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What the hell is wrong with me?!?!?

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by BrutalB83, May 30, 2008.

  1. BrutalB83

    BrutalB83 Brutal Moderator Moderator VIP

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    Lately I've been getting constant stomach pains, and it doesn't matter what I eat. I could eat really healthy or I could go to Burger King and have a whopper and I still get stomach pains. It feels like diahrrea...like how you would typically feel an hour or so after you at Taco Bell, but when I go to the bathroom nothing comes out... :(

    Also, my stomach is gurgling like crazy. It will gurgle for a good 10-15 seconds at a time, and loud enough that people in the cubicles around me at work can hear it...

    Is it possible to develop a lactose intolerance without any prior history? That's what my girlfriend suggested, but I've never had problems with lactose before. Could it be an ulcer maybe? It's been going on for a few weeks now off and on, and it's driving my crazy...
     
  2. |Chaz|

    |Chaz| Well-Known Member VIP

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    Go to a doctor man.

    You sure you haven't been eating or drinking anything different than usual?
     
  3. INJEN78

    INJEN78 HS LEGEND

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    def. go to the doc. it could be an ulcer,or worse..ive had a couple people i knew die from liver cancer-and it was the same shit your having,but either way goodluck
     
  4. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    you tried taking some stuff to make ya poop?
     
  5. BrutalB83

    BrutalB83 Brutal Moderator Moderator VIP

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    Well that's the weird thing. I have these stomach pains which feel like the same feeling you get an hour or so after you eat some narsty greasy food, so I go to the bathroom thinking I'm about to have diahrea, but it never happens. BUT, at other times I shit normally. That's why I'm really puzzled by this.

    Yeah looking back on my original post I guess I made it sound like I'm constipated, my bad...
     
  6. Luis998

    Luis998 Honda Enthusiast

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    Have you been eating anything out of the ordinary? Heck man, I would go to the doctor and get it checked out. Your girlfriend could be right. It could be something as mild as that. I am hoping it is not an ulcer. I'm not a doctor so I have no clue what to say but to go to one and get yourself checked out.
     
  7. BrutalB83

    BrutalB83 Brutal Moderator Moderator VIP

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    Yeah if it's not any better by Monday I'll probably go to the doctor. I'm hoping it's just a touch of stomach flu or something...
     
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    Luis998 Honda Enthusiast

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    Good man. I pray it is nothing serious as well. Let us know what's up when you find out. Feel better soon too. :thumbsup:
     
  9. INJEN78

    INJEN78 HS LEGEND

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    +1
    i cant go without anyone making fun of my gayness:D
     
  10. Celerity

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    Maybe you're just gettin fuckin old, because this is pretty much how I feel all the time.

    I spend some TIME in the can now. When I was in my early 20s I used to easily unload 55 pellets into the water, and be ready to hit the tennis courts. Now I have to light candles and pray that my anus doesn't distend. I'm txting friends as a support group, taking photos to blog it and keeping a calendar.
     
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  11. LsTec

    LsTec civic525whp

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    sounds like a bad case ohttp://hondaswap.com/showthread.php?t=134338f gastritous try some gassex if it was an ulcer you wouldn't have bubbly guts and if it's lactose u'd notice it right after you eat dairy obviously....could just be a bug...
     
  12. 93civicracer

    93civicracer Oh, I do a little here and there.

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    Have you tried a water fast?

    I've heard of crazy recovery stories from water fasting. I've always done it when I'm sick it's simple. You just don't take in anything at all except water. I've gone for 5-7 days plenty of times. Your digestive system uses a lot of energy, and when you're only drinking water, your system gets a big rest from digesting all that food and the energy goes straight to self-healing.

    It's kind of hard to stay away from food and drinks other than water for the first 3 days, but after 3 days your hunger shuts down completely. Then when you're ready to start eating again, start with fruit juice, then raw fruits/veggies for the first day, then the next day you can eat like normal. Sounds strange, but it's really good for you and it makes you feel damn good too.
     
  13. Celerity

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    no no no.... the Airport Tuna diet.

    Go to Newark International airport and get a tuna sandwich out of the vending machine. Take it home, and invite a friend over.

    Eat it.

    Turn inside out. Dude, you'll evacuate your soul. Then rebuild :) Scorched digestive policy.
     
  14. LS_VTEC

    LS_VTEC you get the BRAKE

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    I became lactose intolerant in my early 20s. How I found this out was I stopped eating dairy for a week. I started to feel better about 2 days later. I would try not eating any dairy, stay away from taco bell (they use lactic acid in their beef). It sucks at first not having cheese on stuff but after a while you don't miss it.
    You could also try the lactaid tablets, they work for some people. They don't work for me, last time I took one my stomach got so bloated. It took 10 hours before the pressure started to go down. I thought I was going to die that night.
     
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    Most humans become lactose intolerant. it's normal. Most of the time it makes people have really bad gas, or gives them the shits.

    cut milk out, see if that helps.
     
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    Thanks for the responses guys!

    Thanks man, I appreciate it!

    Oh don't worry, if something happens to me I'll appoint someone else to take over that duty! :D

    That very well could be. I've noticed my metabolism slowing a lot in the past year or so. I'm trying to come to terms with the fact that I'm not really a kid anymore... :(

    I like how they have that big nasty turd ring pictured right near the top of the page, lol... :puke:

    I think this might be it actually. I haven't had any milk or cheese since I posted this yesterday and so far I haven't had any problems with stomach pain today. We'll see I guess...
     
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    Whatever you find out, you need to make sure you are getting enough dietary fiber. There are ALOT of health problems associated with eating a diet low in fiber for many years and sadly that is the most case with 90% of Americans. All those colon cleansing programs are pretty much loaded with fiber, you don't have to start one of those. You can just start incorporating it into your diet. Eat a high fiber bran cereal in the morning, maybe some nuts and seeds with you lunch. There's plenty of good sources of fiber and it' easy to keep track of it. You will feel tons better after a couple of weeks trust me. And Celerity sounds like your definantely in need of some fiber. Brutal's symptoms could be a couple of things but you really need to change your diet. If not your heading down the path to get Crohn's disease or diverticulitis.
     
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  19. dacheat

    dacheat ..is grounded.

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    get it sorted out, or this could be you...:ph34r:
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  20. formby

    formby learning in progress

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    i have the same symptoms. it could be IBS [irritable bowel syndrome]

    get it checked out... they will probably stick a camera up in your butt to see whats up.

    i am about to make an appointment.. to see whats up. hopefully i dont get a camera stuck in the butt.. :shrug:
    LMFAO
     
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