AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

BMW
Bought My Wife

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT
Fix It All the Time

FORD
Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Gotta Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless


Here is one im adding

JEEP

Just Everyone Elses Parts
 
GEO- General Engineering Overlooked

PONTIAC- we all know this one.

FORD- Fuckin' Only Runs Downhill. Fly Over Rathie's and Drop (Rathie's is a junk yard in VT), Found On Rutland Dump (Rutland is a town in VT).

MOPAR- Moments Of Power Are Rare

DODGE- motherfuckingpisscuntwhorepieceofshitgoddamncocksuckingmotherfuckerwont run

FIAT- Fix It Again, Tony

SAAB- Something's Almost Always Broke.
 
oh forgot the ones i made up

DSM- Dont Spend Money Damn Stupid Motor
Does Stall & Malfunction Doggy Style Mobile
 
SAAB some asshole actually bought

FORD fucked over rebuilt dodge

PONTIAC poor old ni**er thinks its a cadilac

BMW black man's wish

This list is a very weak one, there are thousands of these things.
:fucktard: :fosho:
 
ACURA:
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

AMC:
All Makes Combined
Another Major Catastrophe

BMW:
Brings Me Women
Break My Window

BUICK:
Bought Understanding It Can't Kickbutt

CADILLAC:
Car And Driver Indicates Lady Luck Abandoned Consumer

CHEVROLET:
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

CHRYSLER:
Collection of Half Realized Yet Somehow Likeable Engineering Research

DODGE:
Dear Old Dad's Garage Experiment

FIAT:
Fucked In the Ass Twice
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

FORD:
Fireball On Rear Denting <-- Pinto anyone? ;)
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed

GM:
Grossly Misconceived

GMC:
Generally Mediocre Cars

HONDA:
Hallmark of Non-Descript Automobiles
Hand Over Dollars to Asians
How Odd-No Damn Acceleration

JAGUAR:
Jags Always Guarantee Unlimited Astronomical Repairs

MERCEDES:
Money Envy Reliably Causes every Derogatory Expletive to Surface

MG:
Might Go

MITSUBISHI:
May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside

MOPAR:
Mostly Obsolete Parts Assembled Randomly

OLDSMOBILE:
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday

PORSCHE:
Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense

SATURN:
Sorry About That Unexpected Recall Notice
 
BMW
Bought my Wife
Big Money Waste

CHRYSLER
Company Highly Recommends You Start Learning Engine Repair

OLDSMOBILE
Old Lady Driving Slow Making Others Behind Inconceivably Late Everywhere
 
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