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  1. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    what would you do if you called your accountants office and heard... road kill cafe, you kill it we grill it

    no one has a sense of humor anymore

    and why do they keep leaving me alone in this office?

    god i;m bored
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    come work for me. i need a CPA.
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    i'd laugh my ass off.

    up in jackman, maine - there is a REAL roadkill café.
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    i'm pretty sure there's a few real roadkill cafe's
    i think i've seen a shirt for one in nevada? or one of those mid west fuck your sister states

    i'm not certified yet
    i'm just a public accountant
    what do you mean work for you? what do you need done?
     
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    Dustin_m Active Member

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    weren't you the one Mooing at Fedex the other day? and you still ask why they don't talk to you :p wierdo
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    yep, that was me mooing at fedex
    lol

    and i don't mean they don't talk to me, i mean i'm sitting in the office and no one else is around
    no one else being around = me getting into mischief
     
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    Dustin_m Active Member

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    you could always get a groupt together and go rowing around like that vid the oterh day
     
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    trappd-in-859 New Member

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    How do you like being an accountant? What is the pay like? Im thinking about going to school for that in the fall.

    Anyway, to stay on topic, I'd most likely laugh my ass off because youre right, nobody has a sense of humor anymore.
     
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    ScrapinSi Senior Member

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    SHould have tried "city morgue, you kill em we chill em"

    or how about "Internal Revenue Service... Try to hide, we'll take your ride"
     
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    smarty009 Senior Member

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    i like this idea...lmfao...
     
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    MugenCRX Senior Member

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    LOL! I've always said it as "City Morgue, you stab em, we slab em!"
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    being an accountant is ok
    tax season kinda sucks balls
    working 12 hours a day gets old kinda fast
    pay is decent
    it really all depends on the firm you work for and the area you live

    so i got in here this morning and the boss's car isn't here and everything was locked and alarmed
    i checked the caller ID for my boss's line and i see a call after 11:00 last night from his brother
    i kinda figured something happened and then a client called and told me the news
    his mother, 98 years old, finally passed away
    she's been in a home with alzheimers for prob 4 years+

    so i'll be alone in the office for a couple more days i guess
    lets see what sort of trouble i can get into now
     
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    "Joe's Abortion Clinic, you rape em' - we scrape 'em ! No fetus can beat us!"
     
  14. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    [​IMG] That's horrid that it is funny to me, but man. My roomates are sleeping and I'm laughing my head off at that.
     
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