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what's your favorite quote?

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Capt. Orygun, Dec 24, 2002.

  1. Havok

    Havok Senior Member

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    Whose idea was it to put an "s" in lisp?

    Should a bankruptcy lawyer expect to be paid?

    Why are fire signs red...Is a dark fire gonna break out, making us see the fire signs easier?
     
  2. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    ive heard that one a little different B "procrastination is like masterbation, it feels good till you realize your only fucking yourself"

    "keep accelerating untill the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death"

    "that which does not kill me postpones the inevitable"

    "if at first you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you"
     
  3. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    splat
     
  4. vtecsir1

    vtecsir1 Senior Member

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    "I'm the one that has to die when its time for me to die, so let me live my life the way i want to" jimi hendrix
     
  5. sisteve

    sisteve Guest

    since yesterday:

    "Fuck Theives" -Stephen Joslyn

    "Bend over and spell R.U.N!" Brian Cummiskey/unknown!
     
  6. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    lol i forgot about that one... but I ddn't start it dude... I heard that one from bill, who heard it at work, who..... yeah

    :p
     
  7. sisteve

    sisteve Guest

    like i said "unknown" :)
     
  8. inkrypted

    inkrypted Junior Member

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    If I had one wish, I'd wish for an ass big enough for the whole world to kiss.
    Slim Shady

    "Stupid is as stupid does"
    F. Gump
     
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    D See 2 Senior Member

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    "You wanna fight? Stick your head up my ass and fight for air." -Joe Dirt
     
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    D See 2 Senior Member

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    I once knew a man from Nantuckett;
    Who's dick was so long he could suck it;
    He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin;
    If my ear was a pussy i'd fuck it.
     
  11. Trinity

    Trinity <font color=#FF909B><b>I go back like Aqua Net.</b

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    micah Senior Member

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    im going to offer you the opportunity to share an experience with me that will change you for the rest of your life
     
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    inkrypted Junior Member

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    When I die, I want them to bury upside down so all my critics can kiss my ass.
    Bob Knight
     
  14. shuturmowth

    shuturmowth Senior Member

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    are you the fuck that told a fuck that im a fuck, well listen up fuck takes a fuck to know a fuck FUCK

    your fish smells like pussy-tshirthell.com

    if you sniff pens for fun you might as well suck dick for a living...
     
  15. sportlinecrx

    sportlinecrx Banned

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    jack handey-
    i once saw a man cry and i thought to myself "it takes a big man to cry". but it takes and even bigger man to laugh at that man.

    if i want any lip from you, i'll open my fly.

    when money talks...bullshit walks.
     
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    What are you doing Tony?

    What does it look like I'm doing? I'm driving down the street with his head stuck in my window.


    -Snatch.
     
  17. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    heres another one i like:

    "Here I sit all broken hearted, went to shit and only farted."

    :lol:
     
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    "They call them fingers but i never see'em fing."
    -Otto from the Simpsons
     
  19. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    LMAO i saw that one ... that was the funniest shit ever
     
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    "be nice to females, give a bitch a hug'
    Sage Francis

    new fav
    One day, coming out of the mall, I saw two gay guys kissing in their car. I thought to myself, "Wow, thats the gayest thing I've ever seen!" but then I saw their car had altezzas.
     
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