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What cars names mean

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by IDMaxGuy, Sep 29, 2004.

  1. IDMaxGuy

    IDMaxGuy Senior Member

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    Found it on another board

    AUDI
    Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

    BMW
    Bought My Wife

    BUICK
    Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

    CHEVROLET
    Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

    DODGE
    Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

    FIAT
    Fix It All the Time

    FORD
    Fast Only Rolling Downhill

    GM
    General Maintenance

    GMC
    Gotta Mechanic Coming?

    HONDA
    Had One Never Did Again

    HYUNDAI
    Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

    MAZDA
    Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

    OLDSMOBILE
    Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

    SAAB
    Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

    TOYOTA
    Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

    VOLVO
    Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

    VW
    Virtually Worthless


    Here is one im adding

    JEEP

    Just Everyone Elses Parts
     
  2. YouKnowWhoIBee

    YouKnowWhoIBee my avatar is better.

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    Or HONDA - Hold On Not Done Accelerating
     
  3. Loco Honkey

    Loco Honkey Banned

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    GEO- General Engineering Overlooked

    PONTIAC- we all know this one.

    FORD- Fuckin' Only Runs Downhill. Fly Over Rathie's and Drop (Rathie's is a junk yard in VT), Found On Rutland Dump (Rutland is a town in VT).

    MOPAR- Moments Of Power Are Rare

    DODGE- motherfuckingpisscuntwhorepieceofshitgoddamncocksuckingmotherfuckerwont run

    FIAT- Fix It Again, Tony

    SAAB- Something's Almost Always Broke.
     
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    ilikepie Senior Member

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    FORD - Found On Road Dead
     
  5. IDMaxGuy

    IDMaxGuy Senior Member

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    oh forgot the ones i made up

    DSM- Dont Spend Money Damn Stupid Motor
    Does Stall & Malfunction Doggy Style Mobile
     
  6. Jeef

    Jeef NO MA'AM Moderator VIP

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    SAAB some asshole actually bought

    FORD fucked over rebuilt dodge

    PONTIAC poor old ni**er thinks its a cadilac

    BMW black man's wish

    This list is a very weak one, there are thousands of these things.
    :fucktard: :fosho:
     
  7. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    Battle Pope New Member

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    ACURA:
    Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

    AMC:
    All Makes Combined
    Another Major Catastrophe

    BMW:
    Brings Me Women
    Break My Window

    BUICK:
    Bought Understanding It Can't Kickbutt

    CADILLAC:
    Car And Driver Indicates Lady Luck Abandoned Consumer

    CHEVROLET:
    Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

    CHRYSLER:
    Collection of Half Realized Yet Somehow Likeable Engineering Research

    DODGE:
    Dear Old Dad's Garage Experiment

    FIAT:
    Fucked In the Ass Twice
    Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

    FORD:
    Fireball On Rear Denting <-- Pinto anyone? ;)
    Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed

    GM:
    Grossly Misconceived

    GMC:
    Generally Mediocre Cars

    HONDA:
    Hallmark of Non-Descript Automobiles
    Hand Over Dollars to Asians
    How Odd-No Damn Acceleration

    JAGUAR:
    Jags Always Guarantee Unlimited Astronomical Repairs

    MERCEDES:
    Money Envy Reliably Causes every Derogatory Expletive to Surface

    MG:
    Might Go

    MITSUBISHI:
    May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside

    MOPAR:
    Mostly Obsolete Parts Assembled Randomly

    OLDSMOBILE:
    Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday

    PORSCHE:
    Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense

    SATURN:
    Sorry About That Unexpected Recall Notice
     
  9. phunky.buddha

    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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  11. importjdmcivic

    importjdmcivic Its the NUGE!

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    nice
     
  12. Speedracer228

    Speedracer228 ......

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    MOPAR
    Made Out of Paper And Rust

    FORD

    Fix Or Repair Daily
    Driver Return On Foot
     
  13. Smonkeyboy

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    what, none for Lexus? or Nissan? or Infinity?
     
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    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    NISSAN- No Idiot Seems So Arrogant Now

    thats all i could come up with
     
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    Loco Honkey Banned

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    Lexus- Luxury EXported to the US.

    *waits to see if anyone catches on*
     
  16. Loco Honkey

    Loco Honkey Banned

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    NISSAN- Nice, It Slides Sideways And Nicely. For all you 240 lemmings...
     
  17. Loco Honkey

    Loco Honkey Banned

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    InfinitI.... not with a y.

    I'm Not Fucking Intelligent, Nor Is The Insurer. (sic)
     
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    FORD-Fucked on rainy days
     
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    Havok Senior Member

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    BMW
    Bought my Wife
    Big Money Waste

    CHRYSLER
    Company Highly Recommends You Start Learning Engine Repair

    OLDSMOBILE
    Old Lady Driving Slow Making Others Behind Inconceivably Late Everywhere
     
  20. Speedracer228

    Speedracer228 ......

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    ah i forgot JEEP
    Just Empty Every Pocket
     
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