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Whats up w/ Mexican food

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by OldEMaltLiQuoR, Jun 1, 2004.

  1. OldEMaltLiQuoR

    OldEMaltLiQuoR Senior Member

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    I love mexican food....I mean I eat that shit for lunch @ least 3 times a week.
    I usually get the same thing,...beef buritto w/ side of rice + beans.....and that shit is crazy good.

    but every now and then, it abuses my ass more than an Iraqi @ Abu Graib.
    I just spent the last 30min explaining to my asshole why it was enduring so much torture.

    I swear to god...those street cart guys I'm getting this shit from play a sick joke every so often and slip some brand X stool softener into my food.
     
  2. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    lol

    shitty food gives you the shits.

    try eating something actually GOOD for you.

    like me, i eat a lot of salad and lettuce.... so i get the rabbit shits :)
     
  3. 94RedSiGal

    94RedSiGal Senior Member

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    Are you eating burritos that are spicy hot?
     
  4. OldEMaltLiQuoR

    OldEMaltLiQuoR Senior Member

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    lol....wtf is a rabit shit!



    Yeah, I always get mad hot sauce, and mad jalepenos. Love the spicy stuff.
     
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    94RedSiGal Senior Member

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    Skip the jalapenos and hot sauce then... B)
     
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    slick*vic* Member

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    Just put your toilet paper in the freezer and you will be fine................
     
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    MaaseyRacer Senior Member

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    Man I eat Mexican probably 3-4 times a week, and I eat all the spicy stuff too, and I never have a problem. I say switch to chicken, and maybe cut back slightly on the hot sauce. Wait I take that back it is not worth it to cut back on the hot sauce. If you keep going back it has to be worth the shits.
     
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    mdlax1 Senior Member

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    eat italian food and you wont have to worry about it
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    Yeah, and next time you're munching from teh garden a wild cat might pounce on ya.

    Don't step in your rabbit turds. :p
     
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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    I eat 3 frozen burritoes (nuked of course), with cheese on top, salt pepper, asian spice, mayo, ketchup, olive oil, basalmic vineger, tabasco....and sometimes okonomiyaki sauce......Everyday.... :ph34r:


    It keeps the old bowels a moveing, I stink out other workers in my room at work, so I have the huge room to myself with a computer hooked up to the internet all night, and actually get work done, and it's cheap as hell....for the burritoes.

    Unless the wife makes me something...then I gorge-out on good JDM food :)
     
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    Sabz5150 FALCON PUNCH!!!

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    is to your ass as...

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    is to racing.
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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  13. OldEMaltLiQuoR

    OldEMaltLiQuoR Senior Member

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    lol....Sabz....you hit the nail right on the head..
    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    dohch22a4 Senior Member

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    For real, dude, try switching to chicken. I always get the Hershey squirts when I eat any Mexican food with beef in it. If I get a chicken chimichanga or something, I have a nice, firm turd the next morning. Poultry owns.
     
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    OldEMaltLiQuoR Senior Member

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    Never been all that much a fan of the chicken burritos but i guess couldn't hurt to try 'em.
     
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    driver1 Senior Member

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    wait wait wait...let me get this straight, this is a thread essentialy abotu your shits, and more directly the resulting feeling your ass gets when taking them.......
















    That just aint right
     
  17. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    when you eat a lot of greens, you shit like 30 pebbles instead of 1 big turd :)
     
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    The fiber in veggies is good for your digestive system... also the cheese in Mexican cooking can lead to constipation.
     
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    So... by that rationale, cheese broccoli should yield neutral results? :)
     
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    NotUrAverage_Si Senior Member

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    hmm I've never had that problem :shrug2:
     
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