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I heard that all of the celebs are now chasing some bizare fundimentalist judism cult. I guess when your whole world is fake you are desperate to find something real.
the Kaballah. You know pardon me for going off on a tangent so soon, but I have something I would like to get off my chest.
"STEAL MORE MUSIC AND MOVIES"
Steal it. fucking download everything you can and distribute it. Fight the system. Because these celebrities, these poor, hardworking celebrities are getting their paychecks stolen from them.
Why, just last year, Madonna had to order a 10 door stretch hummer instead of a 14. How long must these people suffer ?
Did you know: When you download "Star Wars", you are actually stealing money from hundreds of film executives and high-profile celebrities ? That's tanks upon tank of avgas for their modest personal Learjet!
Just recently, the Christian Science Monitor reported that 2,000 children in an ethiopian village died mysteriously and painfully. Just a few miles from where Madonna's personal entourage were camped out in their 14+, $4,000 suites on a trip to learn of Caballah. Madonna's staff was mostly ok, but one of her hairdressers had the sniffles and almost died.
It gets me all choked up when I hear stories of John Travolta naming his daughter "Quantas". I mean, how dedicated to a cause, how noble are you, to name your own child after the non-profit airline industry. Quantas has saved countless millions of Australians from almost ruining their vacation plans. And his charity work with his family of four 4 has run into the millions. He has personally donated $1000-per-plate dinners to the "Make John's kids happy" fund. What a gentleman and a crusader.
Fuck these people in the eye.
to tom cruise.
that episode rocked.
