Metro detroit turns retarded when it snows. Its 6 fucking inches. I like it up where I go to college, when in snowed 18inches the other day, the news barely even mentioned it. I went to the mall today, there were people parked 4 deep. I have seen 5 Taruas and an escort in the ditch, and when Rearranging our cars in the driveway, a jeep flys past me, then trys to be cool and floors it to get sideways. gets to sideways and goes into a ditch. Then the guy was a dumbass and had no fucking clue how to drive the thing and had the wheel completly cooked to the road, and ways trying to climb up the 3 foot ditch plus overcome the 2 feet of snow from the plow, while in a foot of snow. I go to help him out and tell him to reverse it then try and climb up towards the driveway instead of going for the road. He goes, and still had his wheel completely cooked to the right. Of course he gets stuck again. I have him reverse again, then tell him to keep his wheels straight. He almost made it up all the way, but hit rear wheel was so deep, it made his front and rear drive tire go too far up, giving him zero traction, to the point he cant reverse or forward. He gets out, falls three feet, (didn't know it was that deep) then him and I start to rock it, and move it enough where he can reverse again. This time he reverse even more, then drives full throttle to the thing. He hits the ditch end and finally gets up and out. He runs out, shakes my hand and says thanks, then books.
by like 4 hurricanes, there's still more to come lol
