I hope you're not serious...if you are that's one of the dumbest comments I've seen on this site lately.
To the original poster: your buddy probably can't find you a steering wheel because it's technically illegal to remove your airbag-equipped factory wheel. Just look elsewhere; they make aftermarket wheels that will fit just about any car. There's a write-up about installing an aftermarket steering wheel up in the FAQ section on this site actually. I'd suggest sending a PM to the author and asking him for some advice.
Edit: Here is the FAQ I was talking about:
https://hondaswap.com/general-tech-...steering-wheel-installation-92524/#post859021