what could I have bought with $650....

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Mid-life Crisis Swap
IF I hadn't F%$$**# left my walet on the counter at WalMart. I put it down on the little check signing place, and then started loading my groceries in the cart.

I realized what I did 1.5 hours later, went back and of course no one has seen it.

Called security office, they couldnt be bothered to look at the tape.

I hardly ever have cash, and certainly not in larger amounts. I only rarely get paid in cash, and I kept $300 in my walet for two weeks because I kept thinking I was going to use it to by seats for the new CRX or for a new compressor for the hatch.

I have been hounding a client for a payment for a week, and finally was up near her house (40 miles away) and picked it up on Saturday.

SO then I lose it all! Cancelled all my credit cards, debit cards and my licence, so I am a non-person with no access to any type of funds for a week.


ARRRGHHHHHHH!!!!


The last time I lost my wallet, I set it on top of my car as I was loading something on top. (don't ask me why) I drove off through gangland.

A dilligent search turned up the receipts and pocket litter bu no walet, no cards and no money $550 that time...I am an idiot that should not be entrusted with money.

If I file a police report, do you think they will even bother to look at the tape?
 
i did the same shit 1 y r ago in myrtle beach. i only had $200 though in it. then a month ago im cleaning under the stairs and fuckin bammm there it was missing $150 but i was still like wtf? i would say tell the cops it cant hurt.
 
Murdered ? You gave them too much credit.

Cops only pull over people in regular cars for speeding. If you're in a Viper or some american muscle, they give you a thumbs-up.

The rest of anything police are completely useless.

Raising Arizona: "You want to fight a donut, you call a cop. You want to find a criminal, you call a criminal"
 
you could have bought one of them fancy wallets with the chains on em...
prob a good investment for someone like yourself
 
$650

hmmm....

porn, a turbo, some rotas w/tires, gsr long block, a hot type r tranny, an hour at a strip club, my ex girlfriend 3 times over, a pair of used sparcos, zex nitrous kit, a big tv, xbox 360 and 4 games, a new computer monitor......sorry, just thinking of an answer for your post.
 
that sucks...im lucky i havent done it yet...ive have problems with sunglasses...i always leave them everywhere
 
pissedoffsol said:
lol, your ex is $200 a time? lol
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that's about all that whore is worth to own. haha. you couldn't trade her for a set of turn tables at a pawn shop stupid slut. you can't tell i'm bitter or anything can you?
 
i'm seriously considering paypaling you 200 bucks... lol
 
For $200 I could find you some decent ass.

You won't have to actually give it to her, just spend it on her and spit some decent game.
 
pissedoffsol said:
i'm seriously considering paypaling you 200 bucks... lol
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after we broke up a few years ago she turned into a parts whore. i got her into cars so when she totaled her cavalier she bought a del sol. if you have any old parts i'm sure you could trade her for some ass.
 
Unbelievable...I GOT IT BACK!!!!!!

I was argueing with Security about pulling the tape last night...They told me they "don't do that" (never mind that the signs all say that they are videotaping for MY -the customer's- protection.)

I pointed out that if I file a police report thats the first thing the cops are going to want to see, since I KNOW I left it directly below the camera over register 9. They said, sure if the cops ask us....


I gave up..

this morning, there was a call on caller ID. from WalMart...

I took this as good news since I hadnt bothered to leave a name!

It was the cash office. They were a little vague about where the wallet had been.

all the money seemd to be there, but re-arranged.


So I broke a hundred on buying a couple of New York Strip steaks and walked out da store .:walk:
 
nice :)

now get a wallet chain. Alzhiemers is setting in lol
 
thats exactly what my wife said...Bikers wallet!!!

pissedoffsol said:
nice :)

now get a wallet chain. Alzhiemers is setting in lol
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(as well as the alzheimers comparison)

I was known as the absent minded professor as early as 6th grade, and it aint gettin better with age.
 
I think I nailed that shit on the head.

They reviewed the tape, saw that the cashier jacked it.. Jacked the cashier, and fired his/her ass. I'd bet $$$ on it.
 
I never leave shit anywhere. I lost my wallet once in 4th grade with like $60 bucks and learned. I also never keep more than $100 in it. If I think I might be making a big purchase than it goes in a envelope that I either keep on me or lock in the glove box.

This makes me think of something that happened at work tonight though. I was busy as hell all night (I'm a server at Bertucci's) and I finally get around to cleaning one of my tables and closing out the check. Well I found a $20 on the floor under the table. I felt bad because the table had been 4 seriously cool old ladies (ordered 4 beers and a Lg pizza, haha), but they had left 20-30 minutes before. I almost wished they came back because I felt bad about getting a $25 on a $23 check.
 
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