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What Kind of Penis do you have?

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Dustin_m, Feb 17, 2005.

  1. Dustin_m

    Dustin_m Active Member

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    (Or for the ladies...what's your preference?)

    The Excedrin Penis: It's tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.
    The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you.
    The Magnavox Penis: Smart. Very Smart.
    The Life Call Penis: It's fallen and it can't get up.
    The American Express Penis: Don't leave home without it.
    The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis: How many licks DOES it take...?
    The M&M Penis: It melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
    The Lucky Charms Penis: It’s magically delicious.
    The Energizer Penis: It keeps going and going and going.
    The Right Guard Penis: Anything less is uncivilized.
    The Campbell’s Soup Penis: Mmm, Mmm good.
    The Kix Penis: Kid tested, mother approved.
    The McDonald's Penis: Over 8 billion served.
    The Tombstone Penis: What would you like on your penis?
    The Ragu Penis: Comes out chunkier than the rest.
    The Cobain Penis: It blows itself away.
    The All State Penis: You're in good hands.
    The 7-Up Penis: The UN-penis.
    The Barq's Penis: The one with bite.
    The Beef Penis: It's what's for dinner.
    The Bud Lite Penis: Great taste, less filling.
    The Transformers Penis: It's more than meets the eye.
    The Twizzler Penis: It makes mouths happy.
    The Sega Penis: PENIS!
    The Starburst Penis: The juice is loose.
    The Timex Penis: Takes a lickin and keeps on tickin.
    The Burger King Penis: It takes two hands to handle a whopper.
    The Flintstone's Vitamins Penis: 10 million strong and growing.
    The Wendy's Penis: Where's the beef?
    The Lays Penis: Betcha can't eat just one.
    The Matthew Sweet Penis: 100% fun.
    The Little Caesar's Penis: Penis!! Penis!!
    The Mortal Combat Penis: Nothing can prepare you.
    The Bounty Penis: The quicker picker-upper.
    The Street Fighter II Penis: Matt, stop, you're too good at this.
    The Domino's Pizza Penis: delivers in 30 min. or less.
    The Monty Python Penis: "Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?"
    The Monty Python Penis II: "Every sperm is sacred...."
    The Rice Krispies Penis: What does your penis say to you?
    The Extra Penis: Lasts an extra, extra, extra long time.
    The Charmin Penis: Don't squeeze the penis!
    The Beatles Penis: Now a quarter smaller than it used to be.
    The Oasis Penis: Thinks it's the Beatles penis.
    The Windows '95Penis: If you ask it to do too much, it'll crash.
    The Virginia Slims Penis: You've come a long way, baby.
    The Secret Penis: Strong enough for a man, ph balanced for a woman.
    The Micro Machines Penis: A whole world, in the palm of your hand.
    The Maxwell House Penis: Good to the last drop.
    The Payday Penis: Its almost totally nuts!
    The Yellow Pages Penis: Let your fingers do the walkin.
    The Reese's Penis: How do you eat your penis?
    The Beavis Penis: Look! It’s changing color!
    The Sustecal Penis : More protein, less fat!
    The Downey Penis: Come on Downey.
    The Just For Men Penis: A sure thing for a natural look?
    The Milk Penis: It does a body good!
    The Taco Bell Penis: It runs for the border.
    The Cinnamon Toast Crunch Penis: It’s the adult thing to do?
    The AOL Penis: It's so easy to use, no wonder it's #1?
    The Pontiac Penis: Built for kicks, Built for Keeps!
    The Psychic Penis: It knows you are coming before you do.
     
  2. NissanNiNjA2nd

    NissanNiNjA2nd Senior Member

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    M&M
     
  3. MadMaXXX

    MadMaXXX Mad Man

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    The American Express Penis: Don't leave home without it.

    cuz if u do leave home without it... :ph34r:
     
  4. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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  5. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    The Micro Machines Penis: A whole world, in the palm of your hand.


    lol
     
  6. StarBellieAngel

    StarBellieAngel Senior Member

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    well, uhm, i kinda just relate penises to turbos. they need time to spool up, but when at max boost, be ready for a good ride. then of course... you have the lag period between shifts. :p
     
  7. h22bubbleback

    h22bubbleback Senior Member

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    The Kix Penis: Kid tested, mother approved

    :thumbsup: lol
     
  8. Estorvito

    Estorvito Soy Boricua

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    The Extra Penis: Lasts an extra, extra, extra long time.
     
  9. StealthMode

    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    The Lucky Charms Penis: It's magically delicious!
     
  10. Havok

    Havok Senior Member

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    lol @ the Kix Penis
     
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