What Kind of Penis do you have?

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Dustin_m

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(Or for the ladies...what's your preference?)

The Excedrin Penis: It's tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.
The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you.
The Magnavox Penis: Smart. Very Smart.
The Life Call Penis: It's fallen and it can't get up.
The American Express Penis: Don't leave home without it.
The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis: How many licks DOES it take...?
The M&M Penis: It melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
The Lucky Charms Penis: It’s magically delicious.
The Energizer Penis: It keeps going and going and going.
The Right Guard Penis: Anything less is uncivilized.
The Campbell’s Soup Penis: Mmm, Mmm good.
The Kix Penis: Kid tested, mother approved.
The McDonald's Penis: Over 8 billion served.
The Tombstone Penis: What would you like on your penis?
The Ragu Penis: Comes out chunkier than the rest.
The Cobain Penis: It blows itself away.
The All State Penis: You're in good hands.
The 7-Up Penis: The UN-penis.
The Barq's Penis: The one with bite.
The Beef Penis: It's what's for dinner.
The Bud Lite Penis: Great taste, less filling.
The Transformers Penis: It's more than meets the eye.
The Twizzler Penis: It makes mouths happy.
The Sega Penis: PENIS!
The Starburst Penis: The juice is loose.
The Timex Penis: Takes a lickin and keeps on tickin.
The Burger King Penis: It takes two hands to handle a whopper.
The Flintstone's Vitamins Penis: 10 million strong and growing.
The Wendy's Penis: Where's the beef?
The Lays Penis: Betcha can't eat just one.
The Matthew Sweet Penis: 100% fun.
The Little Caesar's Penis: Penis!! Penis!!
The Mortal Combat Penis: Nothing can prepare you.
The Bounty Penis: The quicker picker-upper.
The Street Fighter II Penis: Matt, stop, you're too good at this.
The Domino's Pizza Penis: delivers in 30 min. or less.
The Monty Python Penis: "Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?"
The Monty Python Penis II: "Every sperm is sacred...."
The Rice Krispies Penis: What does your penis say to you?
The Extra Penis: Lasts an extra, extra, extra long time.
The Charmin Penis: Don't squeeze the penis!
The Beatles Penis: Now a quarter smaller than it used to be.
The Oasis Penis: Thinks it's the Beatles penis.
The Windows '95Penis: If you ask it to do too much, it'll crash.
The Virginia Slims Penis: You've come a long way, baby.
The Secret Penis: Strong enough for a man, ph balanced for a woman.
The Micro Machines Penis: A whole world, in the palm of your hand.
The Maxwell House Penis: Good to the last drop.
The Payday Penis: Its almost totally nuts!
The Yellow Pages Penis: Let your fingers do the walkin.
The Reese's Penis: How do you eat your penis?
The Beavis Penis: Look! It’s changing color!
The Sustecal Penis : More protein, less fat!
The Downey Penis: Come on Downey.
The Just For Men Penis: A sure thing for a natural look?
The Milk Penis: It does a body good!
The Taco Bell Penis: It runs for the border.
The Cinnamon Toast Crunch Penis: It’s the adult thing to do?
The AOL Penis: It's so easy to use, no wonder it's #1?
The Pontiac Penis: Built for kicks, Built for Keeps!
The Psychic Penis: It knows you are coming before you do.
 
well, uhm, i kinda just relate penises to turbos. they need time to spool up, but when at max boost, be ready for a good ride. then of course... you have the lag period between shifts. :p
 
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