What not to have on your resume.
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HERES WHAT TONYD would write...
Desired Job Title: AGRICULTURAL EQUIPMENT OPERATORS
Relocate: Will travel to the far ends of Madagascar if need be
Area of Choice: St. Johnsbury Area
Objective: forestry/carpentry
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Education and Training
Last School Attended:
curently pursuing my BA at blah blah blah college
St. Johnsbury VT. USA 05819
Educational Level: Two years majoring in the facillitation of arboreal related enviroments
Training or other skills:
Timber harvester
Carpenter
Tree pruner
mechanic
crew leader
Strengths:
dedication to excellence, great team player, professional and great
with interpersonal communication skills
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Experience
self employed
From: 1993 thru 2004
Duties:
owned and operated my own business. Duties included, chopping down wood, driving said wood to lumbermill, running the entire office, scrubbing toilets and washing floors.
self employed
From: 1990 thru 2004
Duties:
owned and operated my own business. Duties included, chopping down wood, driving said wood to lumbermill, running the entire office, scrubbing toilets and washing floors.
ASPLUNDH TREE
From: 2003 thru 2004
Duties:
As a crew foreman, I facillitated the removal of ardous aboreal environments with dilligent care and duty while maintaining a hardworking and loyal crew.
self employed
From: 1990 thru 2004
Duties:
Fuck it, why lie? I was on welfare.....the "tree business" just aint what it used to be
Desired Job Title: AGRICULTURAL EQUIPMENT OPERATORS
Relocate: Will travel to the far ends of Madagascar if need be
Area of Choice: St. Johnsbury Area
Objective: forestry/carpentry
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Education and Training
Last School Attended:
curently pursuing my BA at blah blah blah college
St. Johnsbury VT. USA 05819
Educational Level: Two years majoring in the facillitation of arboreal related enviroments
Training or other skills:
Timber harvester
Carpenter
Tree pruner
mechanic
crew leader
Strengths:
dedication to excellence, great team player, professional and great
with interpersonal communication skills
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Experience
self employed
From: 1993 thru 2004
Duties:
owned and operated my own business. Duties included, chopping down wood, driving said wood to lumbermill, running the entire office, scrubbing toilets and washing floors.
self employed
From: 1990 thru 2004
Duties:
owned and operated my own business. Duties included, chopping down wood, driving said wood to lumbermill, running the entire office, scrubbing toilets and washing floors.
ASPLUNDH TREE
From: 2003 thru 2004
Duties:
As a crew foreman, I facillitated the removal of ardous aboreal environments with dilligent care and duty while maintaining a hardworking and loyal crew.
self employed
From: 1990 thru 2004
Duties:
Fuck it, why lie? I was on welfare.....the "tree business" just aint what it used to be
bigdaddyIII
Senior Member
III's take:
Desired Job Title: AGRICULTURAL EQUIPMENT OPERATORS
Relocate: if the job requires it
Area of Choice: St. Johnsbury Area
Objective: forestry/carpentry
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Education and Training
Last School Attended:
BA pending completion of nessesary requirements
St. Johnsbury VT. USA 05819
Educational Level: Two years majoring in the facillitation of arboreal related enviroments
Training or other skills:
Timber harvester
Carpenter
Tree pruner
mechanic
crew leader
Strengths:
dedication to excellence, great team player, professional and great
with interpersonal communication skills
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Experience
Self financed business venture
From: 1993 thru 2004
Duties:
owned and operated my own business. Duties included, chopping down wood, driving said wood to lumbermill, running the entire office, scrubbing toilets and washing floors.
Independent building resource consultant
From: 1990 thru 2004
Duties:
established and maintained my own forestry start up. Duties included, chopping down wood, driving said wood to lumbermill, running the entire office, scrubbing toilets and washing floors.
ASPLUNDH TREE
From: 2003 thru 2004
Duties:
As a crew foreman, I facillitated the removal of ardous aboreal environments with dilligent care and duty while maintaining a hardworking and loyal crew.
Diversity based income
From: 1990 thru 2004
Duties: Various forms of labor, including, but not limited to, begging, panhandling, borrowing, mooching, pawning, etc.
Loco Honkey
Banned
That makes me think, "Ass plunder."
Originally posted by senate_9427+Feb 7 2004, 04:52 PM-->
Is that your's rev?
no mine would read 2 yrs at arbys...3 months at meijer...2 years at OTS....7 months at hungry howies pizza...and 1 month thus far at east of chicago pizza...
along with only 4 months (1 quarter or was it semester? I dunno) of computer networking and DOS programming classes at Ivy Tech Jan-April of 02.
Pretty pathetic huh?
Originally posted by Tonyd0821@Feb 7 2004, 03:05 PM
can i give you some constructive criticism jody?
your email address screams 16 year old kid. maybe create a new, more professional email address...
my .02 cents
On the one I submitted last week, I put jodybarber@hotmail.com which is my new(er) Hotmail addy.