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Black Widow g2
*princess*
move to canada. lol
this coming from the guy who was in tears over giving veal parm to a vegan
FOAD
"I'm not saying that we don't all get down, because we do but its just ironic to see you post something like this."
Once again, you've tripped acid one too many times.
I wasn't in tears, but I did post about it. Clearly we all have emotions and different triggers and its funny and ironic to see them. I didn't say I was excluded from humanity and didn't have the same emotions, but as always you fail to understand.
You are t3h so intelligent!@$ What do you do with your life?
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Thanks to E, who might be the only person on this site more fucked up then me, I got a little revenge, more to come...If you want to know what I did, AIM him
You busted a nut in the shampoo bottle or saran wrapped the toilet.
Celerity
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I did revenge for hire once, and I was very good at it. Some highlights:
1: her friends played poker every week. In the dining room. Sometimes the smoke or heat would get too much and they would turn on the ceiling fan. Pepper on the fan blades.
2: She never used her front door, only for jehovahs witnesses, police and her parents. Good, because she wouldn't notice the panties I stole out her drawer and hung from her Cross on her front door until she got either, Jehovah's witnesses, Police or her Parents at the door.
3: Wireless door bell. It clips right off the mount outside. Brought it inside and stuffed it in her favorite seat on the couch. (Ah... about to watch the Gilmore girls.. <ding dong> Oh dammit who is here now ?!)
4: Lamp on a timer, A/C right next to it. Now the A/C turns on in the daytime and turns off before she gets home. It's winter.
5: Digital thermostat. Has a built in timer program, and it works it's ass off to fight the A/C from 10:00 am to 4:00 pm.
6: PAM on the hardwood floors and staircase.
7: Push her new grille to the sidewalk and put a sign on it that said free.
8: Adjust all lightbulbs in the house to be barely contacted. When the neighbor upstairs walks around, lights flicker.
All sorts of neat stuff to make someone's life miserable. The stuff like this is just the kind of stuff that will last for weeks (Or a billing cycle as her A/C / Heater thing did)
-> Steve
1: her friends played poker every week. In the dining room. Sometimes the smoke or heat would get too much and they would turn on the ceiling fan. Pepper on the fan blades.
2: She never used her front door, only for jehovahs witnesses, police and her parents. Good, because she wouldn't notice the panties I stole out her drawer and hung from her Cross on her front door until she got either, Jehovah's witnesses, Police or her Parents at the door.
3: Wireless door bell. It clips right off the mount outside. Brought it inside and stuffed it in her favorite seat on the couch. (Ah... about to watch the Gilmore girls.. <ding dong> Oh dammit who is here now ?!)
4: Lamp on a timer, A/C right next to it. Now the A/C turns on in the daytime and turns off before she gets home. It's winter.
5: Digital thermostat. Has a built in timer program, and it works it's ass off to fight the A/C from 10:00 am to 4:00 pm.
6: PAM on the hardwood floors and staircase.
7: Push her new grille to the sidewalk and put a sign on it that said free.
8: Adjust all lightbulbs in the house to be barely contacted. When the neighbor upstairs walks around, lights flicker.
All sorts of neat stuff to make someone's life miserable. The stuff like this is just the kind of stuff that will last for weeks (Or a billing cycle as her A/C / Heater thing did)
-> Steve
StealthMode
Kung Foolin'
Did you top-shelf her toilet? If not, on your last day of moving, do it in the apartment.
hell yea, that shit is revenge and then some. stinks, and it must be cleaned up, it really wont go away.