what's your favorite quote?

pills_PMD

Super Moderator
i have too damn many!

face it not guilty.

has been the theme since we (me derek and a few friends) beat the court system. :)
 

cxjon

Senior Member
Originally posted by 92b16vx@Dec 24 2002, 03:03 PM
I SAID CHOKE YOURSELF NOW LEAN OVER AND CHOKE YOURSELF!!

full metal jacket!


its good to have roses on your piano but i rather have tulips on my organ
 

xj0hnx

I wanna be sedated
VIP
I bet if there was some pussy at the finish line you could get the in ten secods or less.
 

DazedCivic99

Senior Member
Deep thoughts by Jack Handey

The next time your having a bad day imagine this
you'r a siamese twin
your brother, attached at ur shoulder is gay
you are not
he has a date coming over tonight
but you only have one ass
feel better?
 

Capt. Orygun

Win the Day
Originally posted by TrailorParkPimp@Dec 24 2002, 07:50 PM
it tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo' mamma!

yeah, I fell off the couch the first time I saw that preview! And I still laugh everytime I hear it.


"give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime. Teach a man to be a fish, and he can eat himself. And if a man can eat himself, then fishing no longer matters."
 
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